SCREW YOU, DAD
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Gus, you need your own one man show.
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I am a one man show. So did anyone actually read the first post
I mean, I keep trying, God help me I keep trying, but you can't read a single thing he posts without picking apart each and every single sentence. |
Actually, let's read it together and make fun of it without ever actually addressing him in this thread, ever
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So much like I did, you stopped at the "think of your family" sentence I take it?
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Actually I stopped at the YOU TORE ME APART
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Oh my God, this is fantastic. I shouldn't have bombed it :( I'm sorry, I thought he was just repeating the same shit he always does. Can the mods delete the character bullshit? I had no clue this was that funny
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Now time to pick this apart piece by piece, it won't be kind, but this isn't i-kindness.com either, but buck up trooper! I promise there will be some useful advice and life lessons in the pick apart.
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1) then go the fuck away 2) the mouse died quickly, that's what snap traps do 3) If you enjoy the company of others, go out and find that company in the real world and quit trying to fill that gap in on a forum where people use farting and vomiting emoticons for comedic effect. 4) you mistake us not feeling sorry for you with us not feeling empathy, we feel empathy just fine, just read through the poli forum, there's all sorts of strong feelings about all sorts of things, we just don't feel any empathy towards you because you piss too many people off Quote:
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Patient: "Doc, it hurts when I do this" Doc: "Then don't do that" You complain that we invaded your life, ruined your music, and somehow stripped you of your rights, all from the comforts of our own homes. Pretty impressive feat I must say. But here's the problem with that little thought, we only have the power over you that you grant us. If you let our posts effect you that much, it is because you chose to let them do so. It takes 2 for an abusive relationship to exist, and you would do well to remember that. Quote:
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Look, I don't know what you are looking for, but you will not find it here Don. This forum is clearly not for you, instead of saying, "this is how it is, I should just roll with it" you decided to try to change us. There are plenty of feel good forums filled with mods who will shield you from the harsh realities of life, I suggest you find what you are seeking there. |
THANKS, PENT. AND NOW HERE'S GRISLYGUS, WITH THE PLAY-BY-PLAY
God, he's so frustrated that he's dealing with living human beings that will challenge his assumptions and don't agree with his fucktarded conclusions. I think I'm just going to do bulletpoints for making fun of the first half, this is just too much -He thinks that lycogurgus or whatever was actually his friend. -He thought that we would bother clicking on his youtube links -He thought that we would be "emotionally abused and manipulated" by them. He seriously thinks this. He thinks we'd feel... bad... about making fun of someone... on the internet. This seems to be a big theme, isn't it? He believes that the internet is important. AS SOON AS HE ARRIVED, lest we forget, we ALL told him that it was all bullshit. Then Tadao scared him, and we all... INCLUDING ME... tried to calm him down! He just kept weeping and pissing and squealing, and ignored ALL of us telling him that it was just getting a hard time... then he SUDDENLY REALIZES it's "all a game". Five billion years later. I know there are those who can't stand Pram Maven and hate that we keep indulging him, but I continue to attest that he IS that funny. Now suddenly he brings up personal issues! SERIOUSLY! Okay buddy, hang on. EVERYONE catches shit from other kids in childhood. Everyone! if you don't get over it and realize that you getting picked on usually WAS your fault, then you remain a manchild. No one wants you in their lives because you're an unpleasant loser. Then, instead of growing up and improving yourself, he retreats into a hobby and romanticizes his DECISION to be anti-social by 1. Saying that HE drove other people away, instead of coming to terms with the fact that everyone else dropped him like a hot potato. 2. He blames this "anger" on people not coddling him, and actually expecting him to learn to depend on himself. Literally. However, this is seen through ROMANTIC GOGGLE-O VISION. Of course, I admit this is cockeyed optimism on the part of the adults in his life. Then again, keeping him alive would probably count as cockeyed optimism. And now, he suddenly erupts forward with the factoid that he DID NOT KILL HIS FRIENDS. Suicide excuse blah blah suicide excuse. These people go through their lives looking for any reason at all to be miserable and NOT HAVE TO BE JUDGED by other people, whenever anybody they know dies or commits suicide, they clutch it to themselves like a greasy prized item. Then they have the balls to expect sympathy! Think of everybody in your life that went through brutal shit, including yourself. Now think on how they GOT OVER IT as best they could. Now keep making fun of these self-pitying losers. They fucking love bad things happening around them. Now, his ONE... let me repeat that, ONE girlfriend dumped him. It's not because he's a loser, it's because he has an "inability to process grief". WHY DON'T YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM? Now, NOW, he "can't stay here, because [he has] too big of a heart to weather the abuse." Isn't that what we've been recommending for ages? Now he talks about how a mouse in a trap cut him to his very soul. I seriously love this man. Quote:
The rest is the usual horseshit, but he may actually be leaving this time, guys :lol |
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Also Gus when he is funny it is more of the sort of funny that he never intended. He was hoping this would be our come to Jesus moment, instead it is our, "come see this dark comedy disguised as a tragedy" moment. Never does he intend to be funny when he posts these emotional outbursts, which as you imply is precisely why they are funny
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My favorite part was when he ran out of TERRIBLE LIFE street cred and had to resort to- *gasp!* DEALING WITH CUSTOMERS IN A RETAIL POSITION! SWEET JESUS, NO
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I totally missed the retail part
Or maybe I saw it and said, 'fuck it it isn't even worth mentioning" and then promptly forgot I saw it. Either/or :lol EDIT look like what I did was lump it in an "issues" statement Seriously the dude does need to see a P-sychiatrist |
i also stopped reading at the, "YOU TORE ME APART" part :lol
ill have to read through this later but i read everything the gus family said and i think that GRUMPYGUS NEEDS TO SMOKE A BOWL i like how he posted it in the loveline forum :lol prolly cause he has a furry crush on lycurgus |
I REMEMBER WHY I CAME HERE.. IT WAS FOR LOVE OF MY FELLOW CREATURES.
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This is for Pram
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I came here to have an outlet for my self-loathing.
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I REMEMBERED WHY I CAME HERE. I JACKED OFF HERE. WHAT DID I THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN >:
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Gotta jack off somewhere
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You guys leave pram maven alone. At least he's doing what he loves which is being relentlessly made fun of by people who would piss on the back of his head right after they saw him trip over his dead mother.
Pram your like a chick with huge tits running around topless in a bar screaming at all the drunk guys to stop looking at you. |
and ThrasO is like an autistic machild spilling shit out of his anus all over the daycare's floor while the adults keep screaming at him to stop shitting everywhere and violently masturbating.
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Shut up you fat piece of shit lol
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WHAT'S THAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WHIR OF YOUR SEMEN STAINED HUGBOX!!!
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