thread where stupid cunt lotida talks too much
 

Taking this off my favorites, everyone here is retarded now. Yes, I account for one of them, obviously. But there was a time when I was only one of the few (At the time I would say it was only Lenore, BlackFlag, Bodlet and a few of the ravers who drifted outside of thier board) and this place had very excellent conversation for me to eyeball over and add a useless post or two myself. I'd get good, well-written replies from the other posters about how crappy they were, and it was quite amusing. But now, there are too many of me. So it's quite pointless to play inferior now, when you can even consider yourself superior in a muck of drivel and caps lock.

I never did much like the site myself, the article or two by some of the resident posters were nice. And even they've drifted away, and you can't really blame them. I don't care too much for RoG's work, I'm not too into the whole let's review a movie for an easy article and let's make a contest for an easy article and here's a post about our new sponsor so you can read our easy articles. And, all the new posters seem to be of that audience. When I came here, it was off Google and never for the site. I just stayed because I thought it was an interesting community. I've talked to alot of cool people here outside of the board, and they probably know who they are. They've been really helpful on stupid things in my life, and provided some interesting conversation.

Some of you are okay, some of you are just stupid fucks who take other people on the board's personality in order to fit in and then push your stupid un-funny (it's supposed to be, I guess. But it isn't, trust me) shit, some of you are too stupid to even put in a category, and some of you are awsome. They're fleeting. Maybe I should add some fucktards or useless supposed to be funny but only funny (it's not) because it isn't type of things in here. Just to keep your attention, ofcourse. But I don't care anymore. I don't know why I'm even bothering to write any of this, because I doubt any of you do either.

Goodbye.

:rolleyes

dear me.

guess its because hobo renee doesnt come here anymore.

bye

People just keep leaving..this is some kind of weird phenomenon, like the plague of celebrity deaths we had this summer.

Yes, I had a wierd internet crush on Hobo Renee. But now that I have a quite excellent real life Girl, cute internet girls just arn't too appealing to obsess over anymore.

I'm glad you finally found a nice boy. :(

I'll miss you :)

Bye >:

it's like when all the cool people left the WWF, and people like steve austin took over.

using that anaology, i's probably be like steve blackman: totally fucking unimportant.

it happens. :(

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Noob,
In all reality, wasnt the site always useless? Befor ,you, blackflag, and me used to start up conversations on here just to piss people off. I guess those days are over, as some of us finally got lives. (work, gf's, bf's, ect...) But that doesnt meen you need to give up on something that you have worked so hard to maintain. *The Noob Status*
Yes, I will admit that the old board was a bit more entertaining, well, Alot more, when we didnt have advertisers, and random acts of horse-shit that are supposed to make us laugh. This board used to be about just fucking around and makeing useless comments, and becoming someone that we were not. Over time, people started to notice, and although they would come, and go, and come again, and go again, IT used to be a place to just say 'fuck it' and forget for awhile what the outside world was doing.
Now, There's So many people on this board that unless you have a photographic mind, your not going to remember them all. And why is this? Probally because Rog advertises, Maybe its so we dont have to contribute money we were asked too to keep the board alive, or maybe its because he's sick of not makeing any money, but for any reason, the stickers, the shirts, the I-mock club packs, ect.. Really have No meaning, unless you've been here for along time, or Just wanna look cool in front of your friends. In any case, They've made this site into a walking bill-board, and No wonder nobody off the old board is here anymore, their probally sick of the 50 new assholes we get every day, while they stumble on this site, looking for their favorite beastiality porn.
So, makeing my conclusion (sorry its so long) I'm with Noob on this one. Yes, I will make my random post every so often as to when im bored (basically what I do now) but the administrators need a good kick in the ass, and relize just what their doing. Tearing apart something that used to meen alot to some really cool people.

that you met over the internet?

Goodbye, noob. I'm sorry that you lost your monopoly on inanity.

DRIVEL DRIVEL MUCK MUCK CAP LOCKS KEY CAP LOCKS KEY CAP LOCKS KEY

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What is it exactly that we are doing?

I think she's upset that it's not an exclusive club full of people who get along and tons of inside jokes without new folks to scratch their heads at them.

I still think noob3 is gay because he is probably going to come back in a week.

See you on AIM, noob ;0

:tear I hate all the new people! I liked the "old" board better when only 5 or 6 of us "cool" people were posting our poignant thoughts! :tear

WHATEVA!! >:

I hate to break your heart here Noob but the point of a messageboard is to have MANY people posting their views, thoughts and opinions. If you want people to post more than just the useless shit that gets posted on here then maybe you all shouldn't attack every new person who happens to log onto the site.

Any time a new person joins they are attacked with immature insults and pm's saying you need to "earn" respect around here. That's bullshit. It's a messageboard and as long as you don't break Rog's rules.....everyone is invited to join! >:

You want to leave.....don't let the door hit you in the ass. :rolleyes

I've never understood why these 5 or 6 cool people never just go and start their own board and stfu.

There'd be nobody to not give a shit when they left. :(

Shit. :( I like Noob3. :(

I think he's fun. :(

Your fun too, Esuohlim. :(

We know. He gave you your schtick.

Fuck, I feel as if this is all my fault because everyone seemed to start complaining right when I signed up. *Sighs* I fucking suck the life out of everything I touch, I guess. Sorry for ruining it, everyone.

:boohoo

Noob always amused me, he'd bitch about everybody else, yet never once did he make a post worth reading himself. Oh yes, he'll be missed.

Wait... who's leaving again?

Sorry, I've gotta go spend another 12+ hours working on another easy piece. But hey, be sure to keep me posted on the latest daytime drama in which someone announces their departure from the site. I'll be sure to send them a Hallmark card.

"Probally because Rog advertises"

Still poppin' the plur pills, princess? I don't advertise I-Mockery... I've never believed in spending a dime to get word out about one's work. If you bust your ass on what you do, they will come and that's just how this site has worked. It's always been by word of mouth and spending what little free time I have busting my ass on making it as fun and appealing to a wide variety of people.

-RoG-

:love

I have always loved the site and the message board. The old one may have been slightly funnier, but that was only to the elitist morons who were the "in" crowd, who are now pissed that they can't be cooler then everyone else on a messaage board. I for one am glad to see noob3 leave and plz take the other dipshits with you. If I never have to read another "HI IM GAY" thread posted by Noob3, it wil lbe too soon.

I never much cared for the site, but I joined up for the message boards an hour or two after visiting, from Newgrounds. It IS kinda depressing to see all of these "people" inhabiting it, though, and I wasn't here to enjoy the full hilarity. :/

I still say it's my fault for signing up on the boards with my touch of death.

First I went through the site, read all the Minimocks and Visionary Darkness articles, and then I entered the message board because I liked the site so much.

You dont have to blame yourself Mike, I'm sure it's not ALL your fault. :/

he's never been to the secret forum

I don't read this board because I like it anymore. I read it because it something to do and it's literally addicting.

I'll re-iterate for the millionith time that there needs to be some sort of quality control filter on the board. I again recommend we ban people. But whatever, that's not going to happen, even though I don't understand why.

As for the site itself, I joined 'back in the day' when it was an entirely different beast. Before it was mockery, now it's 'wacky' nostalgia. So, yeah, I don't get how or why that happened, but I have no say in the matter and Roger's always going to run the site however he alone sees fit. Which I guess is admirable in itself, even if it's resulted in turning this into more of a giant blog than a humor site.

Somethingawful is a lot more like what this site used to be, and their forums are a lot more up my alley. I only wish I'd gone that route instead of this from day one, but I'm here now. Whether I stay or go is largely dependant on whether or not I have anything else to do.

I remain thankful for the friends I've met and made here.

Hey Drama Queens.....It's a freakin messageboard!! Nobody is holding you captive and making you post here! Too much thought is being spent discussing the old board vs. the new board. If you don't like it here, you can be gone in one click. NO ONE is making you stay.

Nothing is more pathetic than making an "I'm Leaving" post. Who the fuck cares. Leave.

:rolleyes

I don't really think anybody will really miss anyone if they just dissapear off this site for a breather once in a while. I hope you come back and see us some time NO0b3. I really did like the Vagina's are ugly thread and I think that should be put away in the anals of Mockery.

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Only 3 more days until I get to go see Return of the King!!!!!

There are a lot of people around here who suck and I'd be happy to ban, but I'm also going to respect the way Roger wants to run the boards. So we only ban people who do certain shit, like post porn or try to flood the front page of General Blabber with entirely useless threads, or just generally try to fuck things up for everyone else.

We never banned people for other reasons back on the old boards that everyone seems to think were so much greater, so I don't think it has anything to do with what that administrators are or aren't doing. In fact, back on the old boards for the longest time Rog was the ONLY administrator.

THAT IS SO TRUE :newbie

:lol

I say good riddance. One less "the board used to be cool..." little bitch whining about everything.

The site also didn't have the same amount of attention around then, Protester. It was easier to weed out people ourselves cause there were a lot fewer of them.

dedicated to giving due credit to works of genius that have never enjoyed the spotlight.

That's why there's plenty of nostalgic stuff, it's always been an interest of mine. Just as video games have, and making comic books (a la pickleman, pixel pals, etc), and making flash games and parodies.

I'm not like other sites because my interests are far too broad for me to be able to tolerate staying within one niche forever. That's why I don't update the old music mockery sites or anything anymore. Believe me, I had a great fucking time making them... Winky, Anti-Rave, Metal Mockery, etc - they all came out far better than I could have imagined and the reactions from angry people were superb. But there comes a time where you feel like you're just beating a dead horse, and while some people choose to go on... I stop working on those sites and let them just stay online so people can see them as they were in their prime.

I'm going to keep adding new things to I-Mockery, new sections, new types of pieces... I want variety. It's continuing to do whatever I'm interested in that has kept me working on this site all these years. I know people want me to do another "Things That Must Be Destroyed" and this and that... but I don't do those things unless I feel like it. I'm not gonna force that shit, because it's forced humor that is uninteresting to read. If I'm having a good time working on something, I generally feel confident that it's going to come out pretty funny.

http://www.i-mockery.com/main.asp

A lot more than just a "nostalgia blog"... take a look around. It's just a large humor site, plain and simple. Perhaps someday I'll be able to settle down into a single niche that I want to work on forever... but for now, I'm just going to keep doing what comes natural to me and what interests me. That's what's worked for I-Mockery since the beginning, and should that disappoint some people... well there's always other sites out there for you to enjoy. It's free entertainment and nobody's forcing anybody to stay here.

-RoG-

Honestly, I don't think these boards were as fun as they used to be in june, when i joined. I really only joined because i hated the hulk alot and everyone on here said it was so good. Then, however, I got hopelessly addicted like chojin and came to enjoy the elevated level of humor on this site and moreover on these boards. Now theres all these people who ruin downright hilarious threads. But thats the mods job to handle that and I dont question anything they do.

Im going to miss noob because he was one of those people who provided that humor that was really out of my grasp at times but still made me laugh, just like Professor Cool and Zero Signal

RIP noob :bow

i thiught noob3 made me laugh, then i realized i was thinking of rongi... guys i agree with lotida, and that's a strange feeling.

speak for yourself, Rog won't give me my heroin unless i post here :rolleyes :lol

i need my fix... :tear

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Mock,
havent popped a 'plur' pill in over a year now, So I'd say im pretty sober. I'm agreeing with noob because over the past few months the board has become more obnoxious. Especially with all the Porn ad's and 'HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY, CLICK ON MY LINK' We never had that on the old board, and being someone who has been here Far longer than most, and has gotten more grief than most, I belive I do have a right to voice my opioion, especially when it concerns a friend who I met on this board.

Now most of you will probally say, o0o0o0o, you met them on the board, go find some real friends. We'll I met chojin on the board and we met, exchange b-day, christmas presents, and still talk, and blackflag Always wishes me a happy birthday, and still feels bad when he missed it. And Noob has helped me out through many occasions of bad boyfriends, and stupid people. I consider them friends.

What I meant by the administrators need a good kick in the ass, was because if you havent noticed, People who started on this board are dissapearing slowly, People that we all once knew. What about the nyc trip, (that I missed, sorry.) But from what I know half those people are gone now, because of all the bullshit with this site. Don't get me wrong, Yes, it is a public board, maybe a little too public, when you can go on YAHOO, and type in "IMOCKERY" and the first thing that comes up is this site.

And Rog, I wasnt bashing your creative attempts at makeing things 'exciting' around here, and working your little heart out to things that interest you and posteing them, because this is YOUR site, But to many, weither they want to admit or not, It seems that everyone else is over-running it with their lame attempts to make you notice them, And that is over-whelming all in itself.

You used to be able to come on this board and laugh your ass off for hours, of course it used to be all towards me, (boy, do I love carni), but now its just one post after another of useless shit that gets thrown down in page 3, because nobody wants to bother with the same shit we once all used to laugh about and got over.

Chojin puts this board as 'adicting', but once you get off the computer it no longer appeals to anyone that doenst sit there and jerk off to the pictures section. It was once 'smart Mocking' Now its 'show me your boobs' over and over and over again. Maybe im wrong, but there's plenty of other sites out there to see someones boobs.

I guess Noob's post just really got to me, we all had our characters, and now everyone is just trying to be liked, which was never what this board seemed to ever be about. Hell Ive seen best friends go at each other because of some lame comment.

Im happy to see this site become more known, but I miss the 'old' people it once produced.

I couldn't agree more. People who bitch that the board has gone to shit annoy me even more than played out characters that don't know when to quit.

"The boards suck now! None of the good people post anymore" :wah

Boo fucking hoo. You've got an internet connection. Go e-mail these hilarious demi-gods or talk to them on AIM or start another board that I'm sure will be perfect and fuck off. Good riddance.

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Soundtest,
Stfu, your whineing just like the rest of us. Are you upset cause mommy put a block on all your porn??? Or is it that your subscription to hustler canceled and you wanna see someones boobs????

I will miss parts of Noob, but at times, he was just a dipshit who did nothin but make terrible threads called something like "I'm sick" or something completly stupid like that. I know a lot of people hate me here, and wish I was gone forever, but it IS a message board where people post their oponions. Not where people try to post funny pictures and do OUTRAGIOUS things on the internet.

I came to i-mockery a little bit after christmas of last year, and I thought it was THE best site on the internet. And it still is my favorite site. But I remember it a lot more fun when I didn't know the forum users. I laughed more then I ever did in my entire life at times before I joined the forums. I don't regret it because I met a plethore of really cool people here, but it seemed that I had one good month and BAM! So many stupid people came here.

I don't know what I'm saying, but I guess I agree with both here, the administrators and the members. :/

I'm not going to take sides on this, 'cause it's not my place to compare the old boards to the new boards. But you really can't tell the old members to quit just because they're pissed at the way the new boards are going. The main reason people come to these boards are to read comments from the old members(chojin, rongi, whoreable, carnivore, ect.). They're usually the only ones who contribute anything to the board. If they leave the boards will go on a down-hill spiral. And it makes sense for them to want the boards the way they used to be. There were alot less people and the community seemed more like a family type thing where you always had people to talk to about stuff you couldn't talk to other people about. Whereas, on the new boards it seems that there are so many new people joining everyday that the boards are tearing part and becoming more of a 'Lets fuck up everybody's thread' type thing. And you can't hold important conversatioin without somebody trying to add an unfunny joke in.

But on the other side people can't be pissed because the boards aren't a secret club anymore. RoG works hard to make his site viewable to a variety of audience, and in return a variety of people will show up. And though some of them won't be worth shit, it's part of having a growing community. And if RoG didn't advertise with other sites and such the site/forums might not even be here.

So... I don't know who's right or who's wrong in this situation. Just wanted to post my two cents. :/

Yea, it's hilarious comments like that that just totally prove that the level of humour from before is just beyond their comprehension. :rolleyes

Lenor, you sound retarded. People's sense of what is funny changes. The same thing that was funny on the old heavenly boards would be stale to anyone now, I'm sure. Yet you bitch and bitch. Let me let you in on something... message boards are interactive. You could DO SOMETHING about it. Add to the great humour and community you bitch is so absent today. But you won't. You'll bitch. And cry. And complain. And whine.

You bitch about the ads which are so fucking insignificant compared to just about any other site online that gets even half the traffic I-Mock does. Ever contribute anything to this site? Are you paying for the server costs to run it?

You seem to come from the school of "oh I was here a few years ago so that automatically makes me cooler and more important than anyone else". I think virtually every post you make refers to the fact that you're from the 'old boards'. Guess what... nobody gives a fuck.

It's no wonder people still make fun of you. Go away.

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:rolleyes

Sigh, since I have only been visiting this site for a few years I guess I woulden't know when it was "better." But it seems to me that the comedy is just getting better. I never found the site itself as "blog-like" where a bunch of different people post whatever's on their chest for the world to see (or ignore). I see it as entertainment. Like a variety magazine complete with article's, activities, and puzzles. It is plain to see that the intentions of the site isn't to make controversey, or to have some sort of fame for one main feature from which to milk- but to entertain the visitors. And catering to just one narrow type of audiance doesn't really help with progress. Nor does staying with one main point of focus. Sure, some of the stuff doesn't rub my rhubarb, but because of the mass amounts of content I can just look elsewhere.

As for the problems with the retro-obsession: I like to hear about all the vintage reminicence from a slightly older perspective, they remember it alot better than I do. That is as long as it doesn't get outta hand and becomes just a nostalgia site. But I am sure this was already well established.
As for the boards... it is completely removed as far as I am concerned. Something that the quality is directly effected by the user can go either ways. Although, we as users can attempt to take care of that ourselves.

But something bothered me about what Lenore said... Porn ads? I haven't seen any myself but... that was another thing I liked was how this site kept its dignaty by not traveling down that road. I sure hope she was seeing things.

Edit: Lenore has a bad case of the "Nasty Addituditus" from where I am standing.

Especially with all the Porn ad's

Uh, please tell me where these porn ads are, Lenor. I've never had porn ads on my site, and it's well known that I'm quite against making money that way. I work a shitty-assed full-time job when I could put a few porn ads on this site and make more money than I do at said job. But I choose not to. This site is extremely tame when it comes to advertising, and that's simply because I want people to enjoy it rather than feel like they have to work their way through a million ads just to see some content.

And in regards to people vanishing from the boards, nobody is going to stick around forever. There is more to life than the internet - believe it or not. I'll still talk to plenty of people who've been around forever, and there IS going to be a big mock-meet in 2004 - possibly as early as February or March. I was just talkin to Spadowsky and Carnivore about it a little while ago. For those who are interested, we're going to rent a beach house in Nags Head, North Carolina and have a dandy ol' peachy keen time.

-RoG-

Uh, Amber, the site still doesn't have those. You have adware on your machine that's giving you those. Go download AdAware or Spybot from download.com to get rid of that crap.

No more use of the phrases "used to" or "I remember when".

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Retarded as I may seem, I also hold a good point. My retaliation to you was a meer outlook of what everyone around here is doing "useless comments, trying to be funny' You can say what you will, but in case you havent noticed, the only ones that make rude comments towards me are immature jackasses like you.
Think what you will, but it all comes down to if this site were to dissapear, then where would YOU go?

Did you know there was an outside?

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Rog and chojin,
I was refering to the post that people put in about 'free porn' and such. I have Ad-Aware on my computer.

Rog,
I think you got mixed up about the 'new sponsers' you endorse on the site, and what I was refering to what other people who come here post.

No, I think your point is shit. You bitch yet make no effort to have the boards become the way you want them. You expect Rog to push a button and make everything like it was before. Things change - that's life. Deal with it.

If this site were to disappear where would I go? Somewhere else where I'd feel the urge to contribute more than complaints? Outside? Is that what this is about? You feel abandoned or something? That's kinda sad... serious.

I'm not making "rude comments" to you. I'm calling you on your stupidity and you don't have a leg to stand on. Your lame hustler joke was now supposed to be satirical? How did you get to be such a spin master?

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Explain for me, just a projection for a seconed, exactly how all that other language you have been stating comes down to that? Did you forget to add something to that post or... what.

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Yes, the outside, central Ny right now is haveing a blizzard of expected 2 feet of snow. I dont belive im gonna be going outside anytime soon, (besides work). Belive it or not I do have a life outside of my house, But its a little dificult to travel when you see 30 accidents on the side of the road everywhere you go.

HI I'M LENOR ALL I DO IS COME HERE EVERY OTHER MONTH OR SO AND EITHER COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NEW BOARD OR MAKE REFERENCES TO THE OLD BOARD.

NO ONLY WHEN THERE'S 30 ACCIDENTS SURROUNDING YOUR APARTMENT >:

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Allright, this is getting really quite confuseing. Soundtest, I didnt say anything about the outside.. and whoever said I was bitching, Im a girl dammit! WE BITCH, GET OVER IT!!!!

And defintly do I not have anything against rog, or do I think he can just push a button and make everything the way it used to be. I'm just stateing my opioins on things that matter to me, as well as other people. If that effects you in such a bad way, then maybe you should take some valium and calm the fuck down.

Get the fuckin sticks out of your ass people, this isnt 'general blabber' for no reason, read the underlying words. If I was talking about raves and glowsticks, I would understand why you have your panties in a bunch, and should be directed to the 'raver section'

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LOL @ MATT HARDY

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No, Usually I come here to say hi to people that I havent talked to in awhile, like willie, and noob, and chojin, and blackflag. This just happend to strick my interest.

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Please, with all this catty behavior, I would belive you were all female!

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I understood about 10% of this last page, but that's to be expected, seeing as how I just finished watching "Sin: The Movie."

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:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

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Lotida, and who are you again to post something regarding me? Roll your pretty little eyes all you want, at least some of us arent Kunts,

she is not from the old board so she does not count.

We should probably stop before we give Lotida the impression that we like her.

true. we all know nobody does.

good point.

I was so much better in the old days, I am now full of porn, all the cool parts of my body have left, I am now leaving, and coming back, I have been coming here for years and I have been coming here for only a few weeks now, so obviously I cant comment on the old boards, they were so much better in the past.
The quality of writing on the site has drastically improved for the worse, both in good and bad ways. In some ways I blame myself, but more specifically I blame all of you for me being so much worse.
It is a real pain to come to the boards and see so many pointless threads of real substance on topics of interest to all. Bring back the days when the pointlessness of posts was of an excellent quality.
If people spent a bit less time bitching and a bit more time complaining, this place would be a lot better. And worse.

Goodbye.
Hi, I'm new.

Best Post Ever.

:love

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Dole, where the hell have you been??

I'm with Pern. I think this may be the best post on any board, old or new.
[Walken] Dole- you are the man. Remember that. [/Walken]

You know, I'm inclined to think that Walken would actually say that if he read Dole's post too. Then he'd stab him in the face with a soldering iron.

I won't miss Noob at all. IMO, this board started to slide when everyone like him decided to start acting like Jixby. One Jixby is enough; no one can surpass Jixby at being Jixby so fucking stop it already.

I'm with Chojin on wanting a stricter banning policy. Some of the dumbfucks who come here only post so that they can see their screen name all over their monitor. Case in point, some faggot named Jock Mcflurry. What's the point of posting a feugh thames lark dis? BANNED? No.

WTF? Why not? It's gay, pointless shit, and even worse, it's gay, pointless CHARACTER shit. The worst kind. :(

This board needs Jaeger back. And more appearances by Internazi.

This board needs an enima.

Copying is a form of flatery. I wish I was like Achimp...

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who the hell would wanna be like jixby, achimp?? I meen we had throat wabler... wasnt he enough ;)

I am heartbroken that some 15 year old baby doesn't like me!! :tear

Look how mean you guys are......you even taught Lenor a bad word. She doesn't know what it means yet.....that's not the point...she just knows its bad. All of you should be ashamed!! >:

Excuse me but please point out one post by me that is Jixbyesque. Please?

what about those comics you made :(

that is the scariest fucking picture ever

The problem with making "I'm Leaving" threads is the shit you take when you realize that people are not going to beg you to stay and you have to crawl back to the board because you cannot stay away. It's quite amusing to the rest of us though! :)

Did anybody notice that Lotida sounds like lowtide? would be nice if she just washed out and didn't come back.

I thought you were leaving, Noob. :blah

GOOD ONE!!! Keep those jokes coming!! You are damn funny......and an asset to this board if I do say so myself!! :)

I'm masturbating to Lotidas posts right now.


:wank


:)

You're da boss:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=7776

And here's an extra one:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=7966

how are those like jixby??

They aren't really, are they? They are rubbish though.