THE DEUCE IS A BOY

You had a shit that was a boy? That's impressive.


Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying something that needs an ultrasound.

I'm pinching a loaf right now. :eek

Happy free Slurpee day!

I just got offered a job you guys, but being lazy for 14 months was really fun so it's bittersweet

Thanks internet!!! Brb:rock

EVERYONE'S FREE SLURPEE IS ON ME TODAY, FRIENDS

1) I'm pretty sure linking to SA is a bannable offense here, but that crayon-bird-drawing thing they have on Goldmine looks so exactly like something that would be done here it poses a strong argument for some sort of halfassed convergent evolution.

2) I read a thing about the only Roman Catholic priest ever executed and it's fascinating.

*edit- in the US. In the US. I'm pretty sure St. Maxmilien Mary Kolbe and a good chunk of martyrs would qualify for "in general".

FUN FACT FOR THE DAY: searching for "coughing" in google images brings up pictures of people giving an invisible man a blowjob.

:lol

:(

Womti I'm going to give you 12 hours to make a case for why I shouldn't ban you. Post it in this thread. No less than 500 words. Cite your sources.

If it passes I'll leave you alone for now, but shitty spelling and grammar is an automatic ban so watch out. And have fun!

6 hours 30 minutes left

This is exciting :eek

That's not entirely fair; you should have had the deadline fall during public library open hours.

OH MILHOUSE, YOU SLY BOOTS YOU ;) ;)

It would've been kinda fun if he had actually written something :(

I think the implied pedophilia was more than enough to save him

but that's just one guy's opinion

So I figured out why people with fucked up spines like myself are not supposed to try lifting or using weed-eaters.

Feel like my got-danged arms are going to fall off, when they feel anything at all.

Also got it wrapped up in the neighbors' chain link fence in very short order.

You don't have Mexicans out there?

Ohio is like the bed bug capital of the world. So yes, they are present.

DUCKS TOUCH EACH OTHER