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Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Dead (Post 520588)
Thats so fucking selfish.

Haha. wow.
Yeah replace my emotional bullshit with
"PUT OUT, PUT OUT, PUT OUT!"

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 01:53 AM

I don't see a problem with loving and respecting your woman, etc.. But unless you're getting married, don't expect to come before all else.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:54 AM

I'd like to quote one of the great philosophers of our time

"Bitches ain't shit"

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 01:58 AM

STOP RAPING THIS THREAD

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 01:59 AM

IT'S NOT RAPE UNLESS THEY SAY "NO"

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 520599)
STOP RAPING THIS THREAD


sorry, my bad. do we need another story???

i have one!!!! *jumps up and down*

so one time, i hooked up with a guy who called me by different names the whole time we were in bed. at first i thought maybe he forgot my name, whatever. but then, it was random names.

Susan!!

Brandy!!!

Emily!!!

not even anything related. turns out, as he told me later, he wa reliving all of his exes while screwing me. nice.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:01 AM

How very classy.

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:03 AM

MOD INITITATION WAS ROUGH :x

Chojin kept going "here put this on while i go freshen up" and I was like ":("

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520606)
How very classy.

i just attract winners, don't i??

what about the guy that insisted on introducing me to his WHOLE FAMILY before we hooked up??? that was interesting.

executioneer Jan 7th, 2008 02:04 AM

WHOSE THE WISEGUY

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 02:05 AM

He didn't touch you anywhere did he?

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:05 AM


Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:06 AM

I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanhelm13 (Post 520614)
I think it would be more awkward after..I mean after the sex you meet his parents and it would be like "Hello Don'tknowyourname" and your natural response would be something along the lines of "I have had your son's member in my mouth"

Not to call you a slut or anything, but you get the general idea I'm putting out there, right?

i don't think you're calling me a slut. i'm honest -- when i want some, i go get some. but i do NOT need to meet the parents of someone i am hooking up with, unless it gets serious.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:12 AM

Allright.
And sorry. 15 year old virgin. Not exactly the most experienced person in the field of fuckin'.

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:13 AM

Yeah, I'm gonna say that move was a good idea.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 02:14 AM

gw, this is what this thread is here for

that goes for you too, mle, who complains to me in person

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:15 AM

Oh shit I just moved a whole heap of crap over from the Bedroom Stories thread and now it got all mixed in with what was already going on here :x

Esuohlim Jan 7th, 2008 02:16 AM

THIS RAISES AN ISSUE:

Wouldn't moving derailed posts to this thread fuck with continuity since posts go in positions related to the times at which they were posted?

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:19 AM

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EDIT: Testing editing button - Esuohlim
IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 02:19 AM

yes, but the point in moving them here is so that we can hope they'll continue it here rather than there.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:20 AM

Yeah, that's why we need a fuckups thread that everyone knows not to read unless they're fuckers

designating the chatroom thread for that is worse than what rog had in mind

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 02:20 AM

CHOJIN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE THAT STUPID FORT UP SOON

Vanhelm13 Jan 7th, 2008 02:20 AM

Continuity is for books anyway.
Forums are more of an amorphic blob of words.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 520624)
IS IT NECESSARY TO TAUNT ME JACKASS

hahahahaha oh shit oh shit oh shit


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