More like, you go out for smokes and you come back to your two best friends kissing.

boner hugs

I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS

I'm making a hockey-themed Christmas display in my front yard.

If everyone's gonna stare, they might as well stare at something interesting.

I hope baby Jesus is the puck.

Oh, sha-ZAM, Tadao! Religious disrespect FTW!

Actually, no, the pucks are going to hang from the trees, I'm already painting the styrofoam discs.

I'm making a near-to-lifesize Pascal Leclaire to station in front of the goal because he's all hawt and stuff.

The goal is awesome- the poles are lit in red and I used white net-lights for the net.

Knock the wisdom teeth out ouf the wise men.

IF ANYONE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY DOUBTED MY HOCKEY FANDOM, THEN BY DAMN I'M A-GONNA PROVE 'EM WRONG!

I like your new avatar Kitsa!

Thank you. That's my honorary kitty Comrade.

Chairman Meow. :x

He's awesome!
I like how he looks like he's about to tell a firing squad to shoot.

lol, I was fucking around in Photoshop trying to improve my skillz.

I like this incarnation:


Her name is Commie because:
- she's a Russian Blue
- she believes that anything we own should be shared with her
- she's keen on Mao

Ahh it's a she! Sorry!
You should photoshop her head on one of the Ilsa movie covers! Like Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia.
The broadcast look is good, goes well with her complexion.

God I love that movie.
And Dyanne Thorne.

lol



Isn't it a fortunate thing that my photoshoppings are completely unhindered by talent?

woah

Well, I guess realistically it'd be more like this:



...although that's getting into some fucked-up furry territory right there.

I LOVE IT!

I assumed it was Meow Zedong, which is something I drew in my notebook all the time as a freshman in high school.

Good Morning Everybody!
I hope you're well rested.
I have a feeling this week is gonna suck.
Mostly because my in-laws will be visiting.

I do too, but for different reasons :(

Why will your week suck?

Oh, money's tight as usual and I've got a lot to worry about.

I hear ya!
We've been spending too much too.
:(

I'm bored again.
Someone entertain me before I force myself to do something useful and constructive.

FINE
I'll go clean my kitchen
:(

Tag team back again, check it to wreck it let's begin, party on party people let me hear some noise, DC's in the house jump jump rejoice!

Whoever invented party rap was a genious.

So I drank enough coffee to kill a small horse last night

Willie considers going outside as multiplayer and avoids that game as much as possible.

:]

:oneofthosedays

FREDDY!
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MY SEXY ARGENTINIAN FRIEND?

Hahahah, Freddy :rolleyes

We were heading up a midsize county road, gas stations and small businesses on one side, woods and river on the other, when suddenly there appeared this huge police helicopter. It was flying very, very low over the street, hovering, like it was looking for something. I wanted to get a pic but we passed under it too fast.

Wonder who they were looking for. I don't live too far away- little scared now.

Some bird crapped on my car for my birthday yesterday. :(

Awwww
Well Happy Birthday!
I would pee in your yard if you were closer.

A BELATED GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MISS CIG
We seem to keep missing each other when we're bored as shit >: :(





On a related note, does anyone else have that little voice in their heads that identifies her as "Cig", as in a cigarette?

NO

Yeah, I think of her as Cig. :x

Bt eww, that looks wrong. CIG... Much better.

I am a chainsmoker, so I feel that's relevant.

I still have Nightmare Creatures

I remember being pissed that I couldn't play the second one

These Boost nutritional drinks are actually pretty good.
I like the strawberry, haven't been brave enough to try the other flavors yet.

BECAUSE YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YOU JERKING OFF TO THE FIRST ONE AND BANNED IT FROM YOUR HOUSE. >:

I didn't have a damn Dreamcast, pal. I whack off to my grisly horror games with my doors locked, thank you very much

IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION ALSO, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. >:

IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION

OH DEAR SWEET HEAVENLY FATHER

I JUST SAID IT WAS ON THE PLAYSTATION >:

HAHAHA AND YOU MISSED IT >:

GORESPEWING PUSTULENT WHORESONS OF AN INBRED SHEEPHERDER, I COULD HAVE PLAYED IT

I can't find my fool missed brak image, so this'll have to do:

Thank Cig. I'll cut up a piece of my lawn and UPS it to you.


Also, me and a friend are making Palin/Quayle in 0'12 bumper stickers soon.

hehehehehe

You missed me

dumb fuck

Joy.
I'm a failed page brak.

The movie Dark City kind of reminded me of Nightmare Creatures too. I heard NC 2 wasn't that good though.

I totally could find the other one. ;)



But I like your moustache more than his. :x

You zoomed in that much, eh?

Masturbation gives me supervision. :orgasm

I remember playing a demo of Nightmare Creatures back in the early days of PS

Seriously?

Mr. Bill? Not funny. Point, Counterpoint? Not funny. Black Mr. Rogers? Not funny. Akroyd as Nixon vs. Frank Zappa as a political Van Helsing? Not funny. Every single timeless, hilarious bit and focal point for modern skit comedy, not funny.



Now anime and family guy, that's some timeless television right there. HUZZAH FOR THE CARTOON GENERATION

Hahaha I can see the veins growing.

I rarely find SNL funny, I did like the Celebrity Jeopardy segments. I don't think I've watched it in some months.
Although MADtv is much less funny. I can't recall sitting through an episode.

So I've got some really weird ability to pick out fucked up girls from, like, a mile away.

First it was a crazy chick who heard voices and had seizures, now a teen mom!

GRISLYGUS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFORE YOU POP SOMETHING!

Another reason I hate Saturday Night Live is that Will Ferrel got famous because of it

Isn't that Drumming4Budda's sister? :eek

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

who's the hot chick in that 'WANT YOUR COCK!' picture anyways?

SAM'S GIRLFRIEND

Mrs. Sam.

Too slow, Esuohlim. :rolleyes

Dang it, Mrs. Rankeri. :(

Yowza!

Sounds like you're an overly caring type person. That's probably the reason for the craziness w/girls that are attracted to you.

Sounds more like a made up story.

That's Mandy Moore :love

Did she have her giant mole removed then? :x
Pics please. :(

I don't have a big enough zoom :(

You have no idea, actually :(

I hope you die on your bday Spetsnaz, cause you sucked.

cleavage!

my only weakness ;_;

and chocolate milk ;_;

Oh man, on another forum I post on I've got an internet tough-guy "owning" me. I'm just glad I have my family around me to help me though these harrowing times. :tear

Is it Guitar Woman?

u mean powning joo

*RUBS MM'S BELLY*

share the fourrummzzz man

It's not even remotely funny of interesting. He's just made a spoof account of mine and posted such outrageous threads as "[Poll] Are you gay?".

We can help.

It's Gamefaqs isn't it?