Flagg- Fucking funny. Probably more like this, though.

Pram Maven at the employer.

Employer : So I ran through your concepts and I'm getting a little concerned that you're not qualified for this.

PMaven : Why?

Employer : Well, all of your submissions look either like Clint Eastwood or look as if you tried to intentionally make them look bad.

PMaven : I'm getting better.

The employer remains silent until Pram Maven leaves.

Pram Maven on a date.

PMaven : So Pamela.

Erica : It's Erica.

PMaven : Oh! I'm so sorry! SIlly dumb me. Durr burr durr burr.

Erica : Haha.

PMaven : So Erica, what do you do?

Erica : I'm a dentist.

PMaven : A mentist? Oops! Durr burr durr burr!

Erica : And I also have kids.

PMaven : You didn't say that before.

Erica : Well you never really gave me the chance.

PMaven : Fuck you! Fuck you you lying fucking cunt! And I don't use the word cunt because it's offensive but you are a fucking cunt!

Pram then storms off.

SOUNDS LIKE THESE POSTS WONT BE MUCH DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.

My last dump looked like Dane Cook.

Dane Cook! It's a good thing everyone hates him.

I used to have one that looked like Kevin Meaney, but I sold it on Ebay.

So you see k0k0 have success with scatological humor and hope to cash in on that bandwagon.

Here's the difference, k0k0 scatological humor is usually funny, Pram scatological 'humor' is just boring and unoriginal. Stay in your lane, which I shall dub the vacuum lane

Once I crapped a turd that looked like a racist joke, but I was embarassed by it so I crammed it back into my asshole.

See my previous post

my god. Dignity, Pram. Dignity. It's precious. You're squandering it.

Have to have it in the first place to squander it ;)

Then again, I cram everything that looks racist into my asshole.

I was able to get The Final Solution in, but had to pound it in with a hammer.

You should sculpt them into something

I'm a fucking shut-in virgin and I've lived more of life than you have Pram.

Is this Dignity, Kitsa?

Looks kind of like Chris Farley without makeup.

I would, but they're too soft. Maybe I could add some paraffin.

Pram your posting 'style' reminds me of Microshock's. He also thought non sequiturs were an effective means of discourse. And much like you he often could not get out of the way of his own lack of skill

Oh, cool, 'cause I was just reading Microshock's posts this afternoon and thinking "man, I don't have a posting style. I need to mimic him, until Pentegarn says something".

I don't think he even has a bit of self-esteem.

And I really don't understand how cheap put downs are any different from laughing at someone.

"It stops when you're laughing at their face"

Good god, I love how your sense of morals are just as superficial as you. You'd laugh at a woman slipping on a turd and dying as long as it's not in front of their family.

If you wanted me to simply take part in the conversation and go with the flow of it, I'd do that. I'm not limited to one thing.

Also, I'd have less posts if I had a fucking edit button.

No, Shyandquietguy, the only time in my life I ever laughed at a woman slipping and falling on a turd was when her family was there and she smashed into them and they all bounced down a steep hill and they all caught fire at the bottom.

I don't even think you can even do casual going with the flow. The last post I saw you attempting to do anything serious was half symphesizing with Kitsa by announcing food art being temporary.

Good lord you're fucking retarded.

You would be wrong. What is the current topic of this thread?

You're right, though. I was totally symphesizing. On my Simphesizer.

thats how i feel when i laugh at your poss

edit: posts but i guess poss is more fitting

Actually, they didn't all catch fire. One of them fumbled it.

your poss are fumbling in shit so i guess its ok

fwiw the term is "ephemeral".

and why did I need sympathy again?

Hey guys! Zebra disco! Aren't I wacky?!

Love me pleeeeeeease :'pathetic

You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?

you're racking up something alright

Also how's that ulcer are you dead yet

the person laughing at all of that

wait i guess tha tmeans I'm saying I feel like you ;/

never mind i feel like the turd

:lol

I feel like the person running in the opposite direction to make the parade be over with faster.

I think he was hoping his sob story about ulcers would soften our hearts of stone, the ulcers are probably made up though. Or this is what he meant

Pram: hey guys, I have ulcers

Ugandan child named Ulcers: Help! The racist pedophile Oregon based animator is taking me to his 'hidden love cave'

Did she sound like she was concerned about he food stuffs getting rotten or missing her pieces at all in that thread?

Bah, I had a summer much like that, with the addition of a broken ankle, and I continued to bring quality posts* to you all.


*debatable

Poor Ulcers :(

Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

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Look at this hilarious prank call to Kellogg's head quarters:

I WISH MORE OF THEM WOULD COME HERE

I know Kahl, Pram and his poor, poor asperger ulcers.

I take it back; I thought you were all fat and stupid losers, but it's apparent that Thrash0 is the only fat and stupid loser here.

Everyone else is thin and stupid.

So what happened to the whole "Take pride in the community! You're making it terrible please stop!"

the aspergers community?

That has ulcers, Kahl. The Asperger's with ulcers community. The only communtiy that can fully emphasize with Food artists.

Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.

Okay.

Ulcers and aspergers.

How to stay away from www.i-mockery.com/forum forever.

THIS THREAD

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I received a large sum of money and I am tempted to spend all of it on books about Stalingrad.

Guys, you do realize you're all ganging up on a legit severely socially retarded person.

You do realize this, right guys

Look at me! I'm Rongi! :lol

Rongi man this ain't I-Maturity.com

How to not rape children.

(lol he'll never figure this one out guys)

We're not doing facts.

Try "homeless".

ok this made me laugh :(

let's see, we've

-made fun of someone because their dad died
-made fun of someone's daughter, who may or may not have killed themselves, to their face
-said a bunch of racist things to a spanish guy and then made fun of him because his dad got killed by the police or something

oh yeah, and not to mention Drunk Drivers Against Anime Fans (which ruled and still rules)

Juttin's dead dad or ScruU2wice?

There are lots of dead dads on this forum.

everyone should rongi backwards this post

:lol

wtfs with all the russian spambots birthdays today

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boobs :)

Man, Hyacinth was a little bitch to get killed by a wayward frisbee.

That would work if my mom were alive you no researching fuckwit

F - -

If you are going to imitate steal my gold, (by the way, that is SO Carlos Manstealia of you) then you could at least be funny while doing so, however I do have this video response for you

woah i forgot that those silly carpet toilet covers existed that's crazy

:lol

new candidate for worst role-playing game ever

Those carpet toilet covers suck because the lid keeps slamming down unexpectedly.

Also, I read "ulcers and asparagus" and it almost made sense on another level for a moment, which should have immediately disqualified it for use here.

Or something like that.

Juttin's dead dad

Everyone kind of called "foul" on Chojin when he did that

to scru2wice, i mean

I don't remember me caring at all.

what, about juttin's dead dad or scru's dead dad? scru was a good guy! juttin was horrible and fat so who cares about him

:Comic Con interview

Pram Maven: (leaning forward into the mic) "I think, it's hard to tell who is good and who is bad on a site where the context is part of the joke. I stretched Pram's legs a bit far last season, but in this one I'd like to develop the role a little more and flesh it out into something less one dimensional. We start out with Pram in Season 1 as this clueless villain with no apparent motive for being that way, and as the I-Mockery series progresses he becomes initially more self aware and eventually peters out into a more sympathetic character. I don't want to give away any spoilers, but I can tell you that there are aspects of the show's antagonist that haven't yet been explored, which we're getting into this season."

dammit, pram maven, even when you use a parenthetical reference to denote your actions instead of the asterisks, it's still intolerable.

Sorry Kitsa. What would you prefer? [serious]

If you like I can just type the actions in caps...

GOES TO THE FRIDGE TO GET SOME MILK EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES HIM FART BLOOD

do you narrate your actions IRL?

do you walk into a room and say "PRAM MAVEN ENTERS THE ROOM, LOOKS AROUND, SHEEPISH GRIN LOL"?

No, but I've always been an actor and incorporated gesture to get the full spectrum of the written word.

There are actions in books, are there not?

I'm just struggling with the concept of not having them. On Zug, actions are allowed, but emoticons are not. Here, you have emoticons. It just takes some getting used to, that's all. If I don't type the action of what my character is doing, do you just imagine what I could be doing? That's like using only half the alphabet.

I don't know about you, but I think in pictures and a lot of the time those pictures are moving. Actions are a big part of human expression. In fact, entire stories have been told with no dialog whatsoever.

...can I ask why actions are forbidden here?

Dude, shut up

posting is forbidden

TEARS OF A CLOWN

WHAT IS THIS ANIME DOING BY JAMES JOYCE

GET OUT OF HERE, JAMES JOYCE!

HUMOR REFERENCES NO ONE ELSE GETS

INSIDE JOKES

SNARK ON LOAN FROM SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS

seppuku bukake tsunami

Walks into a room, logs into I-mockery and reads Prams posts. Vile like vomit rises in my throat as I roll my eyes and wonder why he still posts.

^ narrating my actions does not make my posts any better, or yours either Pram.

Yeah, with about the same conclusion.

I just realized that I ate a whole bag of candy corn in less than two days. And this isn't even the "good stuff" that you stock for halloween.

Dammit.