KITTIES!!1!1! awww

Man, at 5 in the morning I suck at similes.

Happens to the best of us, babe.

I always feel safe with Chojin's avatar.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

I HAVE 175 DOLLARS TO BLOW

TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCKING NOW >:

3 day long booze, drug, and sex binge?

man if i had a quarter for every time i did that I'd have about 5 cents

GIB ME YO MONEY

man what the fuck is wrong with me today i should have known better to ask you jerks what to do with money

i need my fucking coffee machine working
i'm just not right without it

Well then, you could start by buying a french press. Those are manifestly superior.

wait a minute


hmm


hmmmmm


hmmmmmmmmmmm



OMG! :eek

I SHOULD BUY A NEW COFFEE MACHINE! :eek

I JUST TOLD YOU TO GIB ME YO MONEY

fuck you for posting right then seth >:

HEY GITTAR WOMAN

HEY ITALIAN STERIOTYPE HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU

LOT BETAR IF YOU GIB ME YO MONEY

SNAP

>:

it'll be page break time in two posts
we gotta think of a picture you guys

Only one chance now.

IT'S MILKLIN

BLAH BLAH BLAH

KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN RELIGION!

PUB YOU BASTARD
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR THE PAGE BRAK IMAGE >:

AND THE REST OF WILLIE'S SITE FOR THAT MATTER >:

I haven't posted here for a while...
Sorry.

Sorry if I have angered you either by a period of non-postery or by the existance of this post. Sorry :/

OH BTW HEY GUYS :3

Why not at all Marc, we are always glad to have you around!

tHISI fuckning pal;ce

I love you. :sigh

I GUESS ONCE YOU REACH 8000+ POSTS YOU RUN OUT OF POSTS TO MAKE :(

I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:

You fucking slacker.

buzz lightyear dog

I thought you had a ladyfriend now.

We're really slacking in the posts department, lately.

Come on guys, let's bust out the A-Game for Retro Cat! He deserves it!

post

WTF HAPPENED TO F-CK YOU B-ITCH?!?!!

i used to check that site everyday and one day they stopped doing updates other than the comic and now i check the comic and it hasn't been updated either WTF

I do and this is what happened to Noob3 and CaptainBubba oh no :(

That bitch is making me not crave internets >:

Thats what happens when you can get naked lady for free and in person ;(

Esuohlim, don't worry about it, the internet will still be here when she dumps you, & if it isn't, I'm sure we can get Al Gore to reinvent it for us. :)

Hey! I was going to say that! :(



:rolleyes


:cumguzzle


:reference

:pub'sajerk>:

I was just trying to attract your attention & there are already enough 'Guitar Woman!' threads that you ignore me in. :(

P.S. I'm sorry. :(

I really like that panel. It's from when I was reading that crazy Achewood fan forum & they all went mad with the gushing love for Onstad. :lol

Speaking of Achewood, today's strip with Pat calling the radio station gives Fungusmongus an avatar if he wants it. Sure he can't have a regular character, but he can have the radio itself. :)

There should be more of Lyle in the strip :lol
I also hope they bring back Ultra Peanut, she's awesome :(

Ultra Peanut is rude & mean... Oh Wait! :pub'sajerk

There are only so many ways you can use a drunk tiger hitting people, but I agree that Onstad should think of some more.

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11112002
:lol

Philippe is so sweet, & Ultra Peanut is so mean. :(

This is eactly why AChimp hasn't got a girlfriend. >:

At least she's mean in a good way, unlike Pat. >:

That one about his bumper stickers was hilarious though :lol

"If this car's a-rockin, then barbers have no doubt broken into it to commit lewd acts" :lol

I'm surprised that Pat would put stickers on his car, as they no doubt ruin the finish with the non-vegan glue. :rolleyes

Wait, Lyle's a tiger?
:(

Yeah, I was surprised when I found out as well.

I'm still in denial, personally.

hey

SHE LET ME TOUCH HER VAGINA TONIGHT GUYS HOLY CRAP :(( :(:(:( :(:(:( :((:(

Hey Esuohlim, I don't want to lay a heavy trip on you or anything, but you're going to hell. :eek

Why did you type out the frowny faces manually instead of rapidly clicking it...it doesn't make sense...I have a headache...maybe I should sleep...

OH BTW







NOTHING >:

Oh shit, my head hurts I'm logging into all the wrong accounts. :(

omg

Don't worry, I'll already be there to welcome you. :(

...I'll be in the virgin suicide section.

I hear that's a problem in New Zealand. :(

We're very melodramatic here.

weren't you getting deported?

I think it was back in August 2004 that I mentioned that to you, & thanks to New Zealand's incompetent bureaucrats I am still waiting for a final decision. Sure I muddy the matter by constantly submitting variously almost off-topic forms to them, but I'm a selfish jerk like that.

is it a visa thing?

It's everywhere you want to be :(

BTW guess what game I just beat for the first time ever >:

solitaire?

Yeah. If I had money or qualifications, I wouldn't be having a problem.

No it was Metroid Prime 2 >:

And since when does Samus look like that horny teacher chick from FF8 >:

since >:

This thread really sucks

Yeah :(

What are you gonna do about it? >:

I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

Maybe Frank likes Sting and your and idiot for bringing it up. :)

Hey, weren't you banned? I think you were.

I came back to say Hi to Rongi :) Not much else :/ I figured I'm a ghost and this is the best section for me >: asshat

Welcome back! :)

hi, fartin!

I don't like most of Sting's solo stuff much, but I do like The Police. :(

Hello Fartin! :)

I was close to buying this yesterday and I bought Lumpy Gravy instead because it was cheaper >:

I NEED TO KEEP Y'ALL UP TO DATE since Apostrophe I also bought Joe's Garage, STFU and play ur guitar, and Shake Yerbooty. :(

Joe's Garage is the best 25 bucks I've ever spent in my life. >:

the best 25 bucks I spent was on a hair cut I got when my hair was long and annoying. It's called maximizing potential...

BWTHW is great, and the one Sting song isn't too bad, really. :(

Sheik Yerbouti is his best one out of all the one I've heard so far :D

I think the best $25 (euro, actually) I spent was a glass of Dom Perignon at Café de Flore in Paris. It really is drinking stars.

did anybody buy the talking heads box set?

If i get into Mockwars and I get to fight Guitar Woman, it's all going to be my Guitar Woman bleeding vagina ghost and talking in caps. Probably. :/

Hi guy's Ya i'm back for a little while :) I like the Mock wars thing...seems like the site is picking up again :/

No because I have all the albums but if it's NEW stuff then I will eventually I mean calm down geez >:

What music does your woman like?

Crap like Green Day and Yellowcard and The Killers and Foo Fighters and Weezer and U2 and Maroon 5 and I hate them all :(