Listening to the vandals reminded me...
 

I haven't been on I-Mockery in a long ass-time! How you fuckers doing?

.bsx

beesex :O

kahlitus! How...what...you?

i'm here too but i don't remember you!!!!

The feeling is mutual, big timecow. What is a time cow? What is considered big for a time cow?

You don't remember me, perhaps because I was a regular before your time. I was on I-Mockery a long time ago, but my join date is way off... My join date should say Apr 1979, because I was actually conceived on the "forums" (an impressively large pile of discarded shipping materials and rejected muppet carcasses) back when i-mockery was an interconnected network of abandoned shipping containers down by the docks.

:eek

Oh man, this already smells of dumb ass.

You could easily remedy that by leaving. :fu


Yo AChimp! :love

:eek

Is this the part where we quote the person directly above us and make emoticons? :lol

Yo AChimp! :orgasm

WIFFIE! DAM YOU!

learn how to use internet tadoi

Fuck you Spiderman :x

Yo AChimp! :faint

YO.

This is the best thread I've seen in awhile. :bestthread

EDIT: outside of the Hockey thread, of course.

fuck the hockey thread

I'm going to punch your teeth out.

Then maybe you will understand the hockey thread.

:lol