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That is really wrong, dude. You shouldn't post pictures of little kids. It makes YOU look like a pedophile.
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Haha, just kidding. I know you don't have a job. |
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The TARDIS is parked out back. Please don't steal it
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I haven't seen that vid in so long I wasn't sure what the hell was with the Charlie the Unicorn pic. Then I read b_squared's post again and was all, 'ah i see now'
That's 2 almost funny things you have posted Pram. Now refresh my memory, is that the sign of the Apocalypse that comes before or after the red heifer is born in Israel? |
Can you shut up about Pram Maven now Pentegarn? He keeps replying, and then you keep replying, and those are two of the worst things that can happen on this forum.
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Yeah, ******ette does mean something already.
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What does Pram Maven call children that can run faster than him?
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So what's this Pram Maven guy's deal? Is he just really annoying like so many other past mockers that just eventually disappeared? OAO comes to mind. Is he just a big doucher that craves attention? Or are you guys just being mean?
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Pram Maven is the reason why President Obama won't sleep on his belly.
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Pram Maven's first post, which has since been deleted by our moderator team, was essentially just a rambling and incoherent rant about wanting to get some of that PRESIDENTIAL PUCKER.
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Oh okay, well f*ck him then.
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It's surgery time! Sinus-o-clock!
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(leaves, proceeds to talk to homeless man) "Now boy i dont mind if you beg on this corner with me but dat aint the problem. problem is that to be homeless you's gots ta have no mo' then 5 Red Pickles, and I'm sorry homeboy but we can't have you givin' us a bad name *shakes penis violently at passing cars*" |
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Adding the LOL emoticon to a large percentage of your posts doesn't mean you are adding humour. You are using it to laugh at your own jokes. |
What the fuck do you know about funny you smarmy prick? The only Marx you find humor in is Karl Marx
Hey I know, tell us another story about another chick you didn't fuck. I can laugh at how lame you are that way. God you suck more at closing the deal than the cast of Glengarry Glenn Ross But maybe I shouldn't give you such a hard time, when this: is what you look like cruising chicks. The only thing I should be expecting you to land is a restraining order. Though i am sure that story will bore me when it happens too |
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It makes perfect sense, you are just an idiot
Wait, here's one more your speed "In Soviet Russia, jokes tell you" :( Enough of this, I am going to my job, you may have heard wild rumors of these 'job' things, it is how people who live outside of fantasy land get their needs provided to them |
No, it doesn't make sense, why would I laugh at Karl Marx? You're trying to make fun of me being a socialist, you shouldn't say I'm laughing at him you moron.
And don't bother editing your posts afterwards to try to HURT ME more, because it's just shit. I was making a face in that photo, and I made fun of myself when I posted it; why would you take the same joke I already alluded to about myself and try to use it against me? What the fuck are you even doing? |
You keep adding more to your posts because you think you are adding more hurt. Post it and leave it, you can't make it any better with some quick editing.
EDIT: See you later Pentegarn, you dumb fucking shit! |
Enjoy that Versed, k0k0!
Also brb taking a train to Dallas to see MCR. Be back in a few days. Implying I post here anyways |
Good luck, don't haunt me
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I came back to clear my name early this year, and stayed because doing that was futile and I'd rather put good energy out than negative. At least, when I'm not hurling insults or making withering GIF's. |
Also, when I joined, it was 2006 and Obama wasn't in anyone's collective consciousness. For the record, no mod has ever deleted any post I've made and that's been my only beef with them. They've even posted as me and renamed my threads.
The meanness is largely for spite, HickMan. ALSO WIK, I DO NOT HAVE ASPEGERS. I do have OCD and tend to dwell on things. |
See, Zhukov, Pent thinks he is superior to you, even though you joined before him.
It's this sort of illogic that creates tyrrany with incompetent leaders. I, for one, am glad that you are a socialist. It's refreshing to see a different political view than what's being shoved down our throats. By the way, I support SOCHI2014. |
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What are you even talking about? Don't answer. Don't ever answer. |
Aspergers was pretty much your only excuse :\
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I was just hinting that I found a bigger picture of your favorite hockey player. I'll sculpt him soon.
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Nope. However,working around toxic chemicals in an unventilated room can produce Aspergers-like cognitive effects. I also drink too much coffee. Most of the time you see me around, I'm crashing.
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It's my only real character flaw.
Have a good day, man. I'm going to bed, got the stomach flu. |
I'm a pretty laid back and cool guy, and believe that all people are inherently good. But sorry, man. You can't hold up your own and you're a little douchie.
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It's true, Hickman can get along with anybody and he doesn't want to get along with you.
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Sorry, brah
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Pram Maven, just checking in to tell you that you suck
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Afghan internet sucks too much for playing videos. Thanks a lot for reminding me, dick.
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hey man i'm not reading the responses in this thread for the past few pages because i don't want pram maven to influence me to sin HOWEVER i came for the "boners ahoy" can somebody please direct me to these "boners ahoy"
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"DEAR PERSON WHO HATES ME, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SHITTILY SCULPTED ACTION FIGURE AND BE MY FRIEND"
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Rest in Peace. :( |
Hey so I didn't know Pram played guitar! I saw his band play today, they were pretty good:
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Don't blame it on the OCD, Pram. I get by.
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Hey Zhukov, you arrogant fuck, you are unfunny, your political views suck, and your hatred of me is a compliment cause it means I am the opposite of what you like, which are things that suck like communism and celibacy.
Also where is that boring story about how you didn't close the deal on yet another lesbian roller derby chick? I don't know what is more pathetic, the fact that you are doing the most useless job in all of history, or the fact that the one fringe benefit you might get out of it you manage to fuck up cashing in on. How long have you been trying to land trim? 2 years now? I have had relationships with emotional meaning that were shorter than that. If you are going to go for the shallow existence, you could at least be proficient at it. Grats on landing Pram as an ally though, puts some real validity in your view of me :lol :rolleyes Thanks for the accidental compliments loser |
Regarding the Marx comment, the Marx brothers are regarded as among the greatest comedy teams of all time by many respected comedians. The joke is your comedic knowledge is so lacking that your favorite comedian is Karl Marx (who happens to be your big hero, so it is a double burn). The part where you are dumb is you didn't realize this.
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(reading these in a Russian accent gives them the full effect) "I just flew in from Siberia and boy are my arms.... actually that is lie, nobody can be affording to fly" "Take my wife please, I can no afford to feed her under glorious communist system filled with glorious shortages" "Homeless comrade walks up to me and say, 'I have not had bite to eat in weeks' I say, 'of course, nobody can afford to be eating with the food shortages' " "Homeless comrade walks up to me and says, "can you spare 50 rubles for sandwich?" I say, "If I had 50 rubles i would be in breadline for sandwich of my own" Good stuff, no wonder you like his comedic stylings. |
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By the way, just a hint; celibacy is by choice, and if you are trying to say that I don't get any sex you shouldn't have said I was celibate. You fat stupid ape. As for my sex life; I'm certainly not going to keep you informed and up to date. Quote:
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Oh, and Karl Marx was German, not Russian. That's a pretty well known fact, even for NON PINKOS. "I dont give a shit about your crappy pinko leaders, why would I bother to learn that sort of stuff when its just going to end me up in a gulag, and also something or other suggesting that you are homosexual" |
Don't blame it on 'toxic chemicals' either; it's only clay, not fucking fluoride or something.
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Wow, that was a lot of lame in so small a space.
Bottom line, you suck, and are useless as a human being. |
And you are right, i don't give a damn about accuracy when insulting your heroes. Most normal people don't focus on accuracy when making a joke, which is why your jokes suck, because you seem to want to tell jokes like Dennis Miller. Note how everyone makes fun of Dennis Miller though, because in comedy, it is funny, not facts that matter.
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You are seriously mental. Most normal people don't focus on accuracy when making a joke...? What the flying fuck are you on about? We know you are more a fan of the 'scatter gun' approach to comedy, where you just post a billion moronic sentences at Pram Maven in every thread and hope you get awarded a green pickle for your efforts.
Accuracy matters when you are trying to insult me and you can't manage to find one single thing about me to make fun of. Accuracy matters when a sailor blew his load too close to your mother's bloated cunt and accidentally managed to conceive you. Pentegarn, you fat, ugly toad of a man, go and pick a random new person to fight, you are moronic and boring, and I don't want to talk to you anymore. Twat. PS: can a mod please delete or move all of this crap? |
If you don't want to engage, if you think i am so unfunny, why oh why, my puffed up little poppinjay, have you not chosen the ignore option?Just click my name, and hit ignore. Until you do that, you are just another whiny bitch.
But no, you instead take an unprovoked shot at me, then get all whiny and bitchy when I fire back. You are the worst kind of human. You are basically a coward and a fool who can't understand what they read, and then goes with that as a valid response to their detractors. Don't pin your stupidity on me just because things i post are over your pin head. |
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One more thing, i notice you keep mentioning pickles, you seem to have some sort of hate for the system, and I wondered for a moment why, Then it hit me, tangible evidence that I am indeed more funny than you and post more posts that people like than you must infuriate you. I understand now why you badmouth it so much, just remember though you were the one who kept pointing at them in the first place. I was content to let everyone with eyes and a brain figure that little piece of glaring testimony that basically puts lie to your whole little crusade against me. But you kept surreptitiously pointing to it. That's on you man
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Zhukov- Wow, seriously? Clay is made of petroleum. Which comes from the ground. When heated, petroleum wax becomes toxic (double boiling it releases fumes). When it is BURNT, it becomes C A R C I N O G E N I C.
Worse, some pigments in plastalina contain cyanide (cyan is not just the name of the color, dumbass). Don't tell me the chemicals I am around are not harmful. I have been trying to make non-toxic clay for as long as I can remember and once the ingredients are hot enough, ANYTHING you put in the double boiler becomes a carcinogen when it reaches gas form. On the other hand, please do melt some clay in a saucepan at 450 degrees and inhale deeply.* |
*especially if your name is Thrash0.
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Wow you turned on your new best friend Zhukov quickly.
Your loyalty makes me :lol |
Oh, I can't wait to see what ColFlagg has to say about that.
Now I need a dikdik munching popcorn. edit: re the whole chemistry thing. |
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Flagg- It's good to meet a clay expert.
This is oil-based, with several grades of microcrystalline as the binder. Thrash0, fuck off. The grease that makes the more brittle waxes stick to the marble dust and talc is petroleum jelly and the oil is mineral oil. The heating element is either a heat gun or a stove burner; I only recently started using a heat gun because it was faster and I have not observed any health issues aside from a burning pain in my stomach and the constant need to urinate. The two pans which make up the double boiler do not come in contact with food, except I do put wads of chewing gum in there sometimes and I've used them as an ashtray. ...this is the chat thread, don't expect a straight answer. I think it belongs in Art Shit, though. ...Dad. |
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Yeah, I'm not exactly cursed with being too observant.
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I doubt that. :lol
So when are you going on bended knee and ask him to visit you with a tiny clay dong? |
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Jesus you fucking suck.
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Oh, sorry... That was Cjadthenord's schtick.
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Brahs, I got a test tomorrow on Drugs and Behavior at 8:30AM. I've barely studied for this thing but I got like everything write on the practice test
It's awesome being smart :hat |
That should have said "right"
Man this not having an edit button thing is the gayest |
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You came here to defend a furry
You stayed to be ridiculed by a bunch of strangers on the internet |
Not to mention Rongi requiring to post to make up for a mistake.
Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted Don Carlson is a dumb faggot. |
You what Shy, kill yourself. You're not a positive influence on anyone's life.
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MY KINGDOM FOR AN EDIT BUTTON |
Except for prospective busnisses.
Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted Give him asbestos, don't worry he won't notice anything. |
Hey Rongi, This Year's Model is the only Elvis Costello album I could really get into :(
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Pram, do you have a dead loved one/relative we can make fun of? I'm trying to think of the most effective way to get you out of here, help me out here
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My sister died a year ago, but I'd rather you not make fun of that.
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maybe we should just all rongi backwards him ;/
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guys dont fall for it. we'll make fun of his "dead sister" and he'll act all crushed and mournful and right when he's about to leave he'll be all, "HAH! JUST FUCKING WITH YOU IM THE ONE THAT RAPED AND KILLED HER SO I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT."
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Honestly, he's not very consistent! I think My Aim Is True is really boring, save for Allison and Watching The Detectives (omg I love that song watching the detectives everything about it is perfect). Armed Forces was my favorite album of his for a while, but I think I over played it and I can't really listen to it anymore :(. Get Happy!! only has like two good songs on it. Trust has like 5 good songs. Imperial Bedroom and King Of America are really wonderful albums |
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Don Carlson's sister is dead due to him fucking her. |
I thought I was gay! How could I have fucked my sister to death if I love the cock?
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Attetnion employers of Don Carlson A.K.A. Pram Maven. Keywords Attn:, attention, Employers, employment, hirees, help wanted
Don Carlson is a dumb faggot. Bar none. Edit: Esoulim, you forgot the word "Dumb" in Pram's Title oh wait no that's just pram attempting to diffuse by going with the flow. PRam is fucking dumb. |
My cat also died a week ago. He got run over. Found him under my lamp post.I still have him, though.
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