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executioneer Mar 29th, 2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 716292)
What was your secret to winning the NCAA bracketbunch this year?

i used up all my bad luck for the year losing at blackjack

executioneer Mar 29th, 2011 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 716339)
Is it a sin to have never played The Oregon Trail due to a short attention span and emotional problems?

i don't think there's any sin specifically related to not playing old-ass edutainment games, but you should ask seth on that one he's the religions expert!

executioneer Mar 29th, 2011 04:58 AM

ps: oregon trail actually predates a whole hell of a lot of other games, having been developed on a mainframe computer in 1971 :eel

Evil Robot II Mar 29th, 2011 01:58 PM

LOL I remember back in 84' we would all form a single file line and head down to the computer lab full of TRS80s. Then later they got a bunch of IIe machines and we played all the MECC lab games like Odell lake, OG trail, and that other one. I used to get in trouble for leaving epitaths like "I'm comming back to kill you all". We used to compete to see who could kill all the members of thier party first.

MLE Mar 29th, 2011 07:53 PM

ODELL LAKE! THAT'S WHAT THAT ONE WAS WITH THE OSPREY. MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF THAT GAME FOREVER AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Oh, and willie, what recommendations would you make for someone going in for a job interview after not being on an interview in over 2 years. I am nervous!

executioneer Mar 29th, 2011 08:50 PM

having only had one job interview where i got the job ever, i recommend having a beard and accidentally giving someone a static electric shock when you go to shake their hand at the end since that's what happened in mine

Evil Robot II Apr 2nd, 2011 02:44 AM

Can a proctologist practice medicine on themselves or is that frowned upon in the medical community

executioneer Apr 2nd, 2011 06:08 AM

as long as they make sure to rubber up

captain516 Apr 21st, 2011 01:37 AM

hai willie-
has anybody asked if you were that guy in dinner for shmucks?

captain516 Apr 21st, 2011 01:39 AM

fuck

executioneer Apr 21st, 2011 04:10 AM

i've had people say i looked like z. galifianakis before, if that's what you mean

Tadao Apr 21st, 2011 08:10 PM

How does that make you feel?

executioneer Apr 21st, 2011 08:30 PM

it makes me feel half angry and half good, because i like zach but i dont like getting beard-stereotyped

Tadao Apr 21st, 2011 08:37 PM

Does your beard fell like a "wet nerf" when it gets wet?

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2011 07:31 PM

nope it works just like real hair

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 22nd, 2011 10:14 PM

Willie, when will the sabres win the stanley cup?

executioneer Apr 23rd, 2011 05:30 PM

neverrrrrrr

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 24th, 2011 08:26 AM

:o >: :( :/

Hope that says 2 thousand and eneven

Evil Robot II May 20th, 2011 08:47 PM

Is Andrea Rossi's E-CAT device real or a hoax?

executioneer May 21st, 2011 02:02 AM

sounds an awful lot like a hoax to me what with all this "unknown compound" business

10,000 Volt Ghost May 22nd, 2011 01:58 AM

Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.

Tadao May 25th, 2011 03:55 PM

Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?

executioneer May 25th, 2011 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 722573)
Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.

it would probably be uhh copyright infringement

executioneer May 25th, 2011 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 723066)
Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?

yes. in the future you should make sure to record it though so you can relive the experience over and over again

Evil Robot II May 29th, 2011 07:18 PM

I have to buy a pickup truck for towing. Which one should I get?


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