:rolleyes

Good work, Ranny-K! :D

Keep that up an you might recover from the Tyttobakteeri. ;)
You got everyone on here? :eek
This was my thinking until that dirty ape DWP started being all street at me. :x
This is too complicated. >:
I think anyone with a decent amount of dick can suck themselves off without getting into an awkward position. Just go at your own pace, really :)
Ban him! :rawr
Basically?

"If you don't shut the fuck up imma shove mah foot so far upyer ass that it'll knock out yer front teeth. Basically."

Awright, Ranky, I can't find that Wycliffe theme on Youtube so you can just quit talking about the damn thing already

It can't be found on youtube. Give me your e-mail and I'll send it to you

Give me your dick and I'd suck it. >:
Of course you wouldn't, newspapers are all liberal rags used to oppresse the poor into staying poor.
I would, yes.

PUB I'M IN TEXAS WANT 2 MAKE OUT?

YES! :love

Liquid! LiquidStaaaaaaaatiiiiiik! We have a friend for you!

Be quick, I'm about to ban him for thinking it funny to not mark dog wanking as NSFW.

dude, the Rog is on the facebook.

Eugh, Facebook

I swear, the only good things to come out of Texas are the Butthole Surfers, Ministry, and Pub Lover.

Make sure everyone has a great day drinking...and a great night drinking too. I'm getting fecalfaced tonight.

Pub, you still want the finger wave pics?

Yes, Please. :)

I was thinking angry teacher...what do you think?

Woah woah woah WHOAH Pedo Bahmo what, where, when, why, how, link pls

So gus, you want that awesome Wycliffe theme?

I don't fit in either, I was a swim/water polo guy :( SPEEDO FREAKS

Did I or did I not accept your challenge over pm? WE WILL SEE WHAT YOUR WYCLIFFE IS MADE OF

Gus, there are four in that very post? :eek
I think I would like to see that.

HOLY SHIT THE QUOTES HAVE LINKS NOW?

:high5

Hey Gus! GIVE THAT THING TO FZERO AS YOU ARE BOTH ON RIGHT NOW!

I'm a swimmer too. But only because I like it, we don't have club activities in Finnish schools

Oh shit, now I don't know where I put the fucker

Speedos or trunks? Oh wait, Europe, n/m

Speedos. Trunks are for pussies and faqs

Ok gus, I sent you some mail

I agree as far as lap times go, I agree, I am quite glad that a certain large percentage of the American population disagrees

Now I'm intrigued, Rank, it's like a bizarre combination of Public Access Television music and Dark Shadows shoved into actual class and taste

Apparently it's "not cool" to wear speedos in europe because "they look gay". Thus all the "cool kids" use trunks

Huh? I thought trunks and board shorts were only for mongrel, slavering, overweight American rebels

;)

Thank god finally!

Well by trunks I also mean these "swimming shorts" all the cool teens use in American tv series

EDIT:

And apparently Board Shorts are the same as "swimming shorts"

Nah nah nah, swim trunks are for the common folk, anyone who wears board shorts and isn't a surfer is a poser faggot

Well in that case majority of Finnish male teens are poser faggots


WHICH IS TRUE :lol

What the fuck is that

:rolleyes

DBZ's Trunks. He fucked his mom?
Like love? :(
I've been to Frome. :x

It was nicer than were I lived at the time. >:

Bridgwater. :lol

LUUUURVE IS THE LONLIEST MINDFUCK THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE
LOVE IS THE LONELIEST, LOVE IS THE LONELIEST

YOU BITCH

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'LL LET YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE LYING AROUND

:eek

>:

Naw, that was last night, she's with her folks right now

HERE, you can have a first look at a favor I'm doing for a friend while I look for the wheelchair picture




It's tentative title is "Our Glorious Chairman Andy Destroying The Lesser Wasteful Imperialists"

So which one are you Gus? Competitive swimmer or fitness swimmer?

I'm the latter, I've never been into competing, mostly because it seems to turn majority of people into assholes who either diss you if you lose or back stab you if you win. >:

Back in the days I used to be a member in the competitor team but I resigned, after my 3rd coach hinted that I should participate in the competitions or GTFO because "We're supposed to compete, not play around". This was hilarious, because the previous coaches had nothing against it that I wouldn't attend any competitions.

Apparently it's wrong to exercise a sport just because you love it, you have to aim for gold and glory 24/7

I was competitive all four years of high school, then I moved here and the only pool around is an indoor one at an athletic club that hasn't been touched by chlorine in five centuries. Only two years later, I now have a beer gut and no one EVER would want to see me in a speedo

PICZPLZKTHNX! :orgasm

The speedos have been disposed of a long time ago, for the good of humanity

Especially since they wear out and become partially transparent with age and use

Hopefully, every pair was eventually burned by the lumbering, unfathomable complex that it the American Waste Disposal system

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! PLZ PLZ PLZ! PICS PLZKTHNX! :wank

BURNED, DUMPED IN HEAPS OF REFUSE AND BURNED, NEVER TO BE SEEN BY MANKIND EVER AGAIN

So P.L Verne, how many page breaks is it required for me to get rid of Tyttöbakteeri?

That's a startlingly accurate recreation of a couple of front lawns around here

Wait, what the fuck is Tittybacteria? Does it cause SIDS

Exactly what titty bacteria sounds like, Gus. Girl Germs! Cooties! :eek

Ranny-K, You've gott it pretty bad, so we'll play it be ear, ok?
I know! :eek :stalk

Shrub is so great. <3

Heart Shrub!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart!

Heart Shrub sooooo much! <3

WITH MY DICK! :eek

I wanna trim her bushes!

..

Oh fuck, I forgot to do the thing that prevents those white lines. :x

Stop being such a fork, Verne :rolleyes

NONONO!

Happy times!

G'NIGHT Y'ALL :rolleyes

I need my prostate checked Shrub.

I gots a nice pointy stick.

My fingers aren't as threatening as Glowbellys.

I like when I forget to drink. I shoulkd do that more often though. :(

That is cold science, baby. ;(
What wrong with your version? :x

Fucking Rankeri, now I can't stop listening to that Wycliffe theme now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU

Wyclef theme?

NO FUCKING RANKERI! HE HAS TYTTOBAKTEERI!

How do you mean? :orgasm

If you don't get my spamusement references don't reply, lez' :rolleyes

yeah, what a dyke

totally

CiG's so gay, she doesn't need to shuck oysters and clams, she just coaxes them into opening

You made this one. :(
Haha, way to Pub Lover it up, DWP. :lol

YOU SHOULD!

I like how the motor boat hicky dusnt rly move on that grl

That was what I centred on when I made it. :x

Best boob jiggle vs head alignment. :x

:x

:x

<3

:x

my eyes can't get off that red mark between her fun bags. I honestly just go straight to the red mark for some reason.

i swear it's not bcuz of the ti*s

plz believe me

:meat

I love the taste and smell of bacon.

I love breeding, housing, and feeding pigs.

I love killing and gutting pigs most of all because it is almost time to eat bacon.

I wish I still ate meat. :(

:meat

Because I suck at it pub

Oh do you mean I didn't crop out the bottom and right on one of the pics?

I loled when I noticed the bottom right corner because I had been looking at the picture for twenty minutes by that point.

I didn't notice it even after Tadao mentioned it

Pub, I don't think it counts as looking when you're hugging the computer :(

SO, uh, none of my friends warned me that the new Kevin Smith movie actually showed anything, I figured the porno part would have been dealt with like the Donkey Show in the second one... and guess who wanted me to take her to see it

Wait! You see a nude Seth Rogen? >:

I am so close to pretending to like hjim now that it's cool to hate him. :(

:scene
You so do not, and if you did... PICZPLZKTHNX
<3 Shrub :(

Hey Danny, wanna know which of your mannarisms I find annoying? :eek

They're the ones I steal. ;(

I never, ever wanted to think that I would see his ass

It was unrelentingly dull, so we would start getting a lot more comfortable and then the movie would suddenly and completely kill any mood we had going

I just shattered an unopened bottle of beer. >:

It is the second bottle I've knocked over this week. :(

I have a brown stain onmy living room carpet from the open bottle I spastically let spill.

This new one annoys me slightly more as I at least got one damn sip out of the one I poured out for my carpet homies.



I am an alcoholic. :(