God, it's been so long
 

Remember the good old days?

Yes I do.

I still have Cecropia on my AIM buddy list, I haven't talked to her probably since 2002. Every now and then I see her online and think of starting talking to her all buddy-buddy just for the sake of being creepy, but I haven't stalked her at all (I forget her name and whatnot) so it'd lose its affect. I mean, I could say "HAY REMEMBER I-MOCKERY LOL", but I gotta have style.

I used to be Winston Smith back in the day, if you were unaware.

Hey man

Hey

Oh, hey

Hello, Tom. Stick around. Class up the joint.

John! Good to see you, man! Hell, I was just thinking about you a couple weeks back...something comic book related set my mind in that direction, I think. Stick around!

Yo ho ho, John... so when are ya movin' back?

Hey Max! I'm glad you're still around making with the 'yuck-yucks'.

Hey Jason! Are you working in the comic industry?

Hey Rog! You and Marie sick of LA yet? I definitely want to move back, but I haven't found the right opportunity.

Hey Jixby! You still effin' the shit?

Hey the guy formerly known as Wintson! What was your schtick again?

No, not working in the comic industry, but hey, I have a regular comic column and regular comic "redubs" on here now, so that's something fun and comic related anyway. :\

Nopers! Things are going nicely out here... Re's really been doing well with her art too. There's just a lot of opportunity out here for the both of us to do things we couldn't even dream of doing back in Richmond heheh. We might end up moving closer to West Hollywood or Westwood in the coming months actually... will keep ya posted on that.

Lemme know if you do land a new position with EA (or some other game company) back here though, it'd be cool to have ya around again man. Hope the job has been treatin' ya well so far.

RoG lives in BURBANK now. Is that hillarious or what??? 'CAUSE THAT'S MY NAME! WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NAME, ROGER, IT WILL LAST LONGER!

Hang on, Tom, RoGer is thinking of a dirty joke about things that 'last longer'.

I was trying to be kind by not mentioning WHY we were planning on moving out of Burbank, but what the hell.

Everybody here looks like Max. Furthermore, they ACT just like Max, which of course means you get knocks on your door at 4am and find some fucking sloth asking if you have any "extra gin" that he can "borrow". It'd be a great place to live if it wasn't for all of the reminders of Max. Why do you think I moved out here in the first place? To get as far away from Max as I could without having to leave the country!

Huh. That's why I moved to salem.

Hey, welcome back. I don't post as much as I used to. :/

thank god for that

jk.

Hi Karen! How about those Indians?

Wow. Now if only miss emma, Sspadowsky, cherry and Dole would show up...

Hi Tom...glad things are going well for you!
Welcome back!

Things are going well for you?

Can I have some money?

Emma made one post during the Mock Wars. Dole and Sspad are around, but rare.

Medium rare :posh

Hello Tom!! Good ter see yer roond these parts.

Taunt me about how badly the (B)Ruins suck for old time's sake!

I miss the old old board, when you guys and a bunch of other people whose names I can't remember used to post there. They were great, whoever they were.

Sorry, didn't mean to get all sentimental there.

Hi'yer, all. Let's re-attach the velvet rope and have Darryl keep all the riff-raff out, shall we?

Not doing so well. I'm under a lot of work stress, and am depressed and sad a lot. I came here to try to cheer myself up.

I came here to try to cheer myself up.

I-Mockery... it's a humor site and your online therapist.

:aok

how is ea treatin you :( work on any cool games lately :(