Beakman or Bill Nye
 

To me, it's obvious that you're a retarded twat if you don't recognize that Beakman would beat the fucking piss out of Bill Nye and then make him drink that piss.

Discuss.

Beakman. He had a guy in a rat costume.

Beakman is obviously a badass. Look at that face:

Not only is he obviously bent of global domination, he also has the balls to pattern his hairstyle after the Bride of Frankenstein.

He obvious doesn't give a shit what you think.

He is able to force grown men into rat suits. He willingly allows children to handle possibly dangerous chemicals. He appears to have slain at least one lab assistant during the course of the show (What the fuck happened to Josie?!?).

The man is stone-cold. Don't fuck with him.

Paul Zoloom, the guy who plays Beakman looks like a dead-eyed serial killer twisted by his time hosting a kid's show. His desire to be a serious actor unrequited, twisted, and shattered. His moral integrity destroyed, he is only a rejected role away from eating your face with some fava beans.



Also his middle name in Finlay, and he loves to fight.

I laughed out loud at your Finlay remark.

PS - Mr. Wizard was the shit.

PPS - As was 3, 2, 1, Contact.

I liked Bill Nye better because of the deep ominous voice that always commented on Bill's fuckups.

Yeah, when it comes to one of those two, I'd definetly pick Bill Nye.

Beakman's show told me that you cannot drink from a glass using two straws simultaneously, which is a filthy damned lie and I will never forgive him for it.

What? Oh, right. Yeah, Beakman could probably take Bill Nye.

He probably meant that you couldn't unless you could form a seal around and between both straws with your lips.

The instructions weren't clear enough! I was just a child, dammit, and one my science shows supplied me with misleading factoids. I never believed again. Not even in fairies.

(Except the Cottingley Fairies. Those are totally real).

bill nye because i grew up watching him he's the science guy is beakman? i dont think so

Beakman of course.

Beakman all the way

in a fight: beakman.

but Nye's show was gooder.

Bill Nye because it is his birthday.

As far as shows go, Bill Nye, but in a fight Beakman (hell, I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley).

bill nye is the man. 'nuff said

I was tempted to say Nye but then I saw he was on some Model reality show so Ive disowned him. Ill give it to that Beakman guy even though I'm not sure who he is.

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I like Bill Nye because he threw shit in a pool.

Bill Nye was on Battlebots as well, taking up as much footage of the 2-minute snore-fests involving robots with chainsaws and shit.

Played by local celebrity Pat Cashman.

Both him and Bill Nye came off the same local television show "Almost Live" which was famous for a kung fu skit featuring a camera with legs sprouting from the bottom of the lense.