if you knew how good shit felt you wouldn't stop violently masturbating either.

DUDE, TURN TOWN YOUR HUGBOX I CANT HEAR YOU!

Oh, like I have aspergers right? What did someone post an article about it and then like a parasitic un-funny diarrhea smear you go around spewing other peoples jokes?

whatever fats.

your head looks like a fopa with eyes drawn on it.

No, it's more like an Edison lightbulb. Sorry. Thanks for playing, though.

As a consolation prize, please feel free to grab a toy from the treasure box, but please be aware your parents can't hold me legally responsible when you inevitably try to shove the plastic helicopter up your ass.

where the toys

For the record, I still can't drag up the resolve to continue reading for comprehension past the "THANKS FAMILY ..." line. What a douchebag.

Thank you Gus, for making this thread worth something. :lol

Like a big chocolate bunny you need to consume it in small bites Colonel :wordsofwisdom

sorry bro but us i-mock vets are already subjected to a rigorous youtube desensitizing process like when blanka watches all those hitler videos in the street fighter movie.

uh we were here first faggot

here, i have some clips for you to watch instead.



did that make you cry too, child? did you squirt some?



oh god i just can't contain myself, boo hoo hoo hooooo boooooo hoo hoo



hooooooooo booo hoo hoo hoo hoo hooooooooooooo

people and things die all the time, get over it. except for your dead friends of course; you were probably responsible for that. i imagine their souls are finally at peace now that you've honored their memory by trivializing their deaths as part of your internet pity party, their final moments juxtaposed with harrowing tales of customer service. oh shit bro, did you have to do chores at some point too? oh god oh man

It looks like the net caught the bike at least.

Chojin i know im a noob and I suck but i've never laughed so hard before :bestthread

What really irks me is this is how every angsty teenager sounded when I was a teenager. Instead of maturing into a cynical adult like everyone else though, he decided to stay wallowing in his angst for another 15 years

I can relate - he sounds like me at age 19-20.

I got better. :)

Fuck you, old man.

This thread was scream-out-loud funny. Thanks, Gus. I don't mind being ridiculed by you.

Okay, so what do you all want me to do? You've alienated me from my music fans and isolated me from my animation network. If you wanted me to leave, you would have ignored me in the first place- I don't bother with people who don't talk to me.

When you work this hard to destroy someone by posting thousands of backlinks in your signatures to influence the Google ranking for their very name,



how can you expect them to leave? For as long as i-mockery is linked to me by name, I can't leave. I'm trapped here.

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If you had posted that without an edit reason it would have been hilarious, it was still amusing though

Pram Maven, just like you have worked so hard on your internet animation career, we've worked very hard on our internet asshole careers. I guess our careers are a little bit more successful, but why can't you just be happy for us?

You know what, I think this post proves something about you Pram, you enjoy the attention. You :loveL:loveO:loveV:loveE:love it. If you didn't you wouldn't make statements like "how can you expect them to leave? For as long as i-mockery is linked to me by name, I can't leave. I'm trapped here." You aren't trapped here, you could change your internet name, pretend the Don Carlson mentioned here was someone else, and move on with your life. But you won't, you come here and you love the attention we lavish on you. You are an addict and you come to get your fix whenever you get the shakes.

Not that you will bother comprehending this post, it is far too full of practical advice.

just like the soul of your dead girlfriend, entombed forever within your shitty stories

the day that tadao defeats you in combat, it'll end just like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWNfK6pnivY#t=9m56s

then at least they will know peace.

wow, tadao looking good there.

man none of the threads even show up in like the first six-seven pages in a google search for "don carlson", i don't know why it's even an issue

cause he also scored very high on histrionic personality disorder

I know, but I figured HE WOULDN'T GET IT. So I spoiled the joke for everyone.

I KNOW NOT CHUCKLEWORTHY. :tear:tear:tear:tear:tear:tear