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On the PC. The game is okay. Imbalanced to favor the defenders, but okay. Quite pretty on my computer. Battlelog is utter horseshit and the reason I will never buy BF3, which is a tragedy since I was really looking forward to a grey-and-brown-bullet-explosion-gritty-manshoot for the first time in a while. And the console versions look like balls by comparison. |
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so i have important news re: pram maven, guys
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Ugh.
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the news is he's banned
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Yay
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banned from the forums...
but he still has the password... to my heart |
just flipped on the i-bapery switch
woah |
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I don't even have Xbox Live Gold. If you want to send me one of those nifty 12+1 month subscription cards, I'd be more than happy to.
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I sure hope his infraction points are actually his phone number |
OH NEVERMIND IT IS A NERD NUMBER :x
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:lol
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It's like crawling out of the sewer's to see daylight.
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GW should banned too, considering he's from portland too
Nah jk hes ok i guess. He should prob stop doing heroin tho |
If only Pram knew the secret to acceptance was drugs.
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all you need is drugs wah wah wawawa -j.lennon
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:lol at pram trying to get the google links removed
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Well it was a long journey but probably the right thing to do, we had done about all we could to him, maybe he can now move on with his (attempt at a) life.
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he tried to help there at the end :(
sort of. In his Pram Maven-y way. |
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REPUTATION UPDATE (CONGRATS CHROJON)
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:lol
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GIVE HIM LOTS OF PICKLES THRASHO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HE'LL TAKE IT AWAY FROM EVERYONE.
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That could've been, too. I was distracted when I read it.
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Hey guys how's it goin? I'll be leaving tomorrow evening for what will be the better part of two months. I'll post on here if I ever get the chance, who knows. But I <3 you all.
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Be safe :<
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I just found this on stumbleupon:
 P.S. Thx Emu! If I get dead the few friends I have on facebook that are on here will find out! |
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CONSIDER IT "THE PRAM MAVEN CURSE" BECAUSE OUR FORUM WILL FOREVER BE RAPED BY SPAM BOTS.
YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME THE CHAMELEON. |
Oh man :lol I wish Pram would go hang out with that crazy guy Rez brought up.
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call it Google Karma
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link juice
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Hickman- next time you're stranded at Bagram let me know. I gots the hookup, sometimes.
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Also, there used to be some sort of thread for this but my brain's so burned out from last week that I can't remember where it was. So here's this
link to clearance monster paint-your-own-bobblehead set. |
i bet pram maven posted a link to this website on like a spam bot index or something
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or he interfaced with the spambot system like the end of the matrix.
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Aw man, Hickman. I am cutting a pizza in your honor. Quarters or eighths?
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And Shyandquietguy...what kind of pizza? |
Digerno four meat ultimate pizza.
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turkey potpies, cheap white wine and some oldschool Dr. Who, here. Shaping up to be a mighty classy evening.
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I'll be back when I stop hallucinating.
Love, k0k0 PS. What the pickle? |
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THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE. ACCEPT THIS -> :) |
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I's takes what I's can gets
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Wasn't offering sex, just so we're clear on that. I was offering a contact who flies out of there all the time.
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Also, what you can get? Thanks.
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ANYWAY, what does your contact do exactly? Does he defend FREEDOM?
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Freedom and alcohol, I believe.
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My panic attacks are back after being gone for years. All cuz of this fucking surgery. I hallucinate for 3 days straight, then get panic attacks that send me to the hospital. And my nose smells weird (like bad body odor) and yellow/red bloody mucus keeps coming out of my mouth hole. This bites.
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Does he fly to Thailand frequently?
Koko: :x aw man I am sorry to hear that. :( |
The worst part about it is, when I came out of the hallucinations, I realized that I had cut my hair to look like a lesbian and shaved off one side of my mustache/a lot of my beard. I had to cut the rest to even it out.
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incoming:
Super Dick Fuck Asshole Bros Part 3: Revenge of the Nazi Pussy on Crystal Meth |
sounds rad
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I WANT TO BE A DRUG SNIFFING DOG SO I CAN SNORT COKE ALL DAY LONG
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So, is Pub Lover dead or what
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He leaves and comes back weeks/months at a time.
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Milhouse, you should listen to Roy Montgomery or Dadamah. I think you'd really enjoy them.
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40 OUNCE IN MY LAP AND I"M FREEZIN MY BALLS
so apparently i told a bus full of people that my ex girlfriend liked anal sex last weekend while i was really drunk ugh |
That makes me :lol because I am thinking of how that must have looked from the sober passenger perspective.
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Ok so here's what happened
Some girl I was with was talking about how anal sex is gross and blah blah blah (idk how the subject came up, i hope i didn't bring it up because that's such a grimey thing to bring up out of nowhere). so i VERY LOUDLY started to talk about how much my ex liked to have anal sex. granted, i was far from the only drunk person on the bus so hopefully everyone forgot about it but those sober people must have been really grossed out at what an asshole i was being basically i'm never drinking again ever |
Hey, you're just bragging dude. Nothing wrong with that. And really, it doesn't matter if nobody you know was there. I was taking this chick to see some stupid statue of stevie ray vaugn downtown because she really loved him. There were tourists all over the place, so I pulled my dick out and pissed all over the statue. I wasn't gonna see any of them ever again and I didn't know any of them. And the chick was revolted, but hey, whatever.
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I HAVE SIMILAR EXP.
I finished up this fence today for a customer, then got stoned out of my mind. My other job calls and goes "Wanna work tonight at 5?" I say "Sure" So I'm relaxing and I look at the clock and go "Fuck i'm gonna be late!" so I'm getting all my shit together, I have the wrong shoes and the wrong shirt, and I show up to work... ...2 and a half hours early. Then I go check out petsmart for a good 2 hours (it was totally worth it), come back and this is how my first table goes: "I'll have the filet, medium rare, asparagus and a house salad with honey mustard no onions or tomatoes." "what" It's the first time I've smoked in about 3 months, and it was a good $20 worth all at once. I originally wasn't working until 8PM at night the next day (32 hours to myself) |
Every time someone brings up anal, all I can think of is that Tucker Max story where he plied a woman with seafood and booze and she ended up shitting all over him or something.
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There will always be Tucker Maxes in the world.
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so im reading posts on i-mockery forums and as im laughing I laugh so hard I start shitting wtf
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I think Pram Maven needs to come back so you have a sense of purpose again :(
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I couldn't watch always sunny the other night. My face hurts really horribly when I smile or laugh. I can't just watch half of it and then come back to it, I gotta watch the whole thing because of my selective ocd. So I got to the part where frank sings the song "I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, can't be kids, they gotta be big" about 10 times. I eventually just said screw it and dealt with the pain because I really wanted to watch the episode. I hope this face pain goes away fast. I can't watch anything funny.
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k0k0 I feel for you bro. When I was 12 I got into a bike accident and destroyed my upper lip and nose. I had 20 stitches in my nose, lip and inside my mouth and my dad thought it was a good idea to take me to see Scary Movie.
When the gym teachers nut sack fell out I felt about 10 stitches pop. |
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I thought you said that your teacher's nut fell out of its sack.
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THE I'S HAVE IT
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i spent the last month making trips back to my previous house from the new one, slowly moving everything.
so, several trips into the mountains. with each trip, the greenery got less green and the weather dropped a few more degrees. i fucking hate the fall. fuck you. dicks. |
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Esuohlim question: Why is the Milhouse in your signature normal flesh colored instead of yellow. I just noticed that. >:
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FUN FACT: Camacazio's blog is the top google result for "BONERS AHOY"
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i hate winter it makes me want to die
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Winter is three months of solid pain. Boring, dark, can't go anywhere or do anything, cold, depressing pain.
I try to temper this with the thought that that leaves 9 months that aren't brutal, but it doesn't help much. Also, I have a molar that I just -know- is just about to crack in half. I've been losing chunks off it for a while and it's begun that low electrical hum that signals trouble. As I think that particular one is more metal than tooth, this won't go well. That's adding to my particularly depressed state atm. Why do they have to make those delicious nature valley peanut butter granola bars as hard as fucking cement :( |
I'm down to 180 pounds. I eat once a day and since it's only gotta be soft food and no dairy, I've been pretty much eating a bowl of potato salad once a day. Maybe an egg or two when I take my antibiotic. I am trying to drink apple juice to get a few fruits in there, but god damn, I just want to be well. This year is really sucking.
This is the complaints thread right? I swear when we all get old and if we're still posting on this board, this is gonna be a sad, sad place. |
MY NEW HIPS GIVING ME TROUBLE :imockery2020
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I'm still 130 lbs wet.
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I was 150 at 20 and I looked like a skeleton. I don't wanna get back down there. Unless it's next halloween. That could be scary. Anorexics have it so easy on halloween. Loin cloth and instant skeleton.
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I fit into tight spaces. :D Now excuse me while I finish off this bowl of pizzas.
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When I was a little kid, I was really skinny and had long, gangly legs. My parents enrolled me in this modeling class/charm school sort of scenario and I was the youngest one there (and I hated it). One day, they had a discussion about what we all hated about our bodies. I remember some teenage girl saying "Oh, I hate how when I sit down my thighs just plop and spread out", or something like that, and looking down where my thighs were so skinny that even resting on the chair they didn't spread out.
Yeah, that was the last time I was skinny, basically. |
I think I'm getting closer to 170. I was around 150 for a while there, and I kept getting told that I looked unhealthy :\.
Being 230 at 15 years old and 5'6 in height was pretty gross. Note: I haven't been 5'6 for a long time. |
So you must be like 6'4 then if we are using the canadian pubescence cycle.
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So we're doing the fat/sick bit now, huh?
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I don't understand your question.
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