Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.

id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you

A thousand :D's

Im guessing he lives in the bible belt.

I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.

I said the same thing to myself today after work; I was feeling sore for the first time in ages. Plus, I was supposed to meet up with some friends, but decided to sit at home and read whilst drinking tea instead.

it would make more sense if your balls ached

:zing

Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.

ESU, knock it off.

requesting death toll

YOU RANG

Do you want to go to my NERF WAR?

dude get the glow in the dark darts

that way you can have

night wars

NIGHT NERF WARS! :eek

I GOT THESE GLOW DARTS SO I CAN'T LOSE THEM

If anyone here has a Spotify account I will be adding 10 halloweenish songs to this playlist everyday till Halloween. Feel free to offer suggestions. http://open.spotify.com/user/1237096...fuP49jhWvlOZwX

I was watching Return of the Jedi and noticed that on Endor, everyone has some pretty cool camouflage going on. Even Han has a jungle camo duster.

THEN HERE COMES A SHINY BRONZE ROBOT

My mawashi-geri is getting better.

HEY FZ do you like the Pretender?

She is so beautiful. I'd have a hard time choosing between my wife, Kim Deal and her.

drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs

Kitsa, which version do you like better?

Here was my most recent love mix tape to my wife.

The Cars - Let's Go
Bow Wow Wow - Do You Wanna Hold Me
INXS - Don't Change
The Cars - Just What I Needed
Cake - Love You Madly
New Order - Temptation
The Rolling Stones - Little T & A
Adrian Belew - Everything
Eno/Cale - Spinning Away
Ween - Stay Forever
Grateful Dead - If I Had A World To Give

Hey FZ do you like the Eno/Cale album?

Pixies, I guess. The Jesus and Mary Chain one was more 80s-synth-produced. Beginning almost sounded like some Love and Rockets shit.

There was no wrong answer, but somehow you managed to come up with one. I bet your the one who set fire to the L&R's studio :eek

Okay.

Well, I'm not wild about either version, but then I'm not the kind of person who would have said that I managed to come up with an un-come-uppable wrong answer, either. I thought you stayed further away from hipster territory than that.

Oh shit no you didn't.

Hey Kitsa. Do you have any Japanese in you?

Oho full circle

And to think I was your favorite new poster once

Bet you wish you could take that one back

Tadao, I got out of class and was treated to this thread full of my favorite things.

Which I shall elaborate on in a bit.

I wish I could take a lot of things back :lol

THAT WHICH LIVES ON FOREVER

Pretenders am good. My mums gave me a bunch of their albums on cassette. Word.

I've got no special love for The Jesus and Mary Chain or The Pixies, but The Pixies' version is... harder, I guess. So there's that.

I'm ambivalent about Bow Wow Wow, but everything else is classy, dood.

The Eno/Cale album is one of meh faves - some good shit there, especially Spinning Away. Cordoba is also tops, to me.

If someone dislikes Chicago, they're an asshole.

Now watch him slob your knob for basically saying the same thing I did

I'll also see those and raise you these:


And that totally wasn't the same thing! :O

I also liked the Pixies version because it was harder. Studio recordings come off as pussified to me, even if JMC did come first.

I'd have to agree with that statement, then. :|

And I still think that Tom Verlaine could've been kahl's secret dad.

HEy guys

farnk zapa

well bye

cptn bfhrt

IS IT COOL TO LIKE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN? :(

no it isn't

That was supposed to be an easy one you guys

Man fuck all yall jesus haters

sorry, buttface

Where the fuck is pubbles, anyway, I've been double posting left and right and he hasn't been hauling any topics in here to quibble over, he needs to step up his shit

So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


Dead.

Oh and doomsday is coming.

I'm might be the 2nd coming of either Jesus or Satan's child.

somebody has licensed bob marley's image and is using it to sell bottled teas in grocery stores

fuck the world

I just watched that new documentary on him the other day. It seemed like it went on and on and on.

Thanks a lot, Tad. I was 42 once - 10 years ago.

I'm half as old as Tadao.

SCARY, YEH

Which by transitive property makes Colonel Flagg 500x as old as me. Math and stuff.

:lol

Reminds me of the time you came to visit me, FZ:

:lol

wow fz you thinned out over the years

"As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has..."

I take issue with that. I'm pretty sure X-Entertainment has been doing two months of Halloween for just as long--if not longer. Speaking of which: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU GUYS FOR HALLOWEEN/THANKSGIVING SEASON?

meh I'm more pumped about the Mayan doomsday

Well my world used to be sunny,
and jokes used to be funny,
But now you're gone and everything's turned around

So I found a realistic Halloween mask in the store today.

"...A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October." -Canadian parliament, 1957

Isn't that adorable

A fitting time for someone to have made off with all of the Quebecois' syrup

FUCK YEAH CANADA

I went out to some woods tonight for a quick smoke session, and sat down in a thickly wooded part of a small game trail. I sat down, started taking a few puffs, and generally relaxed.
At some point, I started getting little itches on my arms and legs, but didn't really notice. Eventually, I shined my flashlight at my arm, and a bunch of daddy long leg spiders had climbed from a tree onto me.
I hate those little fuckers. They creep me right the hell out.

how can you hate daddy long legs everybody knows they are our friends

Imagine if it had been ticks

or fleas and you got the black plague like that little girl in Colorado.

I had a swarm of yellow sac spider hatchlings go up my arms once when I was gardening. Fuckers are venomous and mean biters. I went crazy batting them off my arms, ran inside, put my clothes in the washer, dumped in soap and bleach, taped the washer lid with duct tape, and spent the next week scraping spider carcasses out of the inside of my washer. If I hadn't been wearing one of my favorite outfits, I would have thrown my clothes away.

daddy long legs aren't spiders KNOW YOUR ARACHNIDS

yesterday i think i offended somebody at work because she was talking to me about something and suddenly there was a spider and clearly i was not paying attention to her, but watching the spider and making it crawl onto my arm. in my defense, it was a tiny jumping spider and jumping spiders are adoooorable.

AWWWW I DID ZOOLOGY WORK ON THEM. WITH THIS GUY: http://thomasshahan.com/



THEY ARE SO ADORABLE.

You should have made it jump on her titties so you can pat them down to help remove the spider :wank

dude yeah salticids are so cute and so fun because they'll interact with you because they have great vision

also tadao you forget where i live and the type of people i live near

i do my best not to touch any of these inbred fuxxx

I imagine you live in a daily episode of Art Mann Presents

i don't know what that is but if it involves fat middle-aged women with feathered blonde hair it sounds about right

they are aslo drunk and hicks

I imagine a bunch of women who look like Patty the Daytime Hooker.

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's the creepiest video i've ever seen

Really?

That's a lot like that guy hiking that rope-on-a-cliff thing in Spain

Went to the city that hosted my gallery show, walked around, went to a pizza place that used to put "fun mushrooms" on pizzas if you asked for them but doesn't anymore, went to a bookstore and bought some Ambrose Bierce short stories, came home depressed.

Did you try to be happy?

Yep

Was it the lack of mushrooms?

Possibly.

I don't think that they do mushrooms for anyone anymore, I think that died out 20 years ago. For the general public, anyway. There are all these rumors where you can get pizza with "special herbs" and "fun mushrooms" and all that, but I think it's just basil and regular mushrooms. I've never gotten anything off their pizzas. Maybe they do something for Dave Chappelle when he stops in, I don't know. I never saw him around, although I think his wife (?) might have come to my show.

Some website says you can tell your server to meet you out back by the dumpster for "shrooms" but I think they're full of shit.

Next up in hilarious miscommunication potential: Spastic is just a funny word in America, rather that being vastly offensive as it is in the UK!

That's got to have had even better results than 'fag' and 'fanny'.

4 realz

HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek

idiot you can't get aids from googling

unless you have an open cut in your mouth, that is

Hahahahahahaha

:highfive

god I remember some Mexican woman named Aida going apeshit because someone typoed her name as Sida in the system at the hospital where I worked :havedarkvareexplainit

Have I told you guys lately how much I hate you?

sida sings the blues

^^^carrot

baby carrots are my dog's favorite treatz.

Hahaha same here. Mine likes hers dipped in Hummus.

I'll be really sad when Charo dies.


:(

I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!