Too bad you won't stop sucking while you're at it.

Spam sucks and you can't make sandwiches out of it :(


By the way i am pigging out in a buffet today, tell me the way to consume as much food as i can without getting too full in the beginning plates :(

One plate with one peice of food at a time and a side. Then keep on going.

But this "International Buffet" is run by buncha mean chinks (the cashier is nice) :( and using the plates like that will get me jumped by the dragon loving freaks when i am about to pay the bill with my friends.

I need to fill the plates efficiently, filled with the most tastiest knacks knacks. I know that eating stuff like Lasagna will get me nomore than two plates in my stomach :(

NO ACTUALLY YOU WON'T :lol

Watch me.

KITCHEN FRESH CHICKEN

OR KFC

I wonder how old Esuohlim is. :(

Me too... :(

...OH SNAP :lol

all dogs go to heaven

What about cats? :meat

HADES

I got a possible failing mid-term in gym :(

my parents are gonna be mad and start calling me a fat ass constantly, again :tear

:hypno

We should all use :hypno more. >:

:hypno whoooa

:(



Do not worry, i will find a way to prove that rope climbing is impossible. Starting with killing all that can

We don't do rope climbing, I remember it in middle school though. We just do stretches and play a sport. Not that hard. :/

Our school didn't have any balls for a long time, so we did sprints all period. Mark (Ghost of Fraiser :rolleyes) passed out once when we did a 3 mile run.

I'd pass out too. I'm a sprinter and for Winter Track the running coach seemed to think it'd be funny to make us run a mile and a half every day.

Glad we have a sprinting coach during spring. It's so idiotic to make us run more than a mile a day. There's a huge difference in form when you sprint as opposed to keeping a mile pace.


What am I talking about make me stop :(

my gym teacher told me to lose the 'tude last time!~!! :(

BUT I LIKE GYM CLASS!!!!!! :pac

HAY YOU GUYS :lol

LIEK, HAY!

I spell it with an 'e'

"Hey"

I spell cunt with you.

this thread sucks now :(

THIS THREAD IS LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMERTIME. :(

WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT A JOKE :lol :doingwhatisbestforme

BIGMCLARGEHUGE IS LIKE SCHOOL IN SUMMER TIME. :(

COURTNEY LOVE :ROLLEYES

HEY, DON'T FORGET TO FUCK OFF!

kitten095201: oh - I got ya... I'm a little slow..............................

Raven200420: once again....your a moron

:(

kitten095201: yeah - well at least you tried!

Raven200420: ur such a tool man
Raven200420: tim the tool man......

aLehr1273: i am such a bad girl

ComradeCarpet666: i should start hiring ninjas

I see this topic as the center of a dance-off and when people post, they're going into the center and doing their little dance and then molding themselves back into the watchers.

Anyone mind summarizing thses 62 pages, so I can know what the hell is going on here?

aLehr1273: yeah, i would say to stop after 2

:boot :meat (enigma) ???

Yeah, that actually sums it up pretty well.

I personally would have added a :loo but that's just me.

Hey! Hey! Everyone! Everyone!

Look at me.

I DIDN'T GET OFF THE HOOK IN FRENCH SHE LAUGHED AND SAID "HAHA GAVE YOU A 0" BUT NOT SURE IT COUNTED AS DOUBLE. :(:(

HEY GUYS :)

You should ask her if there was any way you could get a grade RAISE *WINK WINK* THEN SUGGESTIVELY LOOK AT YOUR CROTCH. :/

jefferson starship

alan parsons project

CROTCH

Drew, you are teh suck
Emu, u are teh suk

clown penis

:hypno Ejaculation :hypno

THIS THREAD IS FOR THE DOGS, LOO

thats enuff :(

Theres probably a very empty soul behind that avatar :rolleyes

dancing twat :lol

Hi everybody!

Dr. Riviera, I insist you write a 4 page proposal on what you hoped to accomplish by posting in this thread >:

Ninja emoticon!

get the fuck out

:(:(

I'm glad ProfessorCool found a practical use for the dancing letters. :/

me too, nothing cheers me up more than a dancing pity awww :/

:(

Sorry for depressing you guys :/ :( :/ :(

When sad, you can always look at rik's avatar for a good, hearty smile.

:whitepig

Fishing will resume at 6:00 AM tomarrow morning.

Are we gonna meet at your house before we go? It's your turn to get bait, isn't it?

It rained, see you tomarrow. :(

NO FISHING FOR YOU GUYS LOL :(

I GUESS MATT CAN'T SHOW EMU THAT HE IS THE MASTER BAITER :lol2

L M A :lol

that there's a slew shark, not much else you kin call it.

MORE LIKE BIG PAPA NERD :rolleyes

i saw starsky and hutch the other day and this guy totally ruined the movie for me. He kept sayin "Starsky You dipshit", whistling at anything that he found amusing, and repeating lines while people were still laughing at them. If he wasn't and old war vetran I'd put chlorine in the tank for his iron lungs >:

LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID LIQUID

:( Where are you?

Besides Emu, this is the best page on the i-mock boards right now... :(

stop the h8

What the hell are you talking about?

h8 = HATE

0h

HEY WAZ ^ LIQUID!?

i like seeing this thread on top of mock wars it reminds me of willie :(

We should make sure it's always at the top. :(

Yep