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someone keeps calling my cell and hangin up.. wts .. :(
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Six years Rongi still can't afford a camera...Hi everybody I'm John and I'm a teacher/cartoonist :lol
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fartin begins to rub his shrivled nutsack all over rognis face
rogni bites it playfullys |
There's this cat on my windowsill that just keeps staring at me. I like hit the window and everything, but it won't move for anything. Creepy-ass cat.
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yeah this is disturbingingly becoming some gay sex cyber hump...
makes ya wonder.. |
It's pretty warm up here for December, I didn't even need a coat or anything. I want some snow.
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There's a cat next door that keeps sneaking into my room and hiding under the bed, until our cat finds it and runs it off. It's my opinion that all cats are psychotic.
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grislygus sticks his old man penis into the cat, the cat mowling painfully
"hey get your dick out of that cat you sick fuck" pub starts puking all over julies now corpse like figure |
It's been raining for three days straight here. I'm worried that it'll keep up when my friends visit next week, and we won't be able to go trap shooting.
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r u fuckin gay or not
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ohhh no.. you wont be able to shoot traps .. sorry to hear that! .. maybe its bouts time to get a new hobby ??
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his hobby is corn holing kittens he's a sick one
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Is it physically possible for you vermin to shut your collective trap?
So, anyway, anyone into sculpture? |
Fartin has Grislygus pressed against the table.
He begs Fartin to let him go. He says he doesn't want to do this. Fartin forces Grislygus's head around so they can look into each others eyes. They hold the stare for a few seconds, and then Fartin says "I can see you want it, little man." Pulling down his elasticated waistband, Fartin takes his small penis in hand and says "Guitar man, I'll open him up, & you can go next." Looking up, the tip of Rongi's penis still in his mouth, GM giggles a child like murmer of glee, and Rongi convulses again with a small moan of appreciation. |
is sculpting some other word for having sex with felines
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Allright shutup guys
HankWilliamsJr: do you get Heathcliff? Lemmysomemoney: The cat that lives in a junkyard. Yeah. HankWilliamsJr: I hate that cat HankWilliamsJr: lives filthy HankWilliamsJr: and he talks filthy too Lemmysomemoney: I confuse him with Garfield. Wearing a hat doesn't make them that different. HankWilliamsJr: i dont think neither them wears a hat, tom Lemmysomemoney: Then I must be thinking of something else. :-( HankWilliamsJr: felix maybe? HankWilliamsJr: who carries a bag of shit Lemmysomemoney: Too many cartton cats. HankWilliamsJr: yeah but can you named 3 cartoon dogs Lemmysomemoney: not really HankWilliamsJr: i can name Scoopy Doo, Droopy Dog, and Marmaduke HankWilliamsJr: but heres the thing HankWilliamsJr: i cant name 3 cartoon dogs that arent complete retards Lemmysomemoney: True HankWilliamsJr: snoopy maybe HankWilliamsJr: because he can fly a plane HankWilliamsJr: and write on the behalf of a dying Charles Shultz |
gadzooks enters the room in a manly man thong, rubbing his sweet sweet man package to a full state of erotic erection
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I need some liquor..
then again I might find this shit funny! |
My "greek vase" I made in ceramics looked like shit. I can't glaze for anything.
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haha.. dan your 'glazeing' is shit? you sound like my grandma.. hahaha
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Man, you think your vase looked like shit... hang on, I'm taking a picture of my latest piece.
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actually thats kinda neat looking..
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it is looking like it came out of his anus
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Scene 2: Gay sex in a pottery class.
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