Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural cough going on.

How many sentences can you think of that will require me to fashionably end/begin with a clearing of the throat? I need some way to cough incognito.

I don't know, but thinking "Wow, I haven't been sick in a long time" is a rookie mistake. Not that I subscribe to any particular philosophy that believes in the causality, but I swear every damn time I have that thought I always get sick right afterward.

Your best bet is probably to drink something hot and try coughing it all up before.

I just got over a pretty nasty illness that had occupied my body for 4 days. Best thing to do, run/jog or do something where you're being active for about 10 minutes where you're basically going to sweat it out.

My doctor always recommends that I over exert myself when I'm ill.

Stop sweatin' me.

jerking off like 8 times is the way to get healthy

Is that how you had a baby?

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HOW I HAD TWO BABIES

Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.

this is where all the dicks touch each other

The circle (jerk) of life.

I had a serious suggestion.

Well, what's going on? Are you coughing up green shit, is it just a sore throat, is it a dry cough, I have no idea what's going on. No need to take antibiotics if there's no sign of infection.

Marijuana can cure it. I don't know what it is but Dr. Peter Tosh said it's good for (blank).

Primo bud. That real sticky herb.

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So, I graduated yesterday. Had to get up on stage and shake the university chancellors hand whilst wearing hired robes.

Who's our university chancellor?

Patrick Stewart.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Shrub's Uni has a rule that prohibits asking him about Star Trek.

Shrub did not take the hint when I suggested there was no rule that barred licking his head.

A girl hugged him. It was majorly awkward. Then she couldn't find her seat when she got down.

And I couldn't lick his head, he had robes of ceremony on, which involved a hat. :( I was also too short.

I watched Safe House again the other night. I think I'd be battling lines from the movie in my head the entire ceremony.

Very neat though.

Henry Winkler spoke at the Ithaca graduation :/

Hahahaha I watched Safe House last month. That was a horrible movie. :(

Channeling Vincent Price