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AChimp Feb 3rd, 2003 05:50 PM

The Circle Jerk Thread
 
This is the thread where we all jack off in front of each other.

:wank

Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 05:54 PM

That's hilarious, because jacking off means you touch your dick a certain way, untill you come. :)

AChimp Feb 3rd, 2003 06:01 PM

That's right. Now pry those fingers of yours off that keyboard and start beating it. >:

:wank

GnrySgtHartman Feb 3rd, 2003 06:14 PM

Hello, i've recently been looking for a picture of a chimapanzee peeing in its mouth, do you know where I might find it?

Facekicker Feb 3rd, 2003 10:01 PM

I'm innocent
until i'm proven guilty
deny everything, deny everything
I'm being framed
it's all a set-up
deny everything, deny everything

i'm just a spook in the wheel
just a part of the puzzle
a part of the game
I'm being framed

innocent
until i'm proven guilty
deny everything
deny everything
deny everything
deny everything

Helm Feb 3rd, 2003 10:04 PM

:wank thread approved :wank

Facekicker Feb 3rd, 2003 10:10 PM

I don't wanna live
to be thirty-four
I don't wanna die
in a nuclear war

go on out
get some more
go on out
to the bar, the market or the liquor store

I don't wanna live
to be fourthy-three
I don't like
what i see going on around me

go on out
get some more
go on out
get fucked up and pass out on the floor
go on out
get some more
go on out
to your favorite liquor store
go on out
don't worry about it any more
go on out
get fucked up
i don't know what for

I don't wanna live
to be fifty-seven
I'm living in hell
is there a heaven?

live fast, die young!
live fast, die young!
live fast, die young!
live fast, die young!

whoreable Feb 3rd, 2003 10:24 PM

LOL CIRCLE JERK NOT CIRCLE JERKS SILLY
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Facekicker Feb 3rd, 2003 10:24 PM

:(

Jixby Phillips Feb 3rd, 2003 10:38 PM

LETS CALL THIS THREAD THE "PLAYING WITH WORDS" THREAD :lol

CastroMotorOil Feb 4th, 2003 03:02 PM

:party :wank

RaScAr Feb 4th, 2003 04:09 PM

:blowme
I'd rather get my dick sucked in front of you guys.

Hobo Renee Feb 5th, 2003 07:30 PM

He's an orgasm addict!


:buzzcocks

Facekicker Feb 5th, 2003 07:34 PM

That made my day.

DiRt GuY Feb 18th, 2003 04:17 AM

They played a show here last week, but I didn't go.

Esuohlim Mar 8th, 2003 10:25 PM

OMG, CAN WE RACE!? :)

sadie Mar 9th, 2003 09:43 AM

sure. but i already won. :P

kellychaos Apr 3rd, 2003 02:18 PM

And now ... for distance ... WHOOPS! ... sorry AChimp. :/

AChimp Apr 6th, 2003 10:25 PM

:yum

Jeanette X Apr 7th, 2003 01:02 AM

A circle jerk? Yay! Can I watch??? Can I sit in the middle??? Can I bring my camcorder???

James Apr 7th, 2003 01:30 AM

Might as well. The more sluts the merrier.

Just don't get any jizz on the camera. Give it to someone else when you're about to get a facefull of baby-to-be.

Jixby Phillips Apr 7th, 2003 05:18 AM

This thread makes me hate everybody here.

kellychaos Apr 7th, 2003 10:27 AM

SECRET HIDDEN LINK FOR JIXBY :love :blowme

:wank :yum

Jeanette X Apr 7th, 2003 03:17 PM

Hey! Aim away from the eyes! :shocked

James Apr 7th, 2003 03:38 PM

Shut up and start sucking. >:


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