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Scott Baio is back Sep 8th, 2003 11:51 PM

Scotty TOO Hotty givin' advice
 
Hey there ladies. :yum

One and all, since I was and always have been a male heartthrob, I figured I'd do some community service and give out some FREE love advice.

I can help guys, AND gals. So step to the plate, and allow the Baiinator hit 'em over the fence, k?

I'm a super nice guy.

Big Papa Goat Sep 9th, 2003 12:05 AM

Will you be my mentor?

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2003 11:04 AM

Scott Baio is back has to be the coolest person on the boards. :(

Scott Baio is back Sep 9th, 2003 01:27 PM

Papa-

You betch your bygolly wow I will be. ;)

Esu-

Thanks! :)

Sam Sep 9th, 2003 03:16 PM

What could Scott Baio POSSIBLY know about love? :rolleyes

Schimid Sep 9th, 2003 03:58 PM

This is my all-time favorite character.

Whoever made him is a genius. :(

I thought it was Esuo. :(

Professor Cool Sep 9th, 2003 04:40 PM

Question: Why was the show called "Charles in Charge" yet you were always in a jam, what gives. >:

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2003 06:52 PM

This character is me. :(

Scott Baio is back Sep 9th, 2003 07:25 PM

Furry-

As I have already stated, I have spent most of my life coveted by millions of women around the world, including your mother. I'm an expert.

Professor Cool:

The show was entitled "Charles in Charge," because I was left in charge. now every week a sticky situation would occur, and it'd be up to me and my trusty friend Buddy to fix things. It was really a brilliantly writen television program....

And rest assured, I am me.

CaptainBubba Sep 9th, 2003 08:06 PM

poop

Scott Baio is back Sep 9th, 2003 08:53 PM

Captain-

Ahh, I know the feeling. Here's what you need to do. You need to make sweet love to the one who REALLY wants you bad. Then, you say to the one you really want..."hey baby, ya know, I scored with (insert name) last night. But anyway, about you and me...."

NEVER mention the other girl again. Simply drop the name that one time, and you'll draw your true interests attention. Then, do her.

Schimid Sep 9th, 2003 08:59 PM

YOU'RE NOT SCOTT BAIO AT ALL! >:

Scott Baio is back Sep 9th, 2003 09:18 PM

Why, sure I am.

I'm the same Scott Baio you enjoyed in "Charles in Charge." I'm the same Scott Baio you enjoyed in "Happy Days." I'm the same Scott Baio you enjoyed in "Ass Rammers Part 4."

I'm just good 'ol Scott Baio. And yes, I'm a nice guy. Any questions?

Schimid Sep 9th, 2003 09:30 PM

Oh, so that was you. :(

Cap'n Crunch Sep 9th, 2003 09:33 PM

SIT ON IT POTSY. :lol

Scott Baio is back Sep 9th, 2003 09:46 PM

hahaAhAHAHAHA

That one gets me every time.

Schimid Sep 9th, 2003 09:53 PM

Wa wa wa. :(

Cap'n Crunch Sep 9th, 2003 11:12 PM

YOU AREN'T POTSY, YOU TWIT. :( YOU WERE CHA CHI. :(

Schimid Sep 9th, 2003 11:14 PM

OH. :(

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :lol

Perndog Sep 9th, 2003 11:21 PM

That was Fonzarelli, moron.

Professor Cool Sep 9th, 2003 11:56 PM

Oh Arthur

Yes Mrs. C!

Scott Baio is back Sep 9th, 2003 11:58 PM

I enjoy the light hearted fun, but I'm here for serious questions....

Professor Cool Sep 10th, 2003 12:00 AM

FINE....

Does joani love chachi, or is that a sack of crap.

Cosmo Electrolux Sep 10th, 2003 08:03 PM

Did you ever get it up the poop chute from Willie Ames while he wore his Bibleman costume?

Big Papa Goat Sep 12th, 2003 09:25 PM

Scott Baio, will you teach me how to make love? :love


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