Guys, I turned into liquidstatik over the weekend :(

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I'm now involved with a highschool girl :(

T tried not to goddammit >:

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NO PICTURES, EVER


And I'm twenty, fortunately, and she's days over eighteen
I'm set, but I still feel dirty

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I live in Mecklenburg county :(

And have seen that show :(

I was just having the age debate a few days ago with someone. This girl is 17 and this guy has been looking to date her who is 35. Not my cup of tea but she is into him too much.

Sometimes I get the chance to date younger women, but I always have to make sure that that aren't having a father complex. I don't make a great father to my lovers as I give them all the freedom in the world and all they really want from me is stability and guidance.

my idea for a porno: THE MIDAS CUNT.

You suck at porno movie titles.

what the fuck

:tear

I remember explaining that comic to my sister months ago.

Oh god I just realized that thing is a scorpion ;_;

:(

Dude :(

You are horrible, all of you

i'd rather stay here with all the madmen

gonna hide in this thread

:picklehat

DEAR I-MOCKERY I HAVE A CRUSH ON A NEW GIRL NOW :fag

:pagebrak


Does she have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Hell no :x

HOLY SHIT SALVATION, PAL! ASK HER OUT PRONTO

LET'S SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!

I'm pretty sure he's like me and not dim enough to post pictures :(

Yeah but he can post a lookalike

Do you like my new pic?



Hey gus! can you make the flag say RAPE without the white lettering becoming invisible. Paint makes my background become white and my gif editoe turned my white invisible :(

I'm pretty sure mine would do the same thing, but lemme see

I don't want to "buy" photoshop. I get addicted to it and start photoshopping everything.

I'd be able to do it if my laptop hadn't fried, I'm stuck on the publishing lab computer :( I can only use whatever crap programs somehow bypass the install-block thing

Hehe, I hate that. Stupid admins won't even let you install java updates. NAZI'S

Fucking BORED, Gaw

And Ant10708 goes and rolls over like a little bitch >:






Oh my dear sweet heavenly father the guys with the speakers in his computer is playing David Hasselhoff right now

lol

That's awesome! I learned Journey on guitar to piss off my roommate, only to have him start singing along with me :(

I have now looked at the cd case. It is a baywatch soundtrack.

hahahahahaha :(

Yeah but the background isn't see though any more :(

Getting Photoshop cs3 trial isn't as easy as it used to be

I forgot about gimp lol ty

I'm not good at erasing backgrounds yet, sorry.

She looks like every other girl I end up liking :(

Niether am I! That's why I needed a program that kept the background invisible without making all white invisible. Like Photoshop would, but GIMP dod ot just fine ant GIMP is free.

:( Maybe if you learned to like women for what they are and not what they look like you would wind up happy and fat.

Jerk

Tirn that into an emoticon so that my photobucket doesn't die. :(

My vote for best banner ad ever:



ooh! ooh! I know the answer!

TADAO IS A VERY WISE MAN, LADIES

That's a good surprise, def in top 3, but I'd say finding out that she isn't pregnant after all is the best surprise.

Kinda NSFW costume.



It's not bad per say, but your boss might not get the joke.

She's got a flat enough chest for the job, I'll give her that

what

"Skip school to see our shitty film




Fag."

i just think her double-a/b cups are obscured tbh

Double a means there's little to obscure, Double b does not exist, and you are still far from the sharpest tool in the shed

I said double a slash b, not double b

http://www.altrec.com/patagonia/wome...impact-bra-a-b

A sports bra? STILL not much to obscure

Oh wait, I see, you meant that she's BETWEEN 1 and 2".

Which would also mean that she has a flat enough chest for the job.

Ah! Then I guess he is a tool in the shed.

She's fucking ugly, though, guys

I think she is hawt :(

my first impression of that mug was close spoiler window immediately.

You'd look better in that outfit Kahl, unless you took boob pills.

You're a baaaaaaad girl.

most people would look better in that than her regardless of their boob size.

i'm in my web design class right now and we're playing rockband and my teacher is singing and it's lol :lol

Go see it now. Unless your queer.

lol, i love how the tagline for that movie is "how will it all end?" but yet saw 6 was announced at the same time as this one

Is your teacher Jack Black? Because I think I know how this one ends.

I just slammed my finger in a folding bookcase and it hurt like thunderous fuck :(

I took that as "We have a great twist at the end of the movie!" not that it was the end of the line.

So American Spirit is a pretty good brand to smoke if you ever want to be bored out of your addiction

Mabye I'm just disappointed because I spent 5 minutes trying to light the goddamned thing but that was the most generic cigarette I've ever tasted :<

They're packed tighter so you gotta roll em a little to loosen everything up, which will make lighting them easier. I can't help with the taste though.

If you smoke enough, flavor wont matter.

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:x

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I pretty much smoke only because I like the taste

Mabye I should have bought a pack of Periques

I don't smoke :(

Or drink :(

Or have fun :( :(

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With the heartbreak open
So much you cant hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuends follow
There must be something inside hes hiding

We dont follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know were going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that youre al green al green

No ones gonna tell me
Whats wrong or whats right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that Ive won the big fight big fight

Look out or theyll tell you
Youre a superstar
Two weeks and youre an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do?
Dont drink... etc.

Damn, now I gotta download Adam Ant

NSFW: http://touchmywii.com/

Hahahaha

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How long is this?

smoke the perique blend. those are tasty as hell.

i heart american spirits :0

i got chronic hearts

Oh guys, I meant to say that it snowed yesterday. :Canada

god is trying to turn the weather against ME

I take back what I said after smoking another one, these are actually pretty good.

Any brand's first cigarette tastes bad, I guess?