He was sitting on a bar of clay and don't know how to blur the background in Gimp so I just used the smudge tool. Normally I'd spend more time, but I've been up for too many hours. However, you'll notice that there are no little balls of clay residue all over his face, the baby wipe idea with the brush worked! :D

Jesus Christ dude.

Let it go, man.

Kitsa- If you could do a better job with the blurring I'll send you the original.

It's a good thing you added the ghostly outline otherwise I never would've thought it was a ghost.

I thought the same thing when I looked at the reference image.

So why aren't you putting this in the art shit forum. Y'know, so you have one whole thread to condense all of your co-dependent jack assery and leave the chat thread alone. Which some how you have managed to make worse.

Good question. To answer that, I would have to grab my lower lip and pull it over my head.
Do you ever have anything nice to say, Shyandquietguy? Or does doing that make your stomach hurt?

Good question, maybe it's because I despise social rapists.

Yeah ok. And the Jews should let The Holocaust go, and the blacks should let slavery go.

So what if we're forced to interact with rapists, murderers, scat enthusiasts, pedophiles and CLAYMATORS.

JUST LET IT GO I-MOCKERY

:rolleyes

(Also, there was a recent headline in Portland, Oregon's newspaper: "CLAYMATOR CREMATOR BLOOD MASTURBATOR STRIKES AGAIN." Coincidence? Maybe Portland, Oregon should just let it go."

I'm sure you've had helpless preteens scream that at you.

Why do you tell so many lies, Thrash0? No one likes a liar.

Why does everything you do reek of wonton Les Claypool?

Les Claypool called. He said he was insulted by that.

I'm pretty sure he would. Usually it's a financial issue to deal with sub-par claymators.

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No, just a tax thing.

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Shut the fuck up, you little stoner. All you do is talk shit but you add nothing to this site. How old did you say you were? You act 15. Did you even read the TOS when you joined? Or did you more likely just hit the "I Accept" button as many times as you could before the screen refreshed?

Moron. Pub left because of you.

So you admit the only reason you'll ever get hired is by either self-pity, someone trying to get a deduction or someone really desperate for the eighties.

And you top it all of with self-deprecating wonton humor?

How the fuck are you not dead yet?

You say that like you were friends with him (or anyone on this site)

Shy- you overuse the word "wonton". Was that the word of the day at school?

No, the word was "Passive Aggressive".

As in, "Everyone's bringing back retro stuff! Plus I work for cheap!" or "Well I hope you have a nice day." or " I never get anything right!"

Which are the exact things everyone despises.

No wonder Zug left you.

Shy- Passive aggressive is two words and they're not capitalized.

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See? You're at it again. Much like "Anti-harassment laws" or "How can you people be so mean?"

So did Zug ban you or did they make you cry like a bitch?

david cross is far too self-righteous for my tastes. i often feel like he's talking down to the audience, which is stupid because his points aren't really that groundbreaking or interesting

bill hicks i've kind of gotten over, for similar reasons. bill hicks is kind of like marijuana, if you're not over how great it is past your early 20's you're probably some kind of immature man-child

I love David Cross, if only for Arrested Development. As Tobias Funke he was the best damn closet homo around. Everything he does other than that is just icing on his sweet pink mouth.

inb4 "lik thrash lol" from pram

i've only seen bits and pieces of that show, and tbh i didn't really like what i saw. blasphemy, i know ;(. maybe i'll try it out for real one day though and realize "hey this is p. great". but i also think curb your enthusiasm is a horribly unfunny show, so who knows

david cross' standup is just a bunch of easy points shouted (more like 'whined') out by some asshole. yeah man we get it, nyc is great and the south is full of rednecks. it's not like i haven't heard this from like, every new yorker i've ever known ever

SHOWS THAT R GOOD

WONDERSHOWZEN (i haven't watched this show since it got cancelled but boy howdy was it funny)
TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB (the fifth season was horrid, the fourth season was ok, but the first three seasons are tops! oh man that chrimbus special was putrid too)
THE SIMPSONS (before like season 11 this show was gr8)
SPACE GHOST COAST 2 COAST (i wish this show was still on :( adult swim released some dvds after volume 3 and they were barely advertised and really poorly made but i bought them anyway because this show was amazing)
UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE (probably the best sketch comedy show ever, for real)
PARKS AND RECREATION (i never watch this show but the episodes i saw of the second season was fun! i like the guy with the mustache, dont remember his name though!)

i'm probably forgetting some shows but fuck it i should be doing my bio homework

What I don't understand about this post is you quoted something I said in a completely different conversation before said post.

If you are going to use my gold at least use it correctly and in context.

I would go find that answer out myself but that would require going to Zug. One time was more than enough thankyouverymuch.

I bet he got banned for catching a moderator in a tremendous double standard.

Which was after everyone called him a needy little faggot in unison.

Pentagarn, I believe he quoted you to attempt to annul all observations on him. Via patronizing like a mother fucker. Such as sending me a PM stating I won when I cornered him on the theft of small time artists.

ROngi! I believe Mr. Show would be on there! I should probably not be vouching since I've only seen clips and one whole episode. But it's worth it!

Parks and rec is probably the most lazy unfunny thing I have ever seen.

Shy, you are a desperately sad loser. Fuck yourself.
Pent, you are an obnoxious loser. Ignore yourself.
Thrash0, you are an evolutionary anomaly. Study yourself.

Ok Pram. I was staying out of this, but you don't try to insult pent. Or the other dudes even. You came back to make peace, yet all you've done since you got here was fight some dudes and then try and lick the sack of others. What you're doing is so see-through that you should be made of fucking glass. Some kind of child molesting, can't get it up unless blood is involved, unemployable glass. Go back to zug if you're going to bring this shit here.

He's the best analyst therapist around.

i've never heard david cross' stand-up but that stupid donut sketch from mr. show is enough to keep him on my "comedians i like" list. probably only for "'tv' is a nick-name and nick-names are for friends and television is no friend of mine!"

It's going to be a day.

I like David Cross in small doses.

K0k0- For a site that prides itself on mocking people, the people doing the mocking sure can't handle themselves being mocked. Alright, I'll stop if your friends will. Over on Zug we have the expression "the humor stops at your target's face". I believe in that. What you're seeing is not transparency with regard to my intentions, but anger that arises when you try to rig the game. I am genuine if you'll give me a chance to be, but when I'm angry I don't care. Compare that to how you treat people when you're angry. We aren't so different, duder.

You have to give respect to get it. I'd rather drop both sides of the argument into the ocean and piss on them as we watch them sink.

How dare you make fun of my diplopia.

FYP

fuck off fuck off fuck off

(this was directed at pram marvin)

i don't really like this show :(

srsly though, i don't get why people think CYE is funny. every joke is the same. larry david says something out of turn and then a bunch of grown ass people curse like they're 13 years old

"you my nigga?"
"yes, i'm your ******!"

yeah i think i've only seen one episode of that show and it was the crazy eyes killa one.

I forgot how true that Chef Rongi comic actually is, even after all these years!

So you're saying Bill Hicks is like the Chuck Palahniuk of comedians? This doesn't sit well with me, since there are about 800 million authors better than Palahniuk but there aren't 800 million comedians better than Bill Hicks. It's almost like saying that getting over Bill Hicks means you've gotten over stand-up comedy in general. BUT THAT IS MY OPINION :(

OMG Les Claypool doin' Morphine.

:geddylee

you a pickle pimp.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING DUDE.

You're entire existence has been clearing your name on this site because people make fun of you for being a stupid pussy clay faggot.

You feel the need to constantly explain yourself and clear your name with every single insult thrown at you. You never let it roll off your shoulder and you explain to everyone that *insert life event no one gives a shit about* is why you were a dumb faggot in the first place.

And you honestly want us to believe that you can't get a job because of it.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

I'm pretty sure the reason why you haven't gotten a job is the same reason why you've never gotten any respect.

You need to pick one of the following things to do:

Stop taking people so seriously and lighten the fuck up

or

Die

Now if you pick the former I doubt it's going to help much HERE, but it might actually work wonders for you in real life. You might get a job, some friends... who knows dude maybe eventually you won't be a claymator.

Dude, no explanation is needed; I think every time someone uses that phrase the first thing we think of is that they're responding to something Pam said.

What is so wrong with doing something that is difficult and that not many people know how to do at a high level?

You're right about the rest, except for the part about me thinking it's keeping me from getting a job. It's not. It just hurts my feelings, is all.

To me, CYE is like Seinfeld with all of the bitterness and none of the wackiness. It's George Costanza with likability taken away and a fuckload of name dropping added in, basically.

:tvforum

Wow, this almost made me chuckle. You're close to finding the funny.

it creeps me out just a little.

I feel like there's a tiny Larry David inside my head showing all sorts of horrible things.

He's stifled by my inner Emo Philips and Norm Macdonald, though.

There's nothing wrong with being a clayanimator just like there's nothing wrong with being a guy who is pursuing a career in VCR and corded telephone repair

Look if your chosen trade had any cultural relevance, then we might be inclined to take it more seriously, but there hasn't been any serious clayanimation done in mainstream pop culture since the California Raisins.

Besides, clayanimation doesn't fit your personal style, if you are going to go with a culturally obsolete medium to choose as a career path, you should go with one that does. Might I suggest singing in black face? That would fit the whole racist thing you like to do.

I am going to go with the algebraic English approach to this.

The biggest loser on the internet is Pram Maven

Anything he says is likely loserish and wrong

Therefore when he calls me a loser, it means I am a winner (negative of a negative and all that)

Thanks for the compliment Pram! :rock

I could repair that glass, but I would likely be more inclined to recommend a replacement due to massive factory flaws in the product

I AM NOT RACIST, YOU #$^#@$%&$#^&$568

As far as the clay animation thing, like I said before, I'm not trying to get a job as a clay animator. I'm trying to get a job as a stop motion animator. In stop motion, clay animation is highly respected. That's not why I do it, but it has benefits if you are good because once you can do clay animation, you can do ANY form of stop motion. It actually becomes easier because the material doesn't yield to your fingers.

On the other hand, swearing a lot isn't very professional. Would you like a hand job? That is how we greet each other in my field.

I thought you were having trouble getting a job with your hands (clayanimation), so how is it that you able to give a hand job but are unable to land one?

Hey don't yell at me, I'm not the one who is thinking of becoming a singer in black face.

I wear gloves.

That doesn't answer my question. It just tells me what you use when you are a part time fluffer

Why, are they dusting the children for fingerprints now? I don't think that works on skin.

It's all just JOKES. Just as I assume the stuff you've made up about me is. Pram Maven does not mean what you think it does. Why can't you leave my- no, wait, I'm getting a pang of...ah...yep, there it is- I don't care. My mind's made up. You're funny, and I don't care.

Pram, I don't want your little real serious answer via PM, I am bored with trying to teach you anything at this point. I thought you finally got it but then you came back and proved that you in fact do not get it at all. So now you are just a toy, so when I say "how is it that you able to give a hand job but are unable to land one?" I expect you to either answer here seriously, or give one of your lame duck responses that Zug would give 'trophees' and 'smileys' to, either of which I can amuse myself and others by responding to. Your serious answer via PM is not what I want. Anyone else could have seen that by the facetious nature in which I asked the question.

:themoreyouknow

OH! Haha,

I can give a hand job but can't get one because I'm not high enough in the jerking order.

Hmmmm, on second thought, don't respond at all. That was unfunny and the only proper responses would be equally lame such as "you're the top jerk in my eyes :rimshot"

Oh yeah, that too. Except I would say, "your eyes are bloodshot from jerking in them, :rimshit.

Which would be not only unfunny, but also confusing.

Also that was old when Tucker Max said it years ago

Thank you, Humor Auditor.

guys, stop fighting with pram maven. he has aspergers. you are essentially picking on a retard

...i just realized that some cool people on here have aspergers too

uh what i meant was, pram maven has severe aspergers. yeah

:eek

And one day, when if you say something funny, I will audit it for you

i use to think i had aspergers, then i realised i prob. just had avoidant personality disorder

people use aspergers as an excuse to be assholes, just embrace and admit you're an asshole I say

It's what I do

Sad fucking loser? I'm not the one who did a shitty caricature out of sculpy as currency for friendship. Which wasn't even recognizable WITH the greyscale filter.

whew, ok cool ;(

i used to think i had it too. then i actually MET people with aspergers and was like "yeah, i'm way less socially awkward than that"

jeannette x had aspergers, and she was a pretty nice lady. kind of didn't get jokes, but it's all good

MILHOUSE

bill hicks isn't anywhere near as untalented as chuck pahalniuk, that horrid piece of shit. there are still some bits of his i find funny (the sucking your own dick thing is hilarious). but to be honest, i don't really take the artform of stand up that seriously anymore. i would have to say my favorite standup is prob dave chappelle, and he never really goes too deep into social issues. his bit on grape drink is fucking hilarious, though

jeanette talked about poops and dildos, though

:lol

i don't remember poop talk, but i remember jamesman made some whiney thread about how dildos make it harder for men to satisfy ladies

jamesman kind of sucked, in retrospect

i didn't know that was a thought so much as a reality

Yeah, I was going to say that Jamesman kind of sucked in real time too

Who do I pickle for that thread title change?

My money is on MLE.

I just saw this - he reminds me of Pram Maven, only funny.

I think it might be contagious because I haven't been able to type coherently today. Everything that sounded right in my head has come out confusing and insulting. :(

nah dawgs, it was willie who changed the thread title

and scabs and boogers and earwax

i can't even do that anymore. chojin didn't change it when he edited it either i think

some weird thing with the bigger threads

well, i highly doubt it was rog. he doesn't really come around these parts too often

mew barios? nah that's unlikely

WAS IT YOU MILHOUSE >:?

I think it was the FBI

IT WAS ME :eek READ ON FOR THE SECRAT

I can't do it the old way anymore, just like everyone else. Editing the thread's original post doesn't work anymore for some reason, so I'm only able to change thread titles if I double-click the name of the thread and then quickly hit Esc to stop the page from loading. Double-clicking brings the thread title up in a text box, which can then be edited.

This may only work for mods. Non-mods should try it on their own threads and see if it works but DO NOT CREATE THREADS TO TRY IT OUT, FUCKERS. I AM A SERIOUS.