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Shrubfest Jan 20th, 2009 04:44 AM

Dear Willie,
What can I do to make myself get up earlier in the morning, without having to take more chemicals than I already do?

Big McLargehuge Jan 20th, 2009 05:02 AM

sam told me to tell you that he could wake you up early in the morning ;(

Shrubfest Jan 20th, 2009 05:27 AM

I've had more than Sam tell me that.

If I'm alone in a morning....

executioneer Jan 20th, 2009 09:09 AM

drink a glass of water (or two or three) before you go to bed!

executioneer Jan 20th, 2009 09:11 AM

(not recommended for bladder problems)

Big McLargehuge Jan 20th, 2009 11:53 AM

Rockin' avatar :0

executioneer Mar 14th, 2009 12:17 AM

THANK YOU BUT THAT ISNT A QUESTION

Tadao Mar 14th, 2009 12:28 AM

William,

If ZQ takes a jab at me for no reason, does that mean she like likes me?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 14th, 2009 03:37 AM

Go to hell. I called drunk Dibs on ZQ.

As my name is William I feel qualified to answer that.

executioneer Mar 14th, 2009 06:48 PM

i guess it depends on if it was a friendly jab or not!

Evil Robot Mar 15th, 2009 12:29 AM

dOES MY KNEE HURT?

executioneer Mar 15th, 2009 03:00 AM

um if you can't tell if your knee hurts or not i think you got bigger problems than your knee hurting :(

Dixie Mar 15th, 2009 06:54 AM

Lord Wille,
I beseech you!
Where did I put my wallet?

executioneer Mar 15th, 2009 09:02 PM

under the bed?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 15th, 2009 11:35 PM

Willie,

Why are I not intoxicated beyond belief after returning home from the parade?

executioneer Mar 16th, 2009 12:16 AM

because jonathan frakes wasn't there

Dixie Mar 16th, 2009 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 619509)
under the bed?

It wasn't there.
:(

Kitsa Mar 16th, 2009 02:13 PM

Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?

kahljorn Mar 16th, 2009 03:04 PM

report them for littering it'd be hilarious :(

go tell them to stop :(

executioneer Mar 16th, 2009 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 619604)
Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?

burn their house down while they're asleep it'll look like they were smoking in bed

Kitsa Mar 16th, 2009 07:10 PM

it's a duplex :(

executioneer Mar 16th, 2009 07:16 PM

get a leaf blower and leafblow them back onto their side

Evil Robot Mar 17th, 2009 01:41 AM

What is the minimum clearence for bridges along the Erie canal?

executioneer Mar 17th, 2009 04:15 AM

50% off

Dimnos Mar 17th, 2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 619604)
Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?

I would sweep them up into a dust pan then dump them in their mailbox, open car window, open house window or maybe just on their front porch.


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