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liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:36 PM
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Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2008 01:36 PM
I go crazy for girls with black hair and pale skin :(

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 01:37 PM
Who doesn't like a goth?

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 01:38 PM
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Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 01:40 PM
Not many eight year old goths though, so you're aight.

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:01 PM
Now that Michael Crichton is dead, should I read one of his books? :rolleyes

Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 592138)
I'm going to steal Shrubfest away from Sam one of these days >:
HAHA, REMEMBER WHEN SAM HAD HIS GIRLFRIEND STOLEN AND HE WAS REALLY DEPRESSED? :goodtimes

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:11 PM
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Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:13 PM
Shrub or Budda? :eek

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:14 PM
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Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 02:17 PM
Yay for me.

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:20 PM
Oh hey, now that you're here. Miss Shrub, could use your camwhore powers to recreate that little finger waving thing Rankeri keeps posting? That is assuming you do not have him (or me) on ignore, most everyone already does.

Please. :orgasm

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:20 PM
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Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:22 PM
Yeah, you would. ;)

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:23 PM
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liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:23 PM
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Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 02:24 PM
:blush

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:25 PM
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Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 02:26 PM
Pub, i don't know if i would dare.

it could end up being anything...

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 02:38 PM
Im Zweiten Weltkrieg betrug das Durchschnittsalter der Kampfsoldaten sechsundzwanzig.
In Vietnam war est neunzehn

I-i-i-i-i-n Vietnam war est neunzehn

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 02:46 PM
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RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 02:49 PM
YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN! >:

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 03:00 PM
Shrub, pictures of you sucking on a cock please.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 592142)
Before, as in when? She's replacing another girl that I feel like shit for ditching (even if I did it as nicely as I possibly could).

Anyway, she's just plain better than me in every single way, shape, or form, who's one of those awesome girls who for some insane reason thinks that guys wouldn't be into them

On the positive side, the boyfriend that I'm replacing is a piece of shit of a worthless, fat slug that I'm pissed at for both treating her like crap and then dumping her

But then that means my job from this point forward is to convince her that she can do better than either one of us :(
Wasn't she like 16 or something?

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 592219)
Shrub, pictures of you sucking on a cock please.
Tadao's cock preferably. ;)

Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 03:08 PM
I haven't got Tadao's cock nearby.

This could be a problem.

RaNkeri Nov 5th, 2008 03:30 PM
:rolleyes

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 03:45 PM
Stupid ocean.

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 03:49 PM
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Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 03:54 PM
With you attatched or not?

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 03:58 PM
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Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 04:06 PM
How much can you afford in postage?

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 04:10 PM
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liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 04:13 PM
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Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 592220)
Wasn't she like 16 or something?
Eighteen, dammit, I didn't get that bad

Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 04:13 PM
Want me to go get it valued?

Shrubfest Nov 5th, 2008 04:14 PM
n/m

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:20 PM
Lost your chance, liquid

liquidstatik Nov 5th, 2008 04:24 PM
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Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:27 PM
Naw, you only lost your chance when you admitted it

Unless you couldn't get it back up by the time she arrived :eek

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 04:27 PM
HAHA, CALIFORNIA VOTED YES ON PROP EIGHT, NEXT STEP IS PUSHING SAN FRANCISCO INTO THE OCEAN

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:31 PM
I'm actually kinda glad I bailed on that place for now

Besides, moving to fucking Oregon let me vote against Proposition 58, that combined with voting for Obama made it weirdly satisfying, as if I'd kicked Strom Thurmond in the nuts

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:34 PM
Speaking of politics, have you been watching the Gordon/Brown tiff over whose party is the most like Obama? :lol

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 04:42 PM
Gordon/Brown?

They're doing that here too, and we have our own election on Saturday. Everyone is on the Obama train.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:45 PM
Gordon Brown and David Cameron

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 04:48 PM
I bet the BNP is shitting their collective trousers right about now


just wait until America's majority will be asian and hispanic, the teasucking porridgepoppers'll explode from an overload of white supremacist xenophobia :lol

MetalMilitia Nov 5th, 2008 04:54 PM
To be fair the BNP hate plenty of white people too - mostly eastern Europeans.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 592246)
HAHA, CALIFORNIA VOTED YES ON PROP EIGHT, NEXT STEP IS PUSHING SAN FRANCISCO INTO THE OCEAN
That is so gay.

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2008 06:51 PM
I think every time someone says ****** it should be wordfiltered to "president"

pac-man Nov 5th, 2008 06:54 PM
Not a bad idea, GW, but it may screw up the song dedications thread.

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2008 07:13 PM
Speaking of which, "I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt was on the radio this morning.

I smiled :<

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:11 PM


Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 592260)
To be fair the BNP hate plenty of white people too - mostly eastern Europeans.
They don't count as real white people

filthy lithuanian bastards

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2008 08:13 PM
Jimmy Carl Black died a few days ago. What the fuck.

I know it would have been headline news if not for all the election stuff, I mean, it's Jimmy Carl Black.

REST IN PEACE INDIAN OF THE GROUP.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:14 PM
Oh shit

Crichton, Black, so who's gonna be the last to croak

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2008 08:17 PM
I hope it isn't Bernie Mac.

Tadao Nov 5th, 2008 08:21 PM
I hope it's Mike Judge

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2008 08:26 PM
Mike Judge on Tadao: that boy ain't right.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:30 PM
Bernie Mac
died too far back

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 08:30 PM
Who the hell is this guy?

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:31 PM
I don't know, but he has an inked picture under his name

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 592163)
At least I showed you more than Esuohlim did of his megacrush
Oh now you've gone and done it

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:35 PM
YEAH


WHAT NOW, BOY

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 592170)
I go crazy for girls with black hair and pale skin :(
Yeah but goth girls are fucking awful

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2008 08:39 PM
Only fat ones.

So, all of them.

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 08:41 PM
Exactly :x

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 08:49 PM
My megacrush is not only the embodiment of everything I find attractive in a girl physically, but she is also an atheist chemical engineering major whose limited list of interests on facebook include Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Achewood, the X-Files, They Might Be Giants, and video games.

And I want her baaaaaaaaad :(

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 08:53 PM
So fuck you Gus and your trophy jew girlfriend I hope you have many happy months ahead of you until you read about how I stole her away from you in a thread I'll create :picklehat

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:57 PM
I just designed a tattoo for her and she's going absolutely nuts over it :picklehat

Misdemonar Nov 5th, 2008 08:58 PM
whoa my sig is pretty red today.

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 08:58 PM
CAN YOU DO TATTOOS, SCIENCE BOY

CAN YOU

Esuohlim Nov 5th, 2008 09:01 PM
I can make a girl twitch hell of all over the place with my tongue :eek

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 09:02 PM
WHEN ANY OF YOU LADIES GROW A DICK, BE SURE TO POST A PICTURE OF IT

THEN YOU LITTLE SHITS WILL BE ALLOWED TO CRY ABOUT YOUR FAKE GIRL PROBLEMS

UNTIL THEN, KEEP IT IN LOVELINE, YOU STUPID BITCHES

Asila Nov 5th, 2008 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 592303)
im baked
NO SHIT

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2008 09:12 PM
farp

Guitar Woman Nov 5th, 2008 09:14 PM
That's not on fire.

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2008 09:17 PM
ps

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 09:19 PM
:pagebrak

Holy shit, another response out of Pub today :eek

You don't get to be a recluse on the internet, that's reserved for real life

Pub Lover Nov 5th, 2008 09:22 PM
HOORAY FOR WORSENING PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND HAVING ALL OF YOUR ADDRESSES NOTED DOWN IN A BOLD FONT

Grislygus Nov 5th, 2008 09:25 PM
I've got a case of drop tops in the garage for when you show up, so make sure to pick them up after you take me out

Asila Nov 5th, 2008 09:40 PM
I have a song from a commercial stuck in my head >:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0

kahljorn Nov 6th, 2008 01:35 AM
some guy from one of my high schools used to write people's names down in black book :O often in the middle of class or a strenuous exercise

Guitar Woman Nov 6th, 2008 11:13 AM

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 12:32 PM
Rape

RaNkeri Nov 6th, 2008 12:59 PM
BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAACK BOOOOOOOOOOOK! :x

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 01:02 PM

MattJack Nov 6th, 2008 01:06 PM
Is that Richard Gere's bedroom?

ZING

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 01:28 PM
:lol

Guitar Woman Nov 6th, 2008 07:48 PM

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 09:44 PM


:love

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 10:17 PM
Wowza

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 10:26 PM
LOOK AT HER I MEAN REALLY

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 10:26 PM
scientific AND hot? I think I'd rape that.

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 10:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 592530)
i kinda like blur so i can't really give a straight answer to that ;_;
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 592531)
ok only song 2 but still i really like that song
Same here Willie, same here.

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 11:07 PM
They just re-released Sleeping Beauty on DVD. Why do I care? Because when I was a kid, we had a break-in, and one of the things they stole was the VCR that had my favourite movie in it SLEEPING BEAUTY.

So yeah, I'll probably fag-out and buy that and CRY

executioneer Nov 6th, 2008 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 592509)

mamma mia

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 11:17 PM
<3

Guitar Woman Nov 6th, 2008 11:18 PM
:lol

Dixie Nov 6th, 2008 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asila (Post 592542)
<3
Ditto.

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 11:45 PM
hey willie the ladies of I-mock would like a word with you

Tadao Nov 6th, 2008 11:48 PM
They need you to lay some pipe :wink

Asila Nov 6th, 2008 11:56 PM
WE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU HELP US LAY SOME PIPE AS TADAO SAYS


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