:pagebrakyeah, me usually too

this one hasn't been wormed yet so I treat her poopies like biohazard level 4.

She's still pissed at me from trying to clip her claws yesterday.

Mine haven't been wormed either.
But I haven't seen any evidence of the squigglies yet.
I refuse to clip kitty claws, nail filing works better.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=41659155

This one is an adult stray who was pretty emaciated, so I'm assuming she had -something-. But she's also got these long dragonlady claws like razorblades, and she knows how to fight.

*sigh* better go get it out of the way.

When I get off the phone with my mother I shall respond.

Good luck with the soupy poopies!
At least she has a good home now!

On a side note I almost peed my pants when I returned from my morning walk.

Well, all that's done anyway, but for some reason I'm out of energy and just want to go back to bed. Heh.

Cat poop can do that.
I'm thinking about a nap too.
Cat cuddling is a good reason to take a nap.

I'm never lucky enough to actually get to the nap part.

Yesterday I managed a half hour before some friend of the bf's called and left a long, incoherent message on the voicemail. I think he was high.

That sounds delightful.
You get many drunk dial type calls?

YEAH? I THINK I KNOW WHO IT IS! >:

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BWAHAHAHA

You're Will Smith?

Does that mean Will Smith is gonna be our president?

He already is!

Shit, needling Bahmo's like suing Michael Jackson

douche deserves it, but he's just too pathetic to really be any fun

CiG....not really.

This guy sang a song for like 2 minutes and then rambled about cars and walking and getting pot. BF says he doesn't even know how the guy got his cell # (right).

Danny, I didn't think the question was "who would you punch with your dick?" :eek

I'm not Danny :(

Well this has been a great day on i-mockery, but I have to clean house and get ready for work.
See you cool Kittens and boppin' Daddy-Os later!

I see you're not denying that you want to bludgeon Hannah Montana with your wang. I like that in a woman. :love

Dammit, gotta go take a test now. Somebody let me know if Bahmo kills himself

awesome. I kind of looked like a dude in that one anyway.

I prefer these photochops pls:

I prefer them as well.

I'm going to report you!

:lol

I just noticed this awesome thing on digg:

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/

Try it.

For example a question that gets commonly asked: http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Why+is+Guitar+Woman+so+gay+all+the+time%3F

That's great! Now I can stop saying "Because they don't have google where (insert name) lives."

HER HEAD'S ON FIRE

who's that?

It's another Guitar Woman

Lol that hot or not site changed the pic, It's great how that was the first one that showed for me.

The whole guitar woman situation is too damn confusing for me.

Careful, thinking about it turns you into a he/she.

I bought a pack of Lucky Strikes today and got all the ladies :picklehat

I am a winner in real life and have a reason to live :picklehat

I used to eat Lucky Strikes when I was young. I remember them tasting better than Zebra gum but barely.

Hahaha your talking about the cigarette gum huh! I used to buy those all the time.

lmao@tadao.heknowswhy

:p

she's going to think it's me probably

that's the best part

Does it taste of tin? :x
Yes. :(

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bewbs :love

OMG Kitsa, I was poking around in that blog, what a bunch of superficial old crows. I feel a little sick now.

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lol tadao, I attract a lot of that.

Pub- have you ever had passionfruit or some other tropical drink and had a really unpleasant sick-sweet sourness in your mouth afterward? That's like snapple aftertaste.

is the flavor you're describing present in mangos if you don't peel them right?

Because fuck that :x

somewhat.

Think rotting sweet-tart.

Also, I assure you all, that Danny was the one to send me a link to each of those things in the last few hours. >:

However, I do take the blame for totally being into those things though. :x

Post-work pee pee time!

Oh, that's where you were going with it. Wocka wocka wocka.

I was too worried about properly conveying the horror of this drink.

Stop wearing such tight pants. ;)






but really, please don't... stop! :orgasm

Plus pics, plzkthnx :wank

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WAKE UP IT'S SNOWING!

Awww, it seems to be dying off now.

It's supposed to change to rain at like 8.
The cats are staring out of the window with wild curiousity. Having never seen snow, they do not yet realize how much they will hate it.

Dr V is only 23? WTF
Happy Birthday Dr. V

It's snowing in WV, but the kids still have school.

So the cats don't have to touch the snow.

I'm saving their first contact with snow for when it's nice and deep.
Then I'm tossing their butts in it to see how they react.
This is very piddly snow.
In NC, November is way to early for snow.

School bus just went by.

I like snow, and turtles of course.

I'm tired of Aaarg making threads

Put them in here. Long established tradition.

Or put them all into one long Aaarg only thread, maybe Pac-Man and Seven Force too. Ghettoize those dirty apes. >:
For a European, for sho. For a real person, I look like I bite open bottles as a hobby.
I would hope not. Snow ruins summer. :(

Well it was back in 1849 at the springfield golden nugget mine,
that my great-grandma, Dlores saved the day
when she propped the shaft and saved the lives
of the other forty other springfield wives
when all ma grandpa's buddies ran away

The menfolf found their women scary
'cos they were so big and hairy,
they thought of dynamite to seal them in

Gramps was known as "chapped lips calhoun",
he was in the local saloon,
in came Billy-Joe Walton through the door
he said they've blown the golden nugget
my granddaddy said "oh darn it"
"you burried my Dlores, my sweet little golden ore"

Swing it son

Now my granddaddy jumped from his table,
finished his jug,
and he got up to that mine just as a likety-darn-split as he could,
stopped off to fetch a shovel,
feed the dogs,
brush his teeth,
clean the john and give his hoss one final rubdown

cos' a cowboy's life ain't easy,
and cowboy's life is hard,
you can take him from the saddle,
but he'll be forever scarred

'cos my grandpa was a man in love,
called Dlores his "praerie dove",
and he told her that he loved her with every sigh

'cos she never once forgave him,
even underneath the cave in,
but he knew that she would forgive him,
in that goldmine in the sky

The only reason you need to drive a pick up ;)

I am pretty sure it was that song that got me to like Country music. :x

I hate cleaning my own house, I don't get paid for it.
:(

But isn't that what women are for? :(

Burn.

I just had a cat and a dog spayed in the same week.

I feel like I'm on some sort of gonad-ripping rampage. :(

:rolleyes

BTW, tadao, that lady removed your post.

:love

I still think it is 2006 :(

I often forget it isn't 2001. :x
I do my best. ;)

:rolleyes

SHUT UP FINLAND

I still round the year out to 2000, then get really depressed when I realize it's closer to 2010.

You weren't even born in the year 2000 guitar woman.

I'd have to have been born yesterday to not see that joke coming a mile off!

Let's all meet up in the year 2000!

Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown? :eek

Seventeen, a nature's queen
You know what I mean
Twenty one, A long one
And you can see the numbers run :rawk

ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM


ROCK BOTTOM

KNOWING YOU YOU PROBABLY WERE. >:

No idea what the fuck they're talking about, but I'm pretty sure it applies to me

GW YOu'RE like TWLEVE or sumpn man

HEY

At least!

An that's just her IQ! :eek
@ Everyone! >:

Haha, no. I'm just kidding. It's her dick size. ;)

NEVEFER

In centimetres! :eek

Willie is more of a depression pixie. Whoever posses the tuft of hair ends up miserable & a virgin.

It makes your maidenhead grow back.

This only applies to men.


For wimmen it gives them cooties.

Haha, as if they didn't have them already.

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THE OFFICIL GRISLYGUS ROMANTIC MIX TAPRE TRACK LIST NOT FOR PUSSY ASS FAGGOTS
SHOW THE WOMAN OF THE LIFE YOU LOVE HER THROUGHT CREEPY LYRICS

1. ROCK BOTTOM- UFO
2. MAGIC POTION- THE OPEN MIND
3. EVIL WOMAN- BLACK SABBATH (ozzy only!!!)
4. I AM THE HUNTER- SHADOWS OF KNIGHT
5. PROWLER- iRON mAIDEN
6. WHISKEY BAR- THE DOORS
7. ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER- HENDRIX

HEY RANKERI! You have Tyttöbakteeri, My friend! :eek

Thank you, Wikipedia. :)