I GET HOME FROM A LONG HARD DAY AT THE FACTORY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR? I CAN HARDLEY STAND, YOU TRY OPERATIING A HYDRAULIC PRESS FOR 10 HOURS A DAY AND SEE IF YOU STILL ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE YOUR HAIR >:

OH I SEE, YOU'RE NOT AWAKE ENOUGH TO NOTICE MY HAIR, BUT YOU ARE AWAKE ENOUGH TO DRILL A PILLOW FOR A HALF HOUR BEFORE I TELL YOU THAT I'M OVER HERE, READY FOR YOUR 30 SECONDS OF MAGIC >:

30 SECONDS? FUNNY, IT SEEMED TO LAST ALOT LONGER THAN THAT WITH YOUR SISTER, AND YOUR HAIRDRESSER. OH YEAH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION PEGGY, YOUR BEST FRIEND FROM HIGHSCHOOL? >:

YOU ARE SUCH A PIG! I HOPE YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH! :throwallyourstuffoutofthebedroom,slamthedoorandlo ckit

Yo pops, im heading out for the night, i don't know when im gonna be back...

*knocks on door* come on baby, you know i was just joking. I love you honey :(

EDIT: DAMNIT CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE TALKING >:

Ummm dad I'm taking your car, ummm yea ok

:runsoutdooranddrivesoff

WELL, HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER, ALWAYS LEAVING WHENEVER I'M ABOUT TO END MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE. I SWEAR I'LL DO IT THIS TIME, I HAVE A WHOLE BOTTLE OF TYLENOL! :tear

Oh mom i forgot can i get a couple of dollars for gas and other stuff...

Oh baby come on, you know you dont want to do that. Just unlock the door, I'll make it all better.

YOU GET OVER RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH :GRABSSONBYSHIRT

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER? OH WAIT I FORGOT HE ISN'T YOUR FATHER I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS BARBER. >:

guys, i really need some dough i'm hanging out with sally tonight and she wants some we... i mean cake...

THANK GOD THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T MINE. HE LISTENS TO LIMP BISKIT >:

STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS BEFORE THEY FALL OFF >:

Shutup you assfaces, im not the dead beat who isn't paying for the asian hooker he knocked up. Oh yeah i saw the papers...

I'm sick of living here just as soon as you give me my gas and dru.. cake money i'm leaving forever >:

GIVE ME MY KEYS BEFORE I TAN YOUR HIDE

IS IT STILL BREATHING? NOPE I THINK MATT KILLED IT.

:boot

A COW CAN BANG A ROOSTER AND MAKE CHICKEN PARMIGANA.

That's it screw you guys i'm going to live my dreams as a rap star in the hood, see you crackaz lata, this nigga be bouncin, bizotch!

YOU ARE NOT BLACK >:

What the hell...

My dreams are crushed again :tear

YES HE IS BLACK, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER. :rolleyes

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR PURE RACE. YOU CAN HAVE THE TRAILER I AM OUT >:

YOU CAN'T LEAVE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD WHO WILL SUPPORT US? OUR SON WITH DREAMS OF BECOMMING A RAPPER? OH SURE, MAYBE HE WILL (INSERT PLOT ELEMENTS FROM "8 Mile" HERE) AND PERHAPS GET SIGNED TO A DEAL AND BECOME RICH, BUT THAT'S NOT VERY LIKELY.

HOLD ON, I'LL GO GET THE COAT HANGER

:lol I LOSE

Fag.

*LOOKS IN* *BACKS AWAy* :lol

You forgot the bold. :(

YOU FORGOT TO STFU

Dedication...

I WONT LET THIS DIE

You people are seriously in need of family counseling.

Or a death in the family.

Whoa, sorry, I know I've been gone for the last couple days, but I just got done masturbating, so what's up guyz?

I feel as though I have no way to contribute to this thread anymore. :(

JUST EMULATE ALL THOSE CONTRIBUTIONS YOU MADE IN THE PAST :rolleyes

BUMP

thanks for that bump ;)

I'll bump you anytime ;)

BUMP ;)

GOTA GO PLAY VID GAME KBYE!; d:

IT IS OK I WAS DONE FIVE MINUTES AGO ANYWAY ;)

Contribution.

i'll bump YOU >:

-willie

ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME? >:

I would... ;)

;(

this is your house now big, you are the only one who can weild its extraordinary powers now...

I need:

Verb
Noun
Noun
Plural noun
Adjective
Plural noun
Plural noun
Verb ending in -ing
Verb
Noun
A large number
A profession or status (i.e. butcher or son)
Noun
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Plural noun
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try fittin Doggie style in for all of them...

I would like to belive what you said scru, but willie has the keys to this house. YOU CAN'T BE GIVIN OUT KEYS TO SOMEBODY ELSES HOUSE >:

didn't you see that one episode of sienfeld... :rolleyes

in soviet russia thread bumps you :hypno

This is so Doggie style!!

To Doggie style, or not to Doggie style, -- that is the Doggie style;
Whether 'tis nobler in the Doggie style to suffer
The slings and Doggie style of Doggie style fortune,
Or to take Doggie style against a sea of Doggie style,
And by Doggie style end them. To die, -- to Doggie style, --
No more; and by a Doggie style to say we end
The Doggie style and the Doggie style natural shocks
That flesh is Doggie style to,-- 'tis a Doggie style
Doggie style to be wish'd. To die, --- to Doggie style,--
To Doggie style! perchance to Doggie style! ay, there's the Doggie style;
For in that Doggie style of death what Doggie style may come
When we have Doggie style off this Doggie style coil,
Must give us Doggie style....

IS LIQUID UNGROUNDED YET IM BORED??!?!

i think he get's ungrounded in april :(

hurray

I'M JUST A SQUIRREL TRYIN TO GET A NUT. >:

kitten092601: what is your favorite candy or dessert item?
BiggieMclargeguy: Cheese cake >: jerk

kitten092601: I tried Kelly's cheesecake the other night - it was ok

kitten092601: not my favorite!

kitten092601: I would have to say ice creams wins that one!

BiggieMclargeguy: ice cream is a bunch of homos at a turkish bath
giving each other back rubs >:

ScruU2wice: yo
Switch Dingo: HEY
*** ScruU2wice signed off at Thu Mar 25 14:40:57 2004.

BiggieMclargeguy: stop liking ice cream
BiggieMclargeguy: lol stop licking ice cream

BiggieMclargeguy: OMG
BiggieMclargeguy: I was in the Sunshine Kids when i was a child :(
Switch Dingo: what's taht?
BiggieMclargeguy: it was a singing group :( and we danced
Switch Dingo: did you do coreographed dances talking about the Rain Forest?
BiggieMclargeguy: No, but we dressed up in bright yellow cowboy outfits :(
Switch Dingo: LOL =( I'm sorry
Switch Dingo: I think that would be traumatizing
BiggieMclargeguy: MY dad made me watch a video of it the last time i went home :(
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: did he laugh in your face
BiggieMclargeguy: He showed it to all of my friends :(
Switch Dingo: did they laugh in your face
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
Switch Dingo: I'm sorry
Switch Dingo: That's why I stay at home
Switch Dingo: so my parents won't miss making fun of me
BiggieMclargeguy: Parents are mean >:
BiggieMclargeguy: they are always telling me what to do >:
Switch Dingo: LOL KILL THEM =(
BiggieMclargeguy: But then they'd be sad :(
Switch Dingo: Not if you killed them both at the same time :rolleyes
BiggieMclargeguy: oh, YOU GOT ME THERE LOL

BiggieMclargeguy: i am not a homo i don't save all my aim conversations
kitten092601: what?
BiggieMclargeguy: only homos save their aim conversations :-(
kitten092601: ok - where did that come from?
BiggieMclargeguy: homos

I can't help it, it saves automatically. :(

So your computer automatically detects that you are a homo and takes a homo action for you?

:(
I got nothing.

Hey baby do you like it when i BUMP you like that?

Switch Dingo: I BETTER FOIL YOU AND SEE THROUGH YOUR HIGH PRODUCTION VALUES COSTUIME
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, SHUT UP, I BET SOMETIMES YOU SLEEP ON YOUR ARM
Switch Dingo: YAJ SO WHAT
Switch Dingo signed off at 9:30:20 PM.
Super Retro Guy: LIEK, OMG
Previous message was not received by Switch Dingo because of error: User Switch Dingo is not available.

lol butch cassidy and the sunshine kids :lol

-willie

LIEK, HOW BOUT THAT OC?

HOW BOUT IT

-willie

:lol

Nevermind.

Holy shit, that has to be the coolest radio evar.

PutYourToeInYou: I'LL TELL. AND THEN PUNCH YOU INTO A TARSH CAN
PutYourToeInYou: :<
Super Retro Guy: ILL FEED YOU AND ACORN
PutYourToeInYou: I HATE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
Super Retro Guy: I HATE YOU WHEN UR DRUNK
Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available.

Super Retro Guy: DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN
Previous message was not received by PutYourToeInYou because of error: User PutYourToeInYou is not available.


That sonofabitch, i love you

I LOUVE YOU

no one's on right now beside me and retro :(

Bobo is on.

If you mix green and pink gum it makes orange. :/

I need to read another half a chapter in the Great Gatsby and i absolutely hate it :(

I really liked that book. I loved reading it, but I absolutely hated the "stylistic analysis" that followed. That part was bullshit.

I remember watching the movie in class and hearing the girls shriek when the woman basically got split in half by the car.

cool

Hi

Hey dudes, what is going on in here?

some bumping

PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: HEY
PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: NO
PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP
PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT
PutYourToeInYou: NOBODY LIKES A COPYCAT
PutYourToeInYou: :<
PutYourToeInYou: :<
PutYourToeInYou: FAG
PutYourToeInYou: FAG

YOu know what? It has been a while since i BUMPED.

PutYourToeInYou: you gash dangit doofus butt :<
BiggieMclargeguy: THOSE ARE STRONG WORDS
PutYourToeInYou: I KANO
BiggieMclargeguy: you should be careflul running around with words like that
BiggieMclargeguy: youc ould trip and break your face
PutYourToeInYou: that's true :(
PutYourToeInYou: but i just cant help it :(. i'm a bad boy
BiggieMclargeguy: do you have a leather jacket and smoke Malboros?
PutYourToeInYou: i have asthma :( but i drink beer
BiggieMclargeguy: i dont know if bad dudes are allowed to have asthma you might have to get that cleared with the board
BiggieMclargeguy: But beer is a bad dudes drink
BiggieMclargeguy: you should try whiskey
PutYourToeInYou signed off at 3:18:27 PM.


I AM BEGGINING TO DOUBT JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE.

BONES

I LIKE MY BONES WHEN THEY GO BUMP

A friend of mine, with a couple other friends, put on a play for her senior project. I went tonight. As a good friend, I said it was good.

Long story short, I have to go see it again tomorrow. :(

so it's THAT bad ?

I saw Jersey Girl last night. :(

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Was it a good movie?

Yeah I really liked it, I think that means i'm gay. :/

Shut up we don't talk to fags. >: