At least there's no gray in the pubes yet
 

I am thirty-four years old today. And I've been coming to this website for ten years.

I can't decide which of these is more responsible for my present fit of hysterical weeping.

Happy birthday person who never posts since I joined!

Hey Sspad, who doesn't know me from Adam.

Happy Birthday. I'm almost old enough to be your father. :eek

:party :bourbon

Happy Birthday. You probably do not care that you're one year older than me.

He posts, it's just usually limited to the baseball thread (speaking of, when are you going to post in the baseball thread again Sspad?)

Right. He's a Cards fan. I had forgotten. :Alzheimer's

Happy birthday yesterday, Sspad!

Happy birthday, you disappearing motherfucker.

Happy Barfday indeed, ol' chum! Glad that you (and your pubes) have stuck with the site all these years.



Memories :tear

:lol

Thanks, kids. I forgot about that pic, Rog. If there's one thing New York can boast, it's the enormous amounts of shit and garbage everywhere.

My schedule limits the time I can spend posting nonsensical shit here, but never doubt I am dreaming and masturbating about all of you.

Let's commit suicide together.

I heart suicide pacts

Post more, stranger (and for Christ's sake check out some of TheCoolinator's posts Max, I would love to see your reaction to his act)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPAD, non discolored pubic hairs are the symptom of fluoride poisoning acording to the MSDS sheet and Oprah.

I think the eyebrows go gray before the pubes, Sspad....then it's the ear hair