I don't have a stockpile of antibiotics here. I went because cat mouths are dirty and it was a deep puncture wound (imagine if you dug into the meat of your palm with a staple remover, that's what it was, approximately). I couldn't get it to bleed clean. And it was the hospital instead of the doctor because it was Friday night and no one was open.

And it was antibiotics because I'm an immunocompromised former cancer patient.

Please forgive me; I don't know WHAT I could have been thinking. :tear

Did you say "TURN THAT OFF BEFORE I GO ALL RAMBO ON YOUR ASS!!!!" That would have been funny.

Ahhh.

Because you were already augUmentive?

Was I?

I suppose it's auguable.

Fortunate drug protocol for comedy eh wot

This was a well thought out set up and DonVare has missed the layup. :(

To young? :(

Probably too young, and foreign language puns, references and jokes are always the hardest to learn.

i didnt get it either :\

oh

man i havent seen blazing saddles since i was like 8 years old

last week

I love Madeline Kahn so much :tear

Hahahaah 10k those are the exact 3 examples in the exact order that I used to explain it to my wife last week.

I miss Cleavon Little. :(

****** lover

I didn't know they did the Killer Klowns from Outer Space theme.



one of da best themes ever

They're a pretty underrated band.

i love meeting people who aren't from around here. mostly because they recognize that i'm not from around here.

most of the rewarding conversations i've had with strangers in the past year start with them saying "you're not from here." sweet.

this evening a former new-yorker said "this place is a nightmare." so nice to hear that from someone else who knows.

whenever my cat bit me when I was a kid my mom said it itched so bad because cats paws are so dirty.

also whenever my mom used to slap me or hit me it would itch afterwards so i thought she was dirty too :(