Yeah, you'll need to try harder to be awful if you think your image/lyrics are not ok. Ask T-Rex, he manages it with just about everything he does. Also see Jediscum, Kybo Ren, ZBF & Kelly Chaos.

I don't think you're playing this up enough on your own. Come on, tell us how many times you saw her today & cacked your shorts.

Oh... weeEEELL, YEAH! YOU HAD ME FOOLED! HAHA! I WAS REALLY BELIEVING THAT YOU DIDN'T FIND FUNNY IN PEOPLE PICKING ON SPELLING ERRORS AND MENTIONING THE NAZIS AND POSTING BAD MSPAINT CREATIONS AND AND... AND THE OTHER STUFF THAT I WAS ALL ABOUT YESTERDAY THAT WAS HILARIOUS

COMPLETELY OPPOSED TO JEDISCUM, KYBO REN AND T-REX DOING THE EXACT SAME THING BUT DOING IT WRONG, OH SO WRONG AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL


:domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo :domo

Good, you're back. Redneck story time.



Of course, this is just a "best of" reel, but it gives a general idea of why I'm glad the faggot ended up running away, crying

:(

Not you Gus, you have underlying talent and creativeness. ;)

I'm talking about things like this:

More stories.

Was this the guy that lied about being from the south?

Or the one that never documents himself sliding across the hood of his car to show the internet?

I'D LOVE TO ARGUE WITH YOU PUB BUT I HAVE A CARTOONS I'D LIKE TO F*** THREAD TO CATCH UP ON.

THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BEST PEOPLE POST >:

:wah @ that thread

:lol Nothing in that movie could be as great as that.

Stop making me want to watch bad movies. >:

Nope, not the same guy. We seem to get a whole menagerie of idiots running through.

And you'll get the video once I can figure out how to stop being an unwieldy, clumsy motherfucker

Be sure not to wear jeans with those metal stud things on the ass. :eek

This is bogus, I've lost 300GB of TV shows due to a shitty hard drive. They were all really nicely arranged and consistently named too. >:

I know Milhoser is tired of hearing this, but...

I TALKED TO A GIRL THAT I LIKED TODAY, AND FOUND OUT SHE'S TOO GODDAMN YOUNG!! TALK TO THE LADY, AND SLAP PUSSILIA OFF THAT DAMN PEDERAST, I MEAN PEDESTAL.

Any other oblivious people around here to which I can play stupid?

You know, victims that I caper about and make barking noises while they protest that I am varying degrees of stupid?

I already have one onlooker that knows I am capable of being reasonable, so that role is sorta filled, but if you want to do that instead it is ok.

edit: first 'stupid' to 'the fool'

Dang it.

Man I wish saying things like this was grounds for a ban because I would prove you so wrong.

But it isn't.

Not that I'd ban you for it anyway probably :( :( :( :(

..

Pub, you betta back da fuk up up or get smacked da fuk up. My fo fo make sho all you babies don't grow no mo.

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole check,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin' to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,
It�s been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone

MORE RAPS WITH PRETTY PRETTY PICTURES

They had him in dreadlocks, cowboy Wesley Snipes in dreadlocks shooting undead tortured criminals back for revenge, and now it's all fucked to hell. FUCK YOU, Internal Revenue Service >: