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liquidstatik Feb 24th, 2007 06:41 PM

7F i like your avatar and title ;<

Lenor Feb 24th, 2007 07:18 PM

I like sevens avitar too..

Noob where is myn?

Terra Feb 24th, 2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 473902)
i wonder if cosmo knows terra has a dick :x

good question from some fucktwad that has been waiting all these years for his dick to grow

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 07:30 PM

no avatar yet

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 07:32 PM

not yet dude

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 07:33 PM

sometimes my dick grows when I'm around sexy ladiez

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 07:39 PM

blood rushes to it & penises are like sponges and it makes them rock hard bro

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 07:50 PM

damn, i knew there was something going on down there. Is there any way I can stop the blood rush or possibly increase it?

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 07:57 PM

When that happened to me I would start having trouble to breath and get headaches. Apparently it was something to do with my lazy blood and that i could of died :x

noob3 Feb 24th, 2007 07:58 PM

razorblades, bro! lots of them!

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 08:00 PM

Serious PENIS problems :(

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 08:03 PM

I just threw my last razor away :( I shaved both ways with it cause I gots a hot date tonight and I want to be all smoothe incase my blood starts to boil and I throw all my rational thought out the window and like, like just go into this hardcore make out session where all she can taste is MattJack, and I like, I grab her backside because I'm just all caught up in the moment and stuff, she isn't my co worker though :(. DAMN I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOOD RUSH THING MAY STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

Terra Feb 24th, 2007 08:37 PM

good luck mattjack! just make sure this woman knows she has a choice to BE WOMAN OR TERRA! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE TERRA BECAUSE THEN A TREE TRUNK WILL GROW OUT OF HER VA GEE GEE AND SHE WILL BE LOST TO WANDER I-MOCK IN SEARCH OF FERTILIZER!

have fun!!

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 08:40 PM

If her vag is a demonic tree from another realm in MK2, then I'll be Smoke and take saftey in or around it!

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 08:44 PM

If any kind of plant grew out of any human being i would be pretty worried. Especially after watching that batman movie with Poisen Ivy ;o

MattJack Feb 24th, 2007 08:53 PM

what if it was a weed plant?

Moobs Feb 24th, 2007 08:57 PM

I'm sure if a weed plant came out of a woman i would already be high

Fathom Zero Feb 24th, 2007 09:24 PM

Hey guys, my town is famous again.
Extreme Makeover came to help out this cripple family.

http://www.extremeok.com/mambo/index.php

MattJack Feb 25th, 2007 07:14 AM

My date went well fellas! No blood rushes! I went out with a russian girl and she was nice. I hope to hear from her tomorrow! In mother russia, you don't date girl, they date you!

Moobs Feb 25th, 2007 08:44 AM

Currently Active Users: 31 (1 members and 30 guests)

Uhhhh...guys? Guyyyys???



:(

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 01:06 PM

^_____________________________________^

Moobs Feb 25th, 2007 01:09 PM

gay rainbowsss ;D

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 01:47 PM

go gay rainbow team :x

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 01:50 PM

This avatar is sooooo the cool.

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 01:55 PM

it's okay i mean it could have been cooler like i thought it was some sort of snowman and then i looked at it and i forgot it was a fish and i was like "man that would of been funny if he ad like the ice climbers"

good job with te word puns bro

thats what i would of said

but now you get nothing from me

NOTHING, FATHOM! NOTHING!

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 01:57 PM

It's a fish, loser. Get your eyes checked. Jeez.


But you're right, it would look cooler with ice picks.

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 02:05 PM

an ice pick being inserted into the skull of a screaming eskimo child

and a polar bear would be biting him

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 02:07 PM

i think that was pretty much our christmas i-mockery logo wasn't it?

i thought i was being creative :melt

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 02:08 PM

Plagiarism! ARREST THAT MAN.

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 02:17 PM

plagarize my cock into ur mouth?

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 02:23 PM

No, what're you gay or something?

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 02:25 PM

Whoa, I just saw the bulletin at the bottom.

Happy Birthday, Sam.

noob3 Feb 25th, 2007 02:29 PM

how dare u call me gay :(

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 03:34 PM

Minority.

Goat Cheese Feb 25th, 2007 04:20 PM

Oh Fathom zero is there no subject too sacred for you to touch?

Seven Force Feb 25th, 2007 04:47 PM

scandalize some niggas?

Lenor Feb 25th, 2007 05:43 PM

noob, zero is just jealouse that he's not in the homo rainbow team!

Moobs Feb 25th, 2007 05:46 PM

I wanna be a rainbow gay :<

Womti Feb 25th, 2007 05:49 PM

hey guys everybody should go post in my new loveline thread come on let's all be angry gay :<

Seven Force Feb 25th, 2007 06:29 PM

moob you already there

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 07:04 PM

I'm too cool to be queer.

Lenor Feb 25th, 2007 07:40 PM

Is that implying that gay people aren't cool?

FUCKING RACIST!

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 07:43 PM

Fucking whore.

lol j/k

Terra Feb 25th, 2007 07:43 PM

e-wow there's more gay people here than i previously thought!

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 07:45 PM

Hey, Terra.

I was thinking of you when I responded to Lenny.

I thought, "Hey, I bet these two'd get along."

Lenor Feb 25th, 2007 07:49 PM

Zero, your mistaken, im not a whore.

More like a Slut!

ha :lol

Seven Force Feb 25th, 2007 07:57 PM

looks like theres going to be some labias sewn shut today

MattJack Feb 25th, 2007 08:14 PM

So what's up yalls? I just ates me some mud bugs (crawfish), yall want some?

kahljorn Feb 25th, 2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

I'm ... More like a slut!
Big dicks, little dicks, all comin at chu!

MattJack Feb 25th, 2007 09:11 PM

don't you mean, cumin! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahaha

Black Flag Feb 25th, 2007 09:21 PM

guys it's not unusual to have fun with anyone

MarioRPG Feb 25th, 2007 09:26 PM

Guestssss!

MarioRPG Feb 25th, 2007 09:27 PM

You are COWARDS!

MLE Feb 25th, 2007 09:30 PM

WHY DIDN'T YOU BLUR OUT MY NAME OH GOD WHAT WILL I DO

MarioRPG Feb 25th, 2007 09:32 PM

Just be thankful Fathom got top billing.

kahljorn Feb 25th, 2007 09:33 PM

I cook a lot of food with cumin

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 09:34 PM

Why am I always on the forefront of awesome?

MarioRPG Feb 25th, 2007 09:35 PM

nice '3,333rd' post jerk.

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 09:35 PM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24385

But seriously, guys, you HAVE to check this out. It's goddamn scary/creeping me out.

kahljorn Feb 25th, 2007 09:36 PM

prolly cause you're always bending over

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 09:40 PM

For you, maybe.

MarioRPG Feb 25th, 2007 09:41 PM

meh, my crappy internet can't make it out to be anything than a bunch of light circles.

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 09:45 PM

turn down the zoom on the cameras and change the focus. It's not your internet. Also, look to the preset locations. That should make things clearer.

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 10:22 PM

Hey guys, I found a picture of Lenor's feet:



:lol

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2007 10:41 PM

lol, some guy called DMX a melon farmer in Exit Wounds on TNT.

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 12:00 AM

ZERO SMOKES THE CRACK!!!

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 12:16 AM

AINT NO WAY.

zeldasbiggestfan Feb 26th, 2007 12:20 AM

Oh god those feet are vile.

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 12:21 AM

CAUSE YOU BOUGHT THE FAKE KIND INSTEAD?

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 12:22 AM

no one likes you

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 12:22 AM

yeah that last comment was to zbf

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 12:24 AM

ZELDA SMOKES CRACK with Zero.


and my feet are so much more prettier.

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 12:25 AM

No they aren't.

Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 04:06 AM

man am i glad to be going back to school

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 10:12 AM

i spilled an entire iced carmel latte on my bed last night, I need help :/

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 475605)
No they aren't.

They are.

;)

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 01:01 PM

im back :eek

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 01:33 PM

hey liquid :)

how are you?

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 01:34 PM

im purrty goood
im rly tired & my neck hurts like shit from sleeping on a floor the other night

;<

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 01:35 PM

how're you? :O

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 01:39 PM

im pretty good, im having a sandwich

why would you sleep on the floor?

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 01:44 PM

cuz there were no beds to sleep on and i was too tall to sleep on the half-couch thinger ;<

and i had a lot of pressure on my body if you catch my drift all movin up and down and back and forth and making my body hurt it wasn't comfortable AT ALL but i mean w/e i guess i had fun this weekend :]

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 01:47 PM

yeah and its my girlys birthday today but i can't afford to get her anything :x

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 01:55 PM

hahahaha nice ;)

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 475670)
yeah and its my girlys birthday today but i can't afford to get her anything :x

aw man, im sure she'll understand :)

hmmm yep

MetalMilitia Feb 26th, 2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

and i had a lot of pressure on my body if you catch my drift
You slept with a fat chick?

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 02:01 PM

any girl is fat compared to me ;<

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 475678)
aw man, im sure she'll understand :)

hmmm yep

she does, but i stilll feeel bad ;o
i need to find a job!!

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 02:03 PM

Tried UPS? They have great health benefits (great as in free). Starting pay is like 8-9 an hour though.

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 02:09 PM

that's not bad. everywhere around here is like 6.25 starting

i'm kinda limited to the places around my ssmall town[fast foods about all we got], because i've yet to get a working vehicle. :(

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 02:19 PM

Good luck with that. :( Small towns suck

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 02:32 PM

my sister just came home early from school, with a black eye :lol

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 02:34 PM

elementary school pimps are the worst :( :lol

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 02:36 PM

DANNY YOU JUST LOVE TO PISS ME OFF ON HERE DONCHA?

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 02:38 PM

hahaha ;<

Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 03:39 PM

So I got to school and I got a detention before any lesson had even started oh man :(

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 03:41 PM

hahaha you're in the uk do they whip you in detention? :x

Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 03:41 PM

No but our music teacher used to he is in jail now for being a pedophile no joke :<

Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 03:42 PM

he gave me 60 detentions but no sex in the butt i must be ugly or something :<

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 03:47 PM

aw maybe he likes 'em fat idk :x


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