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Rongi Dec 12th, 2006 08:54 PM

lol if you scroll up or down page 835 really fast the picture stays still

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 08:56 PM


Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 08:57 PM

If you really want to know what he's doing with his hands... No you don't want to know. :x

Rongi Dec 12th, 2006 09:01 PM

i downloaded some Liz Vicious porno and it is seriously the dumbest thing i've ever seen. she brings some fat scenester kid over and asks her what she should take off and the fat little scene kid says "your insecurities, and then ur shirt"

i still jerked off to it, but what the hell

xbxDaniel Dec 12th, 2006 09:12 PM

I am soooo fucking bored.

xbxDaniel Dec 12th, 2006 09:12 PM


Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 09:15 PM

Julie, the image isn't loading for me. :(

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 09:16 PM

OK, I see it.

liquidstatik Dec 12th, 2006 09:16 PM

my friends downloading WoW to my computer :O

xbxDaniel Dec 12th, 2006 09:16 PM

Yeah, because you'd be soo deprived if you didn't get to see that and all.

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
my friends downloading WoW to my computer :O

Why? :(

liquidstatik Dec 12th, 2006 09:18 PM

idk, he wants to see if its worth buying ;<


i want to find a fun game to play online, but they all kinda suck :X

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Yeah, because you'd be soo deprived if you didn't get to see that and all.

You want to feel deprived? I just found the original picture in an old geocities account. :x

xbxDaniel Dec 12th, 2006 09:19 PM

I play warcraft II.

Chojin Dec 12th, 2006 09:21 PM

Users posting from this IP address
Lenor [ 98 Posts ]
Spaz [ 20 Posts ]
Guitar Woman [ 278 Posts ]
Father Spaz [ 26 Posts ]
Akira Teh Cat [ 5 Posts ]

xbxDaniel Dec 12th, 2006 09:23 PM

My world is falling apart around me.

liquidstatik Dec 12th, 2006 09:23 PM

:x

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 09:23 PM

OH THE FUCKING GODS! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING! :eek

liquidstatik Dec 12th, 2006 09:39 PM

well pub, im 'bout to go to my friends house

ill catcha ya later! ;D

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
well pub, im 'bout to go to my friends house

What kind of friend doesn't stock potential girlfriends when inviting you round? Not much of a friend, I say.

Sam Dec 12th, 2006 09:44 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

xbxDaniel Dec 12th, 2006 09:46 PM

[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg[/img]

GADZOOKS Dec 12th, 2006 09:47 PM

Is that Jax?

Sam Dec 12th, 2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?


GADZOOKS Dec 12th, 2006 09:57 PM

foes that want to make sure my caskets closed

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Which shit, Sams?

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Users posting from this IP address
Lenor [ 98 Posts ]
Spaz [ 20 Posts ]
Guitar Woman [ 278 Posts ]
Father Spaz [ 26 Posts ]
Akira Teh Cat [ 5 Posts ]

Haha omg

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 10:26 PM

GW just gets creepier & creepier. :eek

Emu Dec 12th, 2006 10:40 PM

akira teh cat was the most horrid piece of shit ever to be shat

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
hey terra has a new avatar that looks nothing like what she said she looked like last time

are you also father spaz


Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 10:42 PM

I'm Father Spaz. ;(

Terra Dec 12th, 2006 11:07 PM

No your not. I'M Father Spaz!

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 11:22 PM

No one is Father Spaz. >:


I made him up. :eek

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Duuuuude!!! Happy major birthday!!!!

24 is a major birthday? :(

Emu Dec 12th, 2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
No one is Father Spaz. >:


I made him up. :eek

i'd believe that

Pub Lover Dec 12th, 2006 11:45 PM

Me too.

It's very plausible. :(

Sam Dec 13th, 2006 12:06 AM

I'm Pub. :(

Preechr Dec 13th, 2006 12:11 AM

I'm just one of Kevin's screen names.
It's really f'd up.

I hate being me.

GADZOOKS Dec 13th, 2006 12:33 AM

This is incredibly gross, I hope Chojin was kidding.

sadie Dec 13th, 2006 08:02 AM

dear journal,
thanks for letting me vent. after i wrote yesterday, i forced myself into a smile and closed my eyes and thanked god for all the blessings in my life. then, i took some deep cleansing breaths. no more irritations with idiots! of course, there is that observation today in english 12, the class with 22 seniors, most of whom would rather not. smile smile smile. breathe breathe breathe. pray pray pray.
love, sadie

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 03:38 PM

chojin.. what the fuck ??

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg[/img]


Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 05:22 PM

pub: that is so very distubing.. and just keeps getting worse.. thanx

nothing4buddha Dec 13th, 2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
[img]http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/jesus%20******.jpg[/img]



Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
pub: that is so very distubing.. and just keeps getting worse.. thanx

Lenor: I know. Want to have another cheezy fight instead?

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 05:32 PM

pub: eh' why not, let me just cut up a line of the supposed coke im blowin and let the cheeze fest begin!!!

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 05:50 PM


Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 05:53 PM

Grl on grl action is the 'fad' these days...

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 05:56 PM

Oh those homos & their serious problems. :rolleyes :lol

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 05:59 PM

you know what being homophobic really meens right?

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:01 PM

Is it anything like being racist & hating those stupid ******s?

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:01 PM

No, why don't you enlighten us.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:04 PM

dan: your not apart of this so go away .. thanx..

pub: no unfortunatly, being homophobic usually indicates that your gay..

And racism, so fuckin dumb.. I live in NY, everyones a fuckin idiot here!

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:06 PM

I don't want the homosexuals to rape me, y' know, like in Deliverence.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:08 PM

did anyone actually get raped in that movie?

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 06:08 PM

Quote:

pub: no unfortunatly, being homophobic usually indicates that your gay..
It's you're gay and seem to be intoxicted...good luck Pub I'm rooting for you :)

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
pub: no unfortunatly, being homophobic usually indicates that your gay..

well, lookee here at the armchair fuckin' psychologist.

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:10 PM

fartin unfortunatly that doenst meen much coming from you..

pub: Ouch.. did I step on a case of hidin in the closet? haha

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:12 PM

He hasn't even said anything yet.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:12 PM

i am having so much gay sex

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:14 PM

Yesterday, in this thread I mentioned that I like sucking cock. :yum

How far in the closet is that, baby? ;)

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:15 PM

pub, what do you do after you temporarily lose your mind and quit the internet? do you like, drink yourself into a stupor and when you wake go back to posting on i-mock?

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:15 PM

yeah he sucks good cock

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:15 PM

It sucks when you're the bitch's bitch. :Julie

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Quote:

your gay
It's you're gay

Fartin correcting grammar? FANTASTIC! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
pub, what do you do after you temporarily lose your mind and quit the internet? do you like, drink yourself into a stupor and when you wake go back to posting on i-mock?

Yes.

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

fartin unfortunatly that doenst meen much coming from you..
Unfortunately that doesn't mean much coming from someone that can't spell simple words like mean.

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:17 PM

or do you just have a ton of gay sex?

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:17 PM

my cock is so hard it is bulging out of my boxers pub lover comes in i put the cock in his mouth, he is moaning

there is semen in the door frame

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:18 PM

guitar man you are really terrible i hope you know that

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:19 PM

You're just encouaging it.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:19 PM

rongi comes in the room exposing his cock i ask him

"do you want to fuck"

he starts masturbating furiously

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
pub, what do you do after you temporarily lose your mind and quit the internet?

I like to think that when I quit the internet I'm coming to my senses. Seriously guys, pretending you're gay on the internet just because your regular life is shit... Not so sane.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitar man
rongi comes in the room exposing his cock i ask him

"do you want to fuck"

he starts masturbating furiously

:wank

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:19 PM


Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:20 PM

1. its spelled MEEN in the context I used it in!

2.Rongi ... wow your super cool! wtf are you talking about?

3.pub: o0o0o thats HOT!!

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:21 PM

no girls allowed

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:22 PM

i'm saying you're the type of idiot who would say things like "the only reason you hate me is because you SECRETLY adore me!!"

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitar man
my cock is so hard it is bulging out of my boxers pub lover comes in i put the cock in his mouth, he is moaning

there is semen in the door frame

GM spurts over my face and Rongi kneels down and licks it off.

GM rolls over and it's Rongi's turn, as I beginto rub my crotch.

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:23 PM

Xbxdaniel stands in the corner and cries.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:26 PM

ur anus will feel better tommorow daniel

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:27 PM

Pub's not coming back for a while to this thread I think.

So, did anybody else catch that Scrubs episode last night? That shit is Hilarious!

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:28 PM

what he's not comming back until ur anus feels better :lol

u must have a magic butthole u gayboy

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:31 PM

Turk was all like "I'm cool and black" and JD was all like "I'm uncertain of myself, hey look I'm making out with a girl!"

And I was like Lol.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:32 PM

Rongi is pounding away on GM, and it is really turning me on, but Julie's whimpering is putting me off.

I may have to stab him.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:32 PM

lol that is really funny tell me more funnies sweety :)

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:34 PM

JD just did an insigtful monologue, it was like, deep, and stuff.

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:35 PM

if we stab him we could fuck the hole

Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:37 PM

rongi.. no.

'house' is far better then scrubs..


Ah, I guess I missed the 'no grls allowed' sign befor I signed up those years ago, aparently I missed the invisible memo also.. sorry..

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:38 PM

A slice accross the belly, and maybe the neck before we're done.

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:41 PM

With the warm blood on my fingers I work GM's large penis until he's ready again.

Rongi lies sated by the wall and the first signs of self disgust show on his face

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:41 PM

this page is depressing

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:43 PM

i am jerking rognis cock into the warm steaming xbx daniel innards

tears of joy roll down his semen/bloodsoaked face

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:44 PM

for once, cant your gay sex fantasies end happily?

FartinMowler Dec 13th, 2006 06:46 PM

Pub is Rongi and Guitar man :rolleyes

Rongi Dec 13th, 2006 06:50 PM

who are you, george orwell? why are you always accusing people of being characters?

xbxDaniel Dec 13th, 2006 06:50 PM


Lenor Dec 13th, 2006 06:52 PM

still fuckin scary..

guitar man Dec 13th, 2006 06:53 PM

i am vomiting in fartin mowlers mouth

Pub Lover Dec 13th, 2006 06:56 PM

Fartin comes into the room.

He sees me slide myself into GM as Rongi fires a second load on Julies torn up midsection.

Julie though dazed by the blood loss calls out to Fartin to help.

Fartin takes off his coat and moves closer.

The look on his face is sadisticly happy.


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