I wouldn't want to put you guys in the cross-hairs, you might get called gay and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy (guitar woman)

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

I like her.
:)

is that really sam's gf?

It's his lager drenched Yorkshire Pudding. ;)

I AM TALKING TO THIS GIRL ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO SUCK MY COCK AND SHOWING SAM THE FUNNY CHAT PARTS

yea I thought that was Shrubfest or whatever her name is

HELL YES BRAH

I found out it helps a lot if you just don't care as much. I'm pretty sure manliness is measured in how many women have scorned you + chopping down a tree by yourself.

Way to go Sam!

Sam is all about the Shrubfest

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Everyone have a celebratory clap for Sam!

I've got some clap for him.

The clap is hardly anything to celebrate about.

I'd celebrate it.

I was just working through some more photochop tedium and was thinking...do you think anyone has ever used photoshop to completely fuck with Alzheimer's people?

"And here's you with Hitler, Grandma..."

Sounds like something fun for nursing homes!

Hey Shrubfest...

hi whats up :(

:tear

:rolleyes

RANKERI MY GOOD BUDDY

HOW IS FINLAND THIS TIME OF YEAR?

rainy and dark :goth

Just like Milhouse's heart

:rolleyes

You're supposed to say "THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :("

THAT IS THE BEST PAGE BREAK. :(

I just backed through those last few pages.

I never knew I wanted so many peoples cocks.

Yeah, you did. You skanky hoebag. :love

As long as all these cocks don't stop me doing uni work.

Awright guys, managed to keep my face from exploding in a fit of nerdrage.

hello shrub, pub, and a gus

Hello Bunny Rabbit

Hi.

Hey T-Dawg.
Am I to take from this rendition's lack of face that the girl in the pink dress is your underaged femme beau?

Not that it matters now that I put her pic in photobucket, I'm just feeling lazy

And she's eighteen, man, I'm swear I'm not that much of a creep

How old are you, Gus?

I'm twenty, dammit, I haven't broken the three year rule

Oh, thats ok then. Better than 20 and 16.

1 more year and Gus can drink legally, right? :x

Yeah, but I don't really see myself breaking out of the solitary drinker mode :sick

Just means that I'll be able to buy the liquor in person and everyone can talk about how much I drink

:sick? Dammit, what the hell is the stupid green one

Aw, poor Americans. No sex til 18, no beer til 21.

:x

THERE

Pfft, like hell there's no sex and before eighteen

Besides, it's like sixteen in Vegas, Alaska, and the entirety of the SOuth

Every american loses his/her virginity on the prom night.

IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT

I waited til I was 18.
I was a good girl.
WAS

:pagebrak

Now I find that hard to believe

Seriously, I had a super lame boyfriend in high school. He wasn't interested in sex at all. He thought it would ruin our relationship.
:(

I would totally grab a few drinks with Gus :(

GREASILYGOOOOSED

Not interested in sex with you? Closet case.

That was to CiG, not Sasm, Sam's just for the ladies

Wait, my bad, shrubfest, Sam's just for shrubfest
Sorry man, gotta watch your cover

No Gus, he's just abstinence

Hah, I haven't broken the 13 year goal. yet :(

Most people like to grab drinks with me because I love paying tabs for friends, not necessarily because I'm entertaining company :( >: :(:(

And abstinece people ARE closet cases

Or just ugly and/or stupid

Yeah, he was pretty lame. I can't believe I wasted 5 years with him.
He ended up cheating on me with some girl that was 4'7" and looked pregnant.
BWAHHAHAHAH.
Sex DID ruin our relationship, the lack of it encouraged me to be a cheating slut.
He was a terrible lay anyways.

Well to be fair, we don't know what Cig looked like at 17.

GRISLYGUS IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU AN INVITATION TO GO TO THE BAR.

I'M STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELLHOLE WITH NO WAY OUT

DON'T TRY TO RESCUE ME, JUST SAVE YOURSELF

I had smaller boobies and no tattoos yet.
Thems was my modeling days.

I AM ALSO STUCK IN A BACKWATER HELL HOLE WITH NO WAY OUT. :(

With a schoolgirl outfit? :love

DAMMIT SAM I'M TRYING TO PERV HERE

Wait, which hellhole are you stuck in?

I would totally pay to see Sam in a schoolgirl uniform.

WE CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

MAKE TWO TEAMS SO THAT WE CAN KEEP GOING WHEN THE GUARDS FIND OUT

I'm gonna spend my exchange year in the US, just to hang out with Gus and Sma in the bar :x

VITTU!

It'll be lively, the bars around here are cheap and infested with meth-wielding, cracked out rednecks

AND DER CHUNKY BABBIE MOMMAS

SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN THAT INSTANT I AM OVERWHELMED

GRISLYGUS: I AM STUCK IN WILLITS, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, NO MATTER HOW SHITTY AND BACKWATER YOUR HELLHOLE IS, I ASSURE YOU I HAVE YOU BEAT

CiG: ;)

RANKERI: FINLAND

:pagebrak


I'm sure a skinny white boy from Yurop can manage :x

Also :lol @ CiG

My kinda town!

Sam I offer you $10 for a picture of you in a schoolgirl uniform.
But I want Shrubbles dressed up as a teacher spanking you.

SAM: ACTUALLY, IN THAT CASE, WE'RE KINDA EVEN

WE SERIOUSLY CAN CROSS-TUNNEL

..

OMG WILLITS SUCKS ASS! AT LEAST YOU AREN"T IN NAZI TOWN UKIAH THOUGH.

CiG: IF SHRUB IS INVOLVED, I WILL ADD TEN DOLLARS TO THAT POT

That's the only Finnish word I know, but as far as I can tell, it's the most important one.

OH SHIT, RIGHT, THE CONTEST

See Sam?
That's $20 bucks so far!
DO IT!

..

You didn't get that thing I sent you?

I'm not artistic.
:(
My only talents involve peeing standing up and being obnoxious.
Best of luck to Sam and Liquidstatik!

TADAO, THE CTHULHU PICTURE WAS AWESOME BUT DID NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY

RECAP:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...8799&page=2006

GO SAM!

I am a backwater hellhole.

Come on Sam, $20 can buy alot of stuff at the Dollar Tree.

SAM, DID YOU SEE THAT

THAT'S HOT, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE

Are you kidding that could fund Secret Santa for the next 2 years!

And i'm up for all previous mentioned activity.
If i get a drink out of it.

OH GOD, NOW I HAVE TO DO IT.

OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

GO

GO

GO