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Girl Drink Drunk Dec 23rd, 2006 03:11 PM

All the goddanmed has melted, where I live >:

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Oh man Christmas :D

I hope I get Twilight Princess and the new four-disc Making of Freak Out! Zappa album :eek

I'm exicted, myself! :D

but every since i've been a "grown up" i go with everyone to pick out my stuff, so it's not really fun anymore ;<

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2006 05:48 PM

We still do it the "let's all pretend Santa Claus arrived last night haha whoa look he ate all the cookies and milk lol" way.

liquidstatik Dec 23rd, 2006 08:16 PM

sounds exciting :eek

sadie Dec 23rd, 2006 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I can hear children

not me. they're all in bed. finally.

noob3 Dec 23rd, 2006 10:35 PM

it's party time now, sadie

sadie Dec 23rd, 2006 10:56 PM

yah. play a little scrabble. work a puzzle. eat some white chocolate. party time...

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 24th, 2006 12:05 AM

Quick! Everyone scream so Sadies kids will wake up! Now!

liquidstatik Dec 24th, 2006 12:32 AM

>:

noob3 Dec 24th, 2006 12:42 AM

why havn't we banned this kid

ps - scrabble and white chocolate :D

liquidstatik Dec 24th, 2006 01:06 AM

mm i ate some goooodd banana pudding today
it was tastey :D

mischief Dec 24th, 2006 06:40 AM

did you make it yourself or was it in a cup???

Noodles Dec 24th, 2006 10:39 AM

ACK its christmas EVE some one kill me before the madness... :suicide

Grislygus Dec 24th, 2006 01:22 PM

I would, but, you know. Wouldn't want to waste a bullet.

ArrowX Dec 24th, 2006 01:25 PM

screw bullets there cheap and replaceable. I don't want to stain my shitty walls

HickMan Dec 24th, 2006 01:48 PM

I HATE ALL OF YOU

Noodles Dec 24th, 2006 02:06 PM

YAY

liquidstatik Dec 24th, 2006 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mischief
did you make it yourself or was it in a cup???


my dad's girlfriend's mom(:eek) made it :D

Esuohlim Dec 24th, 2006 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I HATE ALL OF YOU

Hey nigga show some brothaly love aight >:

Sam Dec 24th, 2006 05:03 PM

HEY MILHOUSE MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HickMan Dec 24th, 2006 05:04 PM


THERE >:

GADZOOKS Dec 24th, 2006 09:18 PM

Why doesn't joey get a second picture?

liquidstatik Dec 25th, 2006 06:07 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D

executioneer Dec 25th, 2006 10:24 PM

i think someone should get noodles a (smaller) sig for christmas

that thing is way too fucking tall

nothing4buddha Dec 25th, 2006 11:33 PM

omg merry christmas guys i got a digital camera and my sister might let me play her wii :O what'd you guys get?

liquidstatik Dec 26th, 2006 12:06 AM

i got a lot of stuff
but mainly a new cell phone :eek

Esuohlim Dec 26th, 2006 12:38 AM

I got no Twilight Princess, that's for sure. >:

HickMan Dec 26th, 2006 01:02 AM

It's alright. The ending of the game was total poopie

Zomboid Dec 26th, 2006 02:00 AM

Shhh! I got that and marvel ultimate alliance (360) for games and then a buncha dvd sets and a few single dvds, some clothes, booze, shot glasses, etc.

Absolutely spoiled this year and I feel bad for not deserving even half of it :(

MarioRPG Dec 26th, 2006 10:21 AM

I GOT SOME PRESENTS

Grislygus Dec 26th, 2006 12:53 PM

I got Sledge Hammer and that Deep Purple IN ROCK shirt. I am happy.

Noodles Dec 26th, 2006 12:59 PM

Holy High light shit I got a Wii

HickMan Dec 26th, 2006 01:50 PM

change your sig please

Lenor Dec 26th, 2006 03:42 PM

Merry fuckin christmas.. i got a new toshiba lappytop and its pretty

Pub Lover Dec 26th, 2006 10:29 PM

I forgot to disengage my ethics before coming on the site today, & I was shocked by how offensive this place is. :lol

Real world values don't work on the internet. :eek

Lenor Dec 26th, 2006 11:20 PM

your cool

Pub Lover Dec 27th, 2006 05:21 PM

What about my cool?

Dr. Boogie Dec 27th, 2006 05:44 PM

Don't lose it in a heated argument.

Archduke Tips Dec 27th, 2006 06:45 PM

Widdly widdly widdly wamp doo womp womp!

Noodles Dec 27th, 2006 11:15 PM

I got a new wallet that looks like a NES controller (on purpose)

Noodles Dec 27th, 2006 11:18 PM

it was from hot topic. I also got a shirt that says "penguins at the disco" on it...

Terra Dec 27th, 2006 11:24 PM

fuck off noodles

and happy new year, you fucktard

(that was for lenor)

xbxDaniel Dec 27th, 2006 11:34 PM

My uncle didn't fight with anybody this Christmas. This is a step forward.

Esuohlim Dec 28th, 2006 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
it was from hot topic. I also got a shirt that says "penguins at the disco" on it...

Oh man hot topic, i love that store. good thing there are over 600 locations in the country so that i'm never too far away from expressing myself as an individual by buying off-the-rack black parachute pants and a whole bunch of dog accessories.

Oh yeah and their '80s pop culture section is for retards looks like you made off like a bandit, son!

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 02:37 AM

lol i have wireless internets now :o

so i can be on the computer EEVERYWHERE :D

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 02:38 AM

within range of course :[

HickMan Dec 28th, 2006 03:56 PM

HIFIVE FOR FREEDOM

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 03:58 PM

*HIF8VE*

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2006 04:10 PM

There are 200 million blogs which are no longer being updated, say technology analysts. :lol

Jixby Phillips Dec 28th, 2006 04:12 PM

Suck my dick guys just kiding

HickMan Dec 28th, 2006 04:27 PM

you gotta say jk cuz some guys (aka fagats) would.

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 04:39 PM

i feel so shitty today, guys ;<

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Suck my dick guys just kiding

I don't get it. :(

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 05:39 PM

:eek

kahljorn Dec 28th, 2006 05:39 PM

how come white rat and danny tatom have the same avatar?

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
how come white rat and danny tatom have the same avatar?

Now Liquid Statik has my avatar! :eek

kahljorn Dec 28th, 2006 05:57 PM

HES A CHAMELEON :O

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
how come white rat and danny tatom have the same avatar?

Now Liquid Statik has my avatar! :eek

:eek

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
HES A CHAMELEON :O

:lol

kahljorn Dec 28th, 2006 06:07 PM

reptiles can't laugh what are you doing eatting bugs or something?

liquidstatik Dec 28th, 2006 06:12 PM


kahljorn Dec 28th, 2006 06:13 PM

so you're eatting automobiles or you ARE a reptilia autobot?

wait that's a mustang. or something. it has some kind of running mammal with flowing hair/mane.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2006 06:33 PM

Worst mustang ever. :(

HickMan Dec 28th, 2006 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
HES A CHAMELEON :O


THAT'S a chameleon

kahljorn Dec 28th, 2006 10:18 PM

whatever that black face doesn't blend in at all with that white hoodie deal.

chamillitary is funy though :(

liquidstatik Dec 29th, 2006 02:52 AM

whooo im beat :X

im going to little rock tomorrow yay :D

kahljorn Dec 29th, 2006 03:06 AM

man that place is hard to find

Noodles Dec 29th, 2006 02:35 PM

Because its little? (LOL I MADE A JOKE PRAISE MEEEEEE)

WhiteRat Dec 29th, 2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
whatever that black face doesn't blend in at all with that white hoodie deal.

chamillitary is funy though :(

I used to like Chamillionaire before he was ridin' dirty. Now he's just a played out club track.

kahljorn Dec 29th, 2006 08:22 PM

i dont even know who he was i just thought the word chamillitary was a fresh twist on two unfresh words.

liquidstatik Dec 30th, 2006 11:42 PM

BIIZZZY BONE

kahljorn Dec 31st, 2006 12:18 AM

so why can't I ever see the next page in this thread? I heard someone mention something about "Pictures" and somebody (pub guy) congratulating them for being smart or whatever but :(

nevermind mR. Danny Tatoms gay avatar cloning threw me off as to the proportions of this thread :(

WhiteRat Dec 31st, 2006 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
BIIZZZY BONE

Bizzy Bone sounds like he had his balls stomped on by a woman wearing high heels.

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
so why can't I ever see the next page in this thread? I heard someone mention something about "Pictures" and somebody (pub guy) congratulating them for being smart or whatever but :(

PAGE BREAK :O


Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
nevermind mR. Danny Tatoms gay avatar cloning threw me off as to the proportions of this thread :(

PAGE BREAK :O

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
BIIZZZY BONE

Bizzy Bone sounds like he had his balls stomped on by a woman wearing high heels.

yeah i guess :x

kahljorn Dec 31st, 2006 01:15 AM

Maybe somebody should break your balls, mr. danny tatom, with your homosexually gay Page hairstyle.

just kidding you're alright mister. ALSO IM NOT A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST LIKE THE WORD GAY, HOMOSEXUALLY.

executioneer Dec 31st, 2006 01:29 AM

there is some glitch that makes it give you a "no posts exist for topic" message in this thread if the next post will make a new page, so usually people use that as a excuse to post a picture

its tradition!

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 01:32 AM

what he said :o

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
Maybe somebody should break your balls, mr. danny tatom, with your homosexually gay Page hairstyle.


;<

kahljorn Dec 31st, 2006 01:37 AM

Traditions are for farmers. seriously. they use them to grow better crops by dancing under the moon and shitting their nutrients all over the bare fields :(

i dont know honestly i couldn't think of anything else to say.

next time there's a page break I'll try posting a picture but i never have pictures. In the mean time check my grave picture under, "Art shit" forum!

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
...pub guy...

Ick. :x

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2006 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i am seriously shocked by how many people thought clerks 2 was great. it was akin to watching kevin smith jerk off for an hour and a half while mewes kneels infront of him with his mouth open


HickMan Dec 31st, 2006 07:44 PM

I'M GETTIN' LAID TONIGHT

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2006 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Tatom's Avatar

Liquid Statik, your avatar is gay. ;(

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 08:43 PM

i kinda like it :o

MarioRPG Dec 31st, 2006 08:44 PM

HEY DANNY HOW ABOUT THAT WEBSITE OF YOURS.

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 08:46 PM

I installed wordpress, and im workin on the layout :O

I decided to say f*ck it to creating my own CMS, i think ill focus on design for a while :x

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2006 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
i kinda like it :o

Furry Breasts? IDK.

liquidstatik Dec 31st, 2006 08:52 PM

its cute :x

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2006 08:58 PM


kahljorn Dec 31st, 2006 09:32 PM

I heard a very interesting and romantic story once about a certain boyfriend who, on valentines day, drew a bath of champagne.

they both got infections in their private parts :(

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2006 10:59 PM

All 4 da ladyz.

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2006 11:44 PM

Hey Esuohlim, Christmas is over! It's time for your new year avatar. ;(

liquidstatik Jan 1st, 2007 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I'M GETTIN' LAID TONIGHT

that was my plan, but i dont think its gonna happen

=[

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2007 12:23 AM

Just because you wouldn't drive to Texas. :rolleyes

liquidstatik Jan 1st, 2007 12:38 AM

well i was TRYIN to get some here
since its a COLLEGE
and they're all legal
:[

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2007 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan


Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2007 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
well i was TRYIN to get some here
since its a COLLEGE
and they're all legal
:[

Always something, isn't there, Liquid? Always something. ;(

Terra Jan 1st, 2007 12:55 AM

Hey it's my birthday tonight. I'm not starting a thread but all fucktards need to take the night off. :)

Esuohlim Jan 1st, 2007 01:45 AM

shut up missy if i wantde to celebrate something completely pointless i'd sing happybirthday to my toilet >:

guys i think i'm drunk :(


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