Shady but hilarous friends
 

Me and my closest friends have a revolving way of screwing each other over at integral points and all get along great. Not going out of the way but if the chance arrises.

1.) My two friends Bob and Paul were playing a Madden franchise a few years ago. Paul was losing badly in a playoff game for his team so he left the room to make a "Phone call". He went into Bob's basement and shut the power off to the house. Bob saw Paul coming upstairs and Paul said he needed better reception and went to the basement.

2.) Me and Paul were in kindergarten. You had to sign a sheet to use the lavatory. Paul didn't sign it, clogged the toilet and left. I was the last person to sign the sheet before him so I got yelled at.

More to come.

somebody delete this thread quick :(

BEFORE IT GETS ANY BIGGER

So paul went back into the basement after saying he needed better reception?

One time in grade 3, Boogie pissed all over the teacher's chair and blamed it on me :(

That's what I'm talking about.

Also: Kahljorn: Go to hell.

Misdemonar: Follow suit please

Kahljorn: Don;t be sexy when you leave. I'm drunk again. Sorry Sexy.

Psh, there aren't any schools in Canada.

Then how did that pee get all over teacher's chair?

Paul is gay.

Sounds like a great friend you've got there, Ghost. :\

Did he clog it full of his pubes? I mean, did he have pubes?

Did you have pubes back then?

Either way, holy shit, I love tough guys, let's hang out ya'll!!

When my friend worked at the shadiest porn store in downtown Columbus, I would always go in and see him, smoke a couple of blunts and blare mr. bungle - girls of porn every time we commenced to the baking of the muffins. What was even more amazing is that when it came up to the part "nobody's home I'm alone, aja and john holmes.... 14 inch dead dick" I would always grab the john holmes replica dildo. Fucking classic

This one time i was hanging with the dudes and we drank beer.

I know a Mexican who tells jokes.

I know a Mexican who was turned into a troll and tells jokes.

this is not hilarious.

We were in my mates garage, when Dale went outside to piss, comes back laughing saying how he pissed on my doorhandle of my car, but he looks like a sheep so meh

My friend and I were 16 at the time. Paul was 17. We were going to sneak into a movie and meet him in. Paul botched it, we tried sneaking in and got thrown out in the Buffalo winter at 11:00pm, 3* weather. My friend asked if he could at least tell Paul we were leaving so he could drive us home, Paul said he paid for the movie so he stayed in the theater to watch it until 1:30am. This is why Paul got gummy bears and root bear in his gas tank that night.

I was about 16 and at a friends house celebrating a yearly party of booze and drugs called Rickstock (his dad Rick threw one hell of a bash). High and quite drunk, I decided to chill out and look at the stars by laying on the trunk of my car. My wasted friend Joe comes up to me and says he's going to piss on my shoes. I laugh, not believing him, and continue to stare at the sky when suddenly I feel my feet getting warm and quite wet. I shoot up and the mother fucker is pissing all over my feet, laughing his ass off.

A few years later this same guy kicked out his windshield in his new S-10 because someone took his keys so he wouldn't drive drunk. He ended up riding a mountain bike home almost 4 miles.

FINE ILL TELL SOME FAGGOT STORIES. ON MY NINTEENTH BIRTHDAY:
My friends and I were lookin to get stoned so we went to somebodies house and they weren't there EVEN THOUGH THEY SAID THEY WOULD BE. We were kinda drunk ;o anyway i had a feeling the back door would be unlocked so we snuck into th ebackyard and entered through a sliding glass door. We were snooping around the house looking for drugs, and the fat guy of the bunch naturally had to go steal some girls panties, but my other friend and I found a big bottle of wine and a locked liquor cabnet.
IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I WAS WEARING BOOTS so i kicked the glass part of the cabnet, broke it and reached in and unlocked the little locking thing and we grabbed as much booze as we could carry (good thing some of us had belts) and went back to my parents house (who i wasnt living with) to borrow a backpack from my sister. IT WAS PURPLE.

then we went to a park where we liked to get fucked up at and stashed some of t he booze that didnt fit into the backpack. There were some people getting stoned there and they were staring at us so we asked them if they'd like to trade some booze for pot. They got all retarded and afraid and ended up driving off.
Some other assholes who my fat friend knew came by and he ended up kicking their car and spitting on them while they drove off screaminga t us.
Then the guy who was getting stoned came back with a friend holding a baseball bat, and they started trying to pick a fight with us. "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY FRIEND HOLMES" stupid shit like that. We told them we just wanted to trade some booze f or a few rips. one of the assholes PULLS UP HIS SHIRT and he has a "gun" and hes all, "WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THE BAG" "GIVE IT TO US" and we said no and lol the gun said REPLICA ON THE SIDE HAHAHAHAHAHA whatever. So then they tried to talk some more shit but it didnt work and they ended up giving us some weed for half a bottle of wine ;\

best birthday ever.

oh yea and the fat guy was wearing the panties on his head at certain key moments ;\ dunno how i forgot that. NOT SO MUCH HILARIOUS ON HIS PART AS HILARIOUS FROM OUR ANGLE

Ah memories


Paul and our friend Dave were rollerblading on a hill behinds the Bills stadium. Paul went to use a port a potty. Dave jammed the lock from the outside and pushed him down a hill into a crick.

i'm not friends with these kinds of people >:

Justin's mom had a white crown vic so he went to RadioShack and bought a megaphone and a police light for the top of the car. He pulled over some kid with the megaphone. So the kid pulled over. Then Justin drove by calling him a dumb fuck.

In college, I took a swing at my roommate with a 4 by 4 because he kept throwing a knife at my TV. He stabbed me in the thumb.

Man up your stories. Fags.

He probably sucked your thumb afterward and made moves towards your dick. he prolly didnt even stab you on purpose it was prolly accidental :rolleyes

and who tries to hit somebody with a 4x4 anyway they are so slow its almost impossible. it prolly wasnt even actually a stabbing it was probably just a splinter and you guys dramatized it so you could wear sun glasses and thumb gauze.