HEY I GOT A HUGE PENIS

Pictures please. :(

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YOU GOTTA PAY ME, CAUSE NOT ONLY AM I A WHORE, I AM AN EXPENSIVE WHORE.

we survived page 2012

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You guys should join that vent, there's a sexy girl in there.

Two, if you're counting me!

I don't know if the Mayan calendar applies to our chat thread. :\

Haha!
I was drunk and having lots of sex tonight!
You guys suck!

I like how the comics forum has only anime banner ads.

You suck.

Oh hells yeah! :rock



Thank you ebay

I would like a full report please.

holy CRAP i haven't been in this thread for awhile

'sup guys, just getting my achewood on ;D

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what's up with everyone's drawn avatars?

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With pics.

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Dunno, probly 'round Wednesday or so... don't worry, no one else is gonna dig that far back in the chat thread anyway, you and Asila'll end up being the only ones lined up for THE GRAND PRIZES

Chojin edited out the fake link that Dr Boogie put into a spam thread. :lol

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I JUST SOLD A DRAWING TO AN INTERESTED PARTY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MISERABLE, MISBEGOTTEN LIFE

EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BREAK OUT A BOTTLE OF JACK, NOW

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OH YOU BASTARD

Do you mind if I just rechristen the one I'm already drinking? :(

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ABSOLUTELY GO GO GO

OUT OF CELEBRATION, I WILL NOW GIVE YOU THE PIECE THAT YOU ALL WILL CELEBRATE AND SAVE INTO SLEAZY COMPUTER FOLDERS

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Jawsome!

A ROUGH SKETCH, I KNOW, BUT THE GOODS ARE INTACT

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Good, you don't need to listen to that crap :x

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How big is the zip file?

I got a web cam :x

No way!

That's Hot!™

HAY TADAO, WANNA MODEL FOR ME


YOU'VE ALREADY GOT THE WEBCAM, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT NUDITY, FIGS, PILLOWS, AND GRATED CHEESE?

OH GOD DO IT

Seriously though, I miss having nude models. I can't afford to hire them by myself :( I can do guys just fine, but I need a shit ton more practice with the female figure, fucking thing's all about curves and shit

I'm not ashamed to get nekid! But I have a lot more curves lately.

Gus, the clock on your camera is wrong.

Gus if you need practice with the female figure then I'm the man for the job >:

Yeah, I never bothered to set it, as I never take any real pictures with it, just crappy snapshots

And Milhouse we both know that your college beard cannot compete with Tadao's flowing, greasy hobo hair

Sometimes I think I'm part Italian.

If your computer is fast enough to run WoW, then why doesn't it have a DVD drive? :confused

I DONT HAVE ANY JACK HOW ABOUT BUSHMILLS INSTEAD

don't thump old breads

BUSHMILLS WORKS, JUST DRINK DRINK DRINK

don't hump old broads

I got high :x

is that dumbos mom they have locked up

As a GOP stand-in, no less :(

I went back in time to see if I ever hated Gus, and this is the first post about him I could find, so I guess not!

Congratulations dude you're like one of three or four people who registered later that I can say that about :(

HA HA! VALIDATION!


TAKE THAT, VETS OTHER THAN MILHUSE!

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NO!

We're up to around 10 people in the secret santa event so far.... BUT MORE OF YA SHOULD SIGN UP!

Yeah what's the deal with the low volunteer count

The admins should unban Jixby Phillips so that I'll feel less paranoid about the event

We should do this in June instead who's with me

Heyl nya, I wanna get this over with now that I'm ROLLING IN THE DOUGH from my artwork

Eighteen

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Fuckers, I'm still stuck here with nothing to do, talk to me

Whoops, N/M

Howya doin thar, Statik?

DON'T IGNORE ME

I WILL BREAK YOU

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It's really not hard to obey the deadlines. The 24th of this month is the last day to sign up and everyone gets the address to send their stuff to the next day. Then you just send your stuff out by December 5th and post your pics by December 22nd. Plenty of time. You have like 10 days to get a gift and send it and then you have loooots of time to post pics/videos, which is what jixby failed to do.

I haven't willingly participated in a secret santa event since I was in an English Lit class that was doing O. Henry shit. I got the name of a girl who was into French and teddy bears. I gave her a handmade bear with a beret and tricolore. The guy who got my name knew I was into art. I got a used purple Crayola marker with chew marks on the end.

That sounds like something that would happen in a special education class. :(

Maybe those were used by someone famous :tear

So, what time is it for everyone else, and whatcha doin?

4:31PM
I'm buzzed as fuck and I'm gonna go have a bath!

Cool.
I cant have a bath. I just had wool braids put in.

And now I really want one.

IT IS 1:40 PM AND I GOT OFF WORK EARLY AND I AM REPLYING TO A POST ON THE I-MOCKERY.COM MESSAGE BOARD. :(

ALSO, WHAT ARE WOOL BRAIDS? :(

Get lots of wool. make about 50 tassles. Plait them into your hair. Like huge wooly extentions.

5:01 pm, I just finished picking up a lot of dogshit in our front yard. I think it's just my fate to deal with the shit of others :poopsmith

5:08PM
Getting more buzzed before I repaint my nails and pluck my eyebrows.

10:15pm
Sitting alone watching return to oz in ten minute instalments on youtube.

2:21 -Killing time before work

0:23 AM

Just finished watching Memento

How'd you like it?

GRISLYGUS I AM ENTERING YOUR DAMN ART CONTEST SO DON'T END UNTIL YOU GET MINE >:

You should sign up and then not participate.

AWRIGHT SAM DULY NOTED

I fucking loved it, awesome movie.

5:36PM
Wondering what the fuck is taking Jim so long to get home.

5:38 pm about to go out and get some whisky because I am all out

of whisky

GOOD JOB RANKERI, CORRECT ANSWER