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MattJack Feb 13th, 2011 03:16 AM

<3 Day Be Coming
 
whos going to be alone? Who's going to get some flowers/pay too much for sht?

INCOMING MEME


elx Feb 13th, 2011 03:39 AM

i have class all day :( however, i have a sneaky suspicion that some creepy highschool boy is planning something for me.


HAPPY CHEESE DAY EVERYBODY :picklehat

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 03:42 AM

no

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 03:46 AM

I was planning on doing something creepy to elx.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 03:47 AM


Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 03:48 AM

;_;

elx Feb 13th, 2011 04:01 AM

even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!

Zhukov Feb 13th, 2011 05:12 AM

I'll be at work. My girl didn't want to do anything and I can't be bothered arguing that she doesn't actually mean it. We're going out for dinner later, but no chocolates/flowers etcetera, etcetera.

MarioRPG Feb 13th, 2011 03:56 PM

I will be studying for an exam, pretending that it's not depressing.

executioneer Feb 13th, 2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 712634)
even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right? you could plan something bromantic!

not really :/

Grislygus Feb 13th, 2011 07:01 PM

I did up some home-made almond/marshmellow/cherry chocolates and individually wrapped them in tin foil, which is awesome because no girl (or other guy, for some reason) has ever realized just how much of a low-effort, lazy cop-out it is. just sitting in the freezer now.


THUMBS UP FOR EASY CRAP THAT SEEMS IMPRESSIVE

Kitsa Feb 13th, 2011 10:07 PM

Me -> Him: A mandolin, chocolate-covered bacon, and a large Reese's heart.

Him ->Me: A box of nice chocolates and a promise to repair the engagement ring at some later date (the stone is in perpetual danger of falling out and the store has already fucked up the repair twice).

Me -> Toddler Daughter: A tiny box of chocolates with a puppy on the lid, a toy puppy whose cheeks light up and it says, "I wuff you" when you squeeze it, and an orchestral-grade triangle (get it? Love triangle?)

MattJack Feb 14th, 2011 01:15 AM

Im makin my girl her fav crab soup, then we'll probably get really drunk offa some wine.

B)

kahljorn Feb 14th, 2011 02:24 AM

IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL

MattJack Feb 14th, 2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 712798)
IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL


Pentegarn Feb 14th, 2011 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 712624)
Who's going to get some flowers

I did that

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 712624)
/pay too much for sht?

I did that

/originality :lol

Big McLargehuge Feb 14th, 2011 12:13 PM

I hope you bought k-y brand INTENSE. IT IS ALL YOU NEED THAT IS WHAT THE TV SAYS.

Colonel Flagg Feb 14th, 2011 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 712798)
IM GONNA FUCK EVERY GIRL AT MY SCHOOL

Only if you're a teacher.

executioneer Feb 14th, 2011 02:58 PM

i might go see a comedy show

by myself

Tadao Feb 14th, 2011 03:08 PM

I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.

executioneer Feb 14th, 2011 03:52 PM

i'm going to see maria bamford, though

Big McLargehuge Feb 14th, 2011 06:49 PM

:lol
I will refer to Maria Bamford as a comedian and not a "comedienne".

Esuohlim Feb 14th, 2011 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 712827)
I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.

Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE??? :( :( :(

Grislygus Feb 14th, 2011 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 712851)
Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE??? :( :( :(

I THOUGHT THE FORMER WOULD REQUIRE THE LATTER BA-DUM PSH

Kitsa Feb 14th, 2011 10:12 PM

Meanwhile, girls who "get" shit never seem to get the opportunity.


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