My diet yesterday consisted almost solely of pepperoni rolls, Dr Pepper, and AMP. My gut is hating me right now.

I'm otherwise good. And yerself?

I hear ya buddy!
My tummy is like a simmering crock pot today, with extra crock.
I'd share my Tums, but I don't like going to VA if I don't have to.
Richmonder?

Feeling frisky today though, I might actually get the rest of my laundry done!
I'm also desperately hoping to go shopping today.

Nope, I'm up north a bit: Woodbridge (about 25 miles from DC).

I'm in good shape as far as things around the house go. I did all my laundry before leaving for the weekend. I go to work at 3 and I'm hoping my dad gets home before that because I've got coins to give him.

Oh damn!
Woodbridge?
I gots people up there!
I miss when Club East Coast had metal shows. :(

You should keep the coins and go to the arcade in Springfield.

Padrino's in Woodbridge was awesome.

East Coast Billiards? Is that place even open anymore? I usually stay away from Woodbridge-Woodbridge (Rt. 1).

Also the coins are old! My girlfriend's got a buddy at the convenience store who gets old coins a lot and sets them aside for her. Then I go visit and she gives me a bunch. This weekend I got 4 buffalo nickels and a bunch of wheat pennies and half-dollars. Also I got two silver certificates.

This is what I get excited about.

And that reminds me, I need to call some places up in Morgantown, WV, to see if I can get a job up there that'd be worth me moving back.

Yeah that place, funny enough that's where I initially hooked up with my husband!
I think the club changed it's name.

Ahh no coins for the arcade then. :( I'm sure your dad will dig em though! I don't know much about coins, but I'm good at spending them!

WV eh?
Crappiest Hooters ever.

Yeah, my dad will like the buffalo nickels. I've been beefing up his coin collection over the years of me working in the grocery store, counting all of the tills every night. The way I see it, his coin collection will eventually be mine, so I consider it "ours." My girlfriend says we're going to sell it to put our kids through college, so I say I'm going to bury all of the good shit to keep her away from it.

Dude, I don't think there is a Hooters in Morgantown. I can't think of one, anyway. I know we've got ALL-OUT strip clubs, so I guess there's no need for Hooters.

I was living up there, with my woman. Money became tight so I moved back to Woodbridge (to work at a fucking grocery store, go figure) for a while. I'm ready to go back, for sure.

Saving that stuff is always good! Coins are very good collector's items! And cooler than stamps.

We went to a Hooters in Charleston, we had them believing we were Slayer. All the girls there looked like they were 4 days late for their meth fix, except the pregnant one. I'm scared of strip clubs up there. Had a bad experience involving exploding beers and angry strippers.

At least WV's scenery is prettier. Woodbridge was getting scary by the time we left that area!

How long ago did you leave Woodbridge? It's, uh, a shitty place. They're trying to make it nicer by bringing in more "high-end" retailers and stuff, but I don't think that putting a nice department store isn't going to have any effect on the trash that lives here already.

Yeah, fuck stamps! I contribute to a coin collection, and I have a bunch of old vinyl records that I'll probably get around to selling sometime.

Also, I'm surprised people in Charleston even knew what Slayer is.

West Virginia's good if you're away from the little towns and shit. Like you said, the scenery is nice, but the inhabitants are awful. But I'm paying for an apartment there, my girlfriend and my puppy are there, and I'm four hours away.

We never lived in Woodbridge, we were up in Falls Church. But we had to come down for band practices every weekend. All the trash is being pushed out further and further. Manasses, Woodbridge, and Warrenton are all getting like that.

Vinyl can be pretty easy to unload. Lemme know what you have and I may be able to direct you to a good place that won't rip you off!

We originally told her we were Metallica, and she said "Come on now, I seen pichurs of 'tallica. Mah ex boyfren is a big fan of them. Now tell me who yall are! I bet I heard of ya!" And someone blurted out Slayer. We couldn't believe she took us seriously. To our credit, we did have a bald guy. But he was so skinny that if anyone questioned us we were going to tell them he had AIDS.

Hopefully you can get back there, I don't know anything about WV's job market but ALOT of people commute to DC from there!

I lived in WV for a very long time. I think you get rednecks in any state if you know where to look for 'em.

(and any country for that matter, like culchies...)

Rednecks can be fun though.
PBR, whiskey, and Lynrd Skynrd make for a fun evening.
"Classy" is for people who don't know how to have fun.

Ugh, yeah, the eastern panhandle of WV has a lot of commuters, but I'd be damned if I'd make that long a trip every day for work. My family's got a house out there. Morgantown is in north-central WV, though--closer to Pittsburgh. Nothing was hiring when I was looking, but then again my availability sucked, so I just quit my first job and moved home temporarily. I have enough experience and training in grocery stores that one of the Krogers up there should take me, I just hope the money would be decent enough.

Oh, and the Northern Virginia shittiness is expanding to places like Stafford now.

I've got a lot of shit records nobody cares about like Barbra Streissand and Dan Fogelberg, but I've also got something like 17 Beatles albums, a couple Led Zep, a few Pink Floyd, and the like. I'm now allowed to get rid of the Floyd, though, and I'm definitely not parting with A Clockwork Orange or Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks.

Also, forgive the netspeak but lol @ Kerry King with AIDS

Hahaha, PBR.

Commuting is a way of life up there. I don't miss that crap at all. I wish you luck on getting a new job there, you should be with your girl and your dog. A man needs those things!

Yeah, Stafford used to be really nice for the most part. Oh! Have you ever seen the Crystal Lake trailer park sign off of 1 up there? I'm gonna steal that bitch one day.

The rock stuff you could probably take up to Vienna Record Exchange (you could also email the owner on MySpace, he's a good friend of ours and a very fair dealer), the rest you might be able to get a good price for as a lot on ebay. Buyer paying shipping expenses of course.

We thought the AIDS thing would be funny. But we're jerks like that. >:

Crystal Lake? Not that I can recall. It's been a while since I was down that way. Usually I'll only go as far south as Prince William Forest Park.

I'll check to see if I can get anything for the records, but I think too many people (basically my dad and girlfriend) don't want me to get rid of any of the good stuff. Maybe there's a market out there for Barbra Streissand!

I don't remember how far down in Stafford that sign is, but I stare at it covetously every time we pass it.

Maybe you can make trades for better records? I still think the record conventions in Northern Va would be a good place for you to check out too. But if you go to any of those stay the fuck away from a guy named Marshall Levy. He's a rip off and a blight on the vinyl and doom metal community.
(Yes Marshall I know you google your name and I hope you see this and if I could find the picture of your face in the toilet I'd fucking post it)

My name is Marshall, so I don't deal with other Marshalls.

Happy Birthday, MattJack. :)

WATCH THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU

No.

You're lucky I read your posts at all, Neen. I'm the only one.
Level 30 in 15 minutes. :eek

Oh snap!
Hippie Barfday MattJack!

Happy Rape Day MJ

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You best be on that jolly rancher, if you know what's good for ya.

Ah ha. Oh you.

A friend of mine burned me a CD of about 20 Bowie albums

This better be good >:

Anyone remember LegoLars? :(

It is his birthday. :(

I have been on this forum far too long. :(

Take to the music forum, you fag. >:

Anoyone remember LegoLars? :(

It is his birthday. :(

I have been on this forum far too long. :(

Take to the music forum, you fag. >:

I remember him.

Guess who else's birthday it is today :(

'Copy > Paste > Click > Read' is a flawed action if copy doesn't work. :(

I'll just use my edit but, ok? :(

It was your birthday last page, Mister MJ. :future

Oh yeah, the 'fuck you' emoticon. How could I forget about that? :rolleyes

oh gee golly thnx guys i appreeesh that mess i didn't read the last page cause im a sucker hahah thnx again peace

What are you doing on the internet on your birthday anyway? Go get drunk.

They are making me work on my birthday. Those bastards. How cold blooded can you get?

I have not found work & drinking to be mutually exclusive.

Happy birthday Mattjack may all your wildest (birthday) dreams come true.

lol thanks.

Now hopefully that dream of being on Wild N Crazy Kids will come true

He isn't really a magic cat. :(

Is that your medical opinion, publover?

Happy bday MattJack

I want to make a thread about procrastination but instead I just keep checking Facebook and Digg. What's wrong with me?

Is cat?

GussyGus, stop fighting in article threads. Take it the chatroom. :mod

I found a friend!

WANNA COME OVER


I GOTS TAQUITOS

are they chicken?

Yall bet your sweet ass they are

fu*k yea imma be over in like 20mins

anyone who watches dog whisperer knows why the dogs overrun him and why he has a hotter than himself girlfriend who lives far away from him. He's a nancy boy for gods sake.

:x

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I miss Fathom Zero. He doesn't come around very often anymore :(

He use to be my music buddy :(

NOW WHAT AM I S'POSED TO DO??? ;_;

Yeah what the fuck?

Listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Dire Straits

They'll always be there for you

Maybe FZ is one of these gay characters running amok.

I'm just a simple kind of man making money for nothing cause my check is free.

FZ? Fonzie?! Where's Fonzie, I wanna meet him NOW

I was thinking about Fathom Zero yesterday. I went to his blog but he hasn't updated that either.

Oh, Fathom Zero. He had a hell of a diary thing. Good guy, did a drawing of a guy in a wheelchair for him but never sent it (even after the scanner was fixed). If he shows up again, somebody remind me

And RANKERI, If you want a drawing please choose something else for me to draw other than Wilford Brimely, unless you want him as an Alice In Wonderland-ish walrus

What the hell is "North Cack-a-lacky", a northern subdistrict in NC or something

I'm more mad that jerkasses filled that thread with so much shit that new dudes don't know to use the set questions. I need to know what everyone was voted in high school, dammit.

I hurt.

It's not so good.

Sam and Milhouse will compete to make you feel better, bug them

I'm totally sick :x

*HUGS*

*DICKSUCK*

They better taste delicious for all that effort to be worthwhile.

They aint here.

Sorry.

I'M HERE!

YAY!

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Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better, you don't need that stinky old Milhouse.

Good times. You and your rolleyes are all I need to be happy!

That's right, I'm a gentleman and I know how to treat a lady right. ;)

Go one, tell us.

God knows, its a mystery to me.

Well, he is all about the ladies after all.

I'LL OPEN DOORS FOR YOU AND SERVE YOU MARMITE TOAST IN THE MORNINGS.

With a cup of tea?

Or coffee if its a bad day?

WITH WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES.

Wow.

Shall we live at mine or yours?

Whichever is closer to the pub.

Shrubfest lives in the North which pretty much guarantees she is closest to the pub.

Damn straight.

There's an expensive one down the road, an better ones within 5 mins walk.

Well, I guess that settles that.

That said in the town in which I used to live down in the South West we used to have the highest person to pub ratio in the country. About a hundred years ago it was some ridiculous ratio like 1 pub to every 20 people.

Wow....

And you got change from a pound when you bought a pint....

I need beer.

Limey bastards.

I HATE YOU SAM HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

I HATE YOU MILHOUSE BACKWARDS HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Esuohlim & Sam are closer tro each other than they are to Shrub.

Now I'm imagining them kissing... Hmm. Esuohlim is wearing the dress, but Sam is being the woman. :confused

That is so Hawt. :wank

I've got an Aaarg problem.

Maybe I should get a gun?

Most people respond to posts in their respective threads.

I didn't want to shitty up your fine thread with my gay and jokes.

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I think we've found the breaking point