I made your avatar again. The pictures I used for reference were of him older, though. Hope you like it.

Oh, should have said where. It's in the Smoothing Clay thread.

I haven't posted here in like a year but I see Pub Lover went a page in this thread without posting. Feels wrong man.

I can't believe you did that. It's awful.

As promised I will bury the hatchet (IN YOUR FACE) and stop going out of my way to hate you for no reason (IT COMES NATURALLY AND I HAVE LOTS OF REASONS).

I'm not going to be your friend; I don't like you. Nobody likes you here. I can't believe you wasted your time making a clay sculpture as a present for me; how could you have not known that it would be a waste of time? I've never been nice to you, even while you were working on that tripe. How could you not have known?

I did this on purpose, and I always had the intention of not being your friend. I said the last one was awful and broke my promise... why would you make another one?


You will NEVER be liked here, nobody gave you a "fair chance" because you were dumb, and your constant posting just makes it worse and worse because you are showing us what a desperate and pathetic person you are. GO AWAY.

Why do you keep coming back only to get slapped in the face time and time again? It really is an abusive relationship.

"I hope you like it."

I really hope you feel this punch - it was aimed at your face.

I do seem to remember Pram Maven being a pretty shitty poster but I can't remember why.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN I MISSED YOU :(

TEARS OF JOY

Emu did you bring ScruU2wice and Matt Harty too?

FUCK that MetalMilitia guy, though

I got your PM :)

I'm going to try to post here more often. Being unemployed gives me a lot more free time!!

No I never talked to anybody on this forum outside of this forum. I guess I'm e-asocial or some shit.

It seems like a lot of people that left came back recently though. It's like how all the Sephiroth clones gather at the north pole to fuck or something.

You wouldn't know talent if it fucked your mother.

Unemployment is gay :( What've you been up to in the past year and a half

Rongi came back a few weeks ago too. Guess what, he's younger than you think he is. :eek :eek

Uhhhh

I lived in Florida for a while and then I got a job selling old video games, then I was fired from said job because the boss's son didn't feel it was necessary to remain awake during his shift or do any of his work and when I complained about it I was told that I destroyed the owner's relationship with his son. And he was talking shit about me to the customers, who were in turn telling me that he was the reason they would no longer come to the store. Also I was promised a raise for two years and never received it so I got fired the day after I asked what the fuck.

Oh and I was robbed at gunpoint by a crackhead.

I moved back to Illinois.

Sounds good man

I spent the last year and a half posting on I-Mockery

Not as exciting as getting hella mugged by crazy people though

Rongi gets mugged every couple weeks

It wasn't really a mugging since I was working at a motel at the time although they did take my wallet and my Mother 3 Courage Badge keychain and attached keys. The pewter one that they only made one print run of. :|

Fuck man, you just reminded me that I never got very far at all in Mother 3 even though I was literally waiting for YEARS for that stupid patch to be done and released :(

I GOT MUGGED ONLY LIKE TWICE EVER IN MY LIFE >: >: >: >:

also, sup emu

sup

Go finish it, not even kidding

It's nice that there's no "HEY, CATCH ME UP ON WHAT'S HAPPENED" shit thus far.

Zomboid I was playing Splatterhouse 3 just last night. Fuck that thing in your signature. I lost all of my lives between him and the teddy bear boss :|

It's easy once you learn his bullshit pattern and don't jump at all. The teddy bear, on the other hand, is a total cunt.

I also messed up and hulked out in the room before the boss on accident. So that didn't help.

Y'ever beat Persona 2? :lol

I enjoyed the Sephiroth analogy.

You did do one thing funny finally though Pram.

You assumed a guy with no honor would behave honorably if you poured your heart into a project just because he said he would. He is right about you though, you are dumb. Everyone could see what he would do from a mile away cause, you know, no honor.

Next time deal with those of us who have the courtesy to treat you like shit straight up. We'll say no deal, but at least we are trying to help you directly even though you don't realize it

I actually got to literally the very end and stopped for some reason. Should go beat it.

I hate when I sell shit on ebay and people take several days to pay on something they won and then get all uppity about it when you ask them :|

I feel you man, I hate it when I buy shit on ebay and in the end I end up having to pay them

:UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER

By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

I just realized I've had an account here for 8 years and most of the people posting here are the same folks that were here when I joined. Don't know what to think about that

Nah dog, we got plenty of new people around here. Kitsa, k0k0, Pentegarn, Thrash0 are all new

Esuohlim you should get on Twin Peaks. And play Deadly Premonition if you haven't. It's 2010's best Twin Peaks Simulator.

would someone who tends to think david lynch doesn't really have anything to say find twin peaks interesting?

Wellllll

Twin Peaks is a TV series so you're not going to see a lot of the abject weirdness of, say, Eraserhead. There's an actual mystery plot to it and some supernatural stuff in a similar sort of vein to the X-Files at parts. The main reason to watch it is for the extremely eccentric characters and the awesome direction. It influenced a whole lot of shows that came after it and if you like the Simpsons you'll see a lot of stuff they referenced throughout the series.

The first 10 episodes or so basically play out like a soap opera before things go completely batshit in the second season so there's that.

I don't know when I'll ever have the time to check out Twin Peaks, but I've been curious about it.

David Lynch I've come to feel is kind of a nothing, especially compared to his influences (Bunuel, Jodorowsky, Fellini). Eraserhead isn't really a big deep metaphor for anything, it's Lynch's disturbed meditations on raising a child in an increasingly complex and alienating world. The first time I saw it I was 16 and didn't really know anything about surrealism, so I was like "oh man I have no idea what's going on therefore it must be brilliant!" Now that I "get it", I'm like "oh man this movie really doesn't hold up too well on 2nd viewing".

That being said, I think his aesthetic is unique and interesting, but I don't think it signifies anything meaningful. Lynch's view of the world is very simple and kind of banal.

I think there's a lot to be enjoyed about Twin Peaks regardless of your opinion of Lynch's other work. Like I was saying, it's a completely different medium than he usually works in, therefore, he has a different audience, a co-director (Mark Frost) and a lot more corporate overhead that keeps him in check. At the very bottom level I think Twin Peaks is worth watching just because of how important it is to all of the television that followed it. I also feel that it mixes the feel of a serious cop drama with a sidelong glance and an ironic tone very nicely. It's a one-of-a-kind show.

That's always been a show that I wanted to check out-I'll have to download it once I get back to the States. Did it only run for two seasons?

I think so, yeah

oh and there was a movie too

It's on Netflix, if you have that. The first season is 10 episodes, the second season is 20.

Also don't buy the DVD set, I hear they cut out the hour-long pilot (which is a really important episode since it sets the tone for the entire rest of the series) and there's a lot of audio fuckups.

maybe i'll check twin peaks out during my winter break, prob won't have nothin better to do ;(

As much as I like Twin Peaks it's not one of those things where you might actually be retarded if you don't like it. It's like anything Lynch does, it's not for everybody. I say this as someone who watches almost no TV so take that as you will

Haji sells all kinds of shit on DVD. I once picked up the 'Arnold Schwarzanegger Academy Award Pack'. Now, I'm not sure if he ever got an Oscar...maybe for 'Twins', but still, kind of a funny name. It had every oddball movie he's been in. From classics like 'Total Recall' to some I've never seen. One was called 'Stay Hungry' with Jeff Bridges. You get to see 70s Sally Field's ass, so it's worth a gander.

Maybe I can find 'Twin Peaks' in their Bazaar somewhere. I kind of doubt it, but if they have the entire series of 'Knight Rider/Air Wolf' then I'd say anything's possible.

I find the second season DVDs in the budget rack at basically every dollar store in the States so who knows

Never the first season, weirdly

I didn't see it mentioned here but I might as well be a know-it-all ass and let you know the movie's a prequel.

David Lynch sort of falls into the Tim Burton category for me, in that you pretty much know what you're getting.

I think the 2nd season was pretty much the one where everyone was like "oh, fuck it."

Yeah. From what I understand there was a lot of meddling from the higher-ups in the story and Lynch got kind of fed up with it. Hence the ending.

I don't really watch anything on TV either, save for Breaking Bad. The Wire, IMO, is probably the best thing to ever air on television. Brilliant on every single level.

Emu, if you like Lynch, and assuming you haven't seen anything by the guys I mentioned before, check out That Obscure Object of Desire, The Discreet Charms of The Bourgeois, The Exterminating Angel, The Holy Mountain and El Topo. All good stuff

I tried doing a re-watch marathon a few weeks back and somewhere around the middle of the second season I started feeling really weird mentally. I eased back off to one ep every couple of days and all was well again.

Twin Peaks is a hard show to marathon, even though it kind of makes you want to. A lot of stuff happens in a pretty short time frame.

I haven't, and I will, thank you :)

SOMEONE MENTIONED JODOROWSKY

Thank you :rock

You know, I used to not watch tv shows a lot either, but before I deployed and during, I've run across some pretty decent stuff. I've watched Mad Men, Dexter, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Californication, Game of Thrones and Wilfred.

Maybe it's due to my extreme boredom that I have to deal with here sometimes, but most of those shows were entertaining enough to sit through. I wasn't a big fan of Californication, but I still watched it just because I had nothing else to do or watch.

I knew my tastes changed when I actually started laughing at 'How I Met Your Mother'. Now, a guilty pleasure.

I keep missing Archer and Wilfred. No DVR . I'm going to have to rent them on DVD.

not that i realyl give a shit but isn't there a television thread this could be in you guys

The chat room thread is for boner talk only

I'm about to give myself a boner then rub that boner then go to sleep. It's 1:15 over here in AfWHACKistan....so gentlemen, I bid you adieu.

Boner stories.

Once I was taking a nap and it was the middle of July so it was kind of hot. I was laying on my stomach and apparently my junk was pressed up against my abdomen. In a sleepy daze I got up to go pee but my dick was stuck and I had a half-chubby going I was apparently too tired to realize it and I peed in my own face. Boner stories.

Boner troubles.

Getting a boner while you're out and having to use the public restroom. Especially if the seat doesn't have that open front end. Boner troubles.

Boner issues.

My Prince Albert became magnetized and now my boners always point north. Boner issues.

There won't be a next time.

Shameful boners.

You have a boner and the TV is displaying Golden Girls but the remote is too far away to reach. You finish anyway. Shameful boners.

man who cares, the chat thread is like the only thread that gets any traffic anyway

It's the only thread I really frequent. Making a whole new thread seems like such a hassle. Oh BTW I just rubbed one out as a quickie. Hopefully now I can get some sleep. The other night I finally fell asleep and then I heard "IDF IMPACT. SHELTER IN PLACE. DON IBA." Which pretty much means, 'hey, we got attacked. put your shit on and grab a gun'. These terrorists are SO inconsiderate.

ALSO isn't a bunch of people talking about movies/tv shows more interesting than a bunch of us telling pram maven he's a retard

but w/e back to boner talk

Hickman, have you shot any terrorists in the boner?

I am honestly surprised Pram Maven still posts here. I mean god damn this shit was going years ago

Boner status: Flaccid, but looking

Every Goddamn day.

going on a date tomorrow

hopefully she'll touch my boner

on vacation I got sun exposure on my bonar

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 744624) :UPROARIOUSLAUGHTER By the way, every time Pram Maven posts from now on they're getting dumped in a special thread because I'm sick of this bullshit. The five of you who still give him a hard time will be more than welcome to do all the fighting there

Suddenly it all makes sense. You only pick on the people who have everything going for them. Creative people with Aspergers...Geniuses who outshine your intellect. One by one, you struck them down and called them retarded and tried to get them to kill themselves; Jakeofalltrades: author. Lycurgus: film maker. Gabby Gaga: Artist, poet. Pram Maven: musician, composer. Don Carlson: animator, sculptor, filmmaker, voice actor, sound designer, writer.

Ah ha ha ha. Enjoy your life, Shithouse..or what you call a life. It will NEVER be great. None of yours will. And that is how I win this. That's how I beat you. I don't even have to do anything, it's just the way things were designed to be.

This is the last post you'll (n)ever see me from me, and I hope it echoes in your brain for years. You have nothing better to do than focus on other people. You are neglecting your own life and what you need to be successful. You ban people who can defend themselves!!

And to Roger Barr, the guy who created this site: Let it go, man. You're not the same pissed off dude anymore. Delete the forums. The rest of the site is great. You have the voice of a rock star and the wit of Sartre. The longer this part of the site is up, the more there will be people out there who hate you, and the less you'll be able to enjoy anything because you'll be in controversy constantly defending yourself from everyone you've wronged... Or worse, people who stumble on the site will close the window without giving it a chance because all the fighting here is making I-Mockery look bad. It's out of my hands now, but remember: what you put out into the world is what you'll get back. Karma is a bitch's boomerang with your name on it, and everyone gets one. That's the only fairness that exists.

To the people who did accept me; Pub, Gus, Fathom, Flagg...I'll miss talking to two you. You're both good people and I wish you the best.

Everyone else can suck my spoons.

Wish I could print that post.

I'VE BEEN PHONIN'
NIGHT AND MORNIN'
I HEARD YOU SAY
'TELL HIM I'M NOT HOME'

NOW YOU'RE CONFESSIN'
BUT I'M STILL GUESSIN'
I'VE BEEN YOUR FOOL
FOR SO SO LONG

GIRL DON'T LIE
JUST TO SAVE MY FEELINGS
GIRL DON'T CRY
AND TELL ME NOTHIN'S WRONG
GIRL DON'T TRY
TO MAKE UP PHONY REASONS
I'D RATHER LEAVE
THAN NEVER BELIEVE

IF THIS IS IT
THEN PLEASE LET ME KNOW
IF THIS AIN'T LOVE
YOU BETTER LET ME KNOW
IF THIS IS IT
I WANNA KNOOOOOOOW
IF THIS AIN'T LOVE, BABY
JUST SAY SO

I will bet you anything Pram Maven will be back here within a few months

hahahahaha

Thanks a lot, Pram, you fickle bastard, I didn't overtly hate you and I didn't even get a mention.

I even got drunk once and almost put a virtual sympathetic arm around your weasel shoulders in a moment of weakness.

For this ingratitude you receive fuckyous in perpetuity.

I didn't know asperger's was a remissive disease. :rolleyes Let alone anyone with talent were the only ones who had it. :rolleyes PS: All goths/emos have aspergers! Take that down neuroscience!

PS: The grossest boner story of all! Okay, so I rubbed one off and got into a shower, I was feeling kind of off that day. I got out of the shower and was drying myself off and before I was about to dry off my face I noticed a long grey thread/hair/I didn't know what it was. Then I TOUCHED IT :x

wat

PS: see you tomorrow.

How can there be 75 people viewing this forum and none of them posting >:

I have nothing to say.

AND IT WAS YOUR PENIS :eek

User's currently online: ThrashO, Sacks, eddiecrocke, AChimp, carolilsv, garypymz6l, dejonl1hv, victobhhw, ejfasdss, danie4ij4, elx, Emu, Pram Maven, darkvare, Fathom Zero

"IM LEAVING GUYS FOR REAL, I DONT EVEN CARE. BUT I AM GOING TO STICK AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE COMMENDS ME ON MY FINAL STAND BECAUSE I NEED VALIDATION EVEN THOUGH I HAVE EVERYTHING GOING FOR ME (lol, dammit couldnt keep a straight quote)."

Hey Pram, go sculpt a clay dick and fuck yourself with it before it cools.

It's great because if he makes a retort he'll look an idiot (not because I said "See you tomorrow", just because it will be a normal, poorly thought out post made by him)

ALSO THE NEW REPUTATION SYSTEM IS IN EFFECT >:

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go away

milhouse we need you to cleanse the thread in holy fire

Here's something that has nothing to do with anything. I never realized how creeped out I was by bathrooms with windows until I visited someone who had one.

It was okay during the day, but at nighttime I was completely freaked out to use that bathroom. There weren't blinds over it, just sheers, and it was at street level next to a walkway :(

I'm afraid I don't understand windows in bathrooms.

so you can look at stuff when you're taking a poop, duh

what else am i supposed to look at, my feet?

It wasn't at toilet level, so I guess you would be looking at birds and sky and the corner of a tree, and whoever walked by and was peering in at you.

Our shower had a window once. We covered it up.

I had the irrational fear that I would be in there at night and look up to see someone standing there, looking in at me.

Is this Pram Maven shit over now? That shit was boring as fuckkkkkkkk.

Yeah he's gone now. Sorry for exacerbating that situation, y'all.

but Pram Maven is a boner ;/

where's the pram maven dump thread so that i can discuss our treatment of the gallileos of our time: gabbygaga, jackofalltrades and other characters

actually i dont need a dump thread thats all i wanted to say :(

HOW IS MY NEW SIGNATURE?