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Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:24 AM

Post Count!

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:27 AM

i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:27 AM

Several people have asked me to change my avatar now. :(

STDmx also asked me to post a picture of myself, so that makes her crazy, & crazy people can't call for avatar reform.

I like my avatar. :(

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:28 AM

I dont get your avatar

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread

Ewww! :x

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
I dont get your avatar

What is there to get? I'm a Sad Cosplaying Liar.

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:29 AM

pub i like you and everything, but it wouldnt suprise me if you've jerked off to that thread :(

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i just realised that people probably jerk off to the not safe for work thread

There is only freaky porn in that thread. WTH perverts?! >:

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:31 AM

isnt that that girl from farscape though?

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
pub... ...it wouldnt suprise me if you've jerked off to that thread :(

Yes, I really give a great impression to people. >:

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:33 AM

i thought the german shit porn was hillarious. my friends think i'm a psychopath for finding it so funny :(

the japanese shit thing was funny too

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
isnt that that girl from farscape though?

OR IS IT ME DRESSED AS HER FOR A SCIFICON?




oh gods, I totally see I'm the guy that jerks off the the NSFW thread. :(

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:35 AM

i was just kidding you big baby

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i thought the german shit porn was hillarious.

The idea of human shit on me makes me sick. :(

Animal shit I don't mind so much. :)

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 12:39 AM

i thought it was hillarious, but it also made me really nauseas. especially when she was rubbing it all over her face :x

if i ever dated a girl and found out she was into scat, i'd put that bitch to the curb >:

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 01:02 AM

what would you say to her exactly

WhiteRat Aug 17th, 2006 08:03 AM

SEVEN FORCE 7 FORCE SEVEN FARCE

HickMan Aug 17th, 2006 10:23 AM

SECOND COURSE

executioneer Aug 17th, 2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Native American custom dictates that parents name their newborns after the first thing they see after being born, which is why so many unfortunate Native Americans are answering to the name "Hairy Pussy".

Just a thought.

sevenforce that really sounds like something kellychaos would post :(

HickMan Aug 17th, 2006 01:01 PM

Kelly always posted like he was narrating a discovery channel special

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 01:15 PM

alright guys

truth time

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 01:17 PM


ziggytrix Aug 17th, 2006 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
This excellent statement was put in the signature of some long departed board regular.

I'm not gone, you jerk. >:

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 01:25 PM

check your myspace >:

ziggytrix Aug 17th, 2006 01:35 PM

ok

ziggytrix Aug 17th, 2006 01:38 PM

there is a theme on my friendlist. i have met every single one of those people in person. no internet people allowed! no camgirls! no bands! no pets! no fake celebirty accounts! none of it!

the purity of my myspace will not be compromised for anything less than fifty dollars.

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 01:41 PM

well thats quite alright

i wouldnt want you to compromise your principles

I TOO have principles to follow:

no trannies :(

thats not to say im calling you one, im not, thats just the way it is :(

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 01:41 PM

i guess you could say im not too fond of surprises :lol

Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2006 01:59 PM

Myspaces are for emo kids >:

sex
fun sex toys
anal sex
sexy sex
anal sex toys
sex toys
sex stories
sex movies
toy story movies

HickMan Aug 17th, 2006 06:23 PM

I can't stand it when people say "my myspace". But there's no other way to say it >:

executioneer Aug 17th, 2006 07:30 PM

you could refer to yourself in the third person i guess

or say "THE MYSPACE WHAT IS MINE" or some shit

Rongi Aug 17th, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
what would you say to her exactly

"you are really gross"

Seven Force Aug 18th, 2006 12:06 AM

that'll learn her

MarioRPG Aug 18th, 2006 12:43 PM

:lol I'm surprisingly laughing with Seven Force.

Sam Aug 19th, 2006 02:30 PM

FUCK

Seven Force Aug 19th, 2006 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
:lol I'm surprisingly laughing with Seven Force.

Surprisingly, I could give a shit what you laugh at/with.

Seven Force Aug 19th, 2006 02:40 PM

HEY EVERYBODY!

:eek :eek SAMS BACK :eek :eek

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2006 05:12 PM

HEY THERE MISTER SAM >:
WAY TO MAKE A ONE WORD POST >:
SEE YOU IN THREE MONTHS >:

executioneer Aug 19th, 2006 06:15 PM

excellent haiku 10/10 points

Esuohlim Aug 19th, 2006 08:14 PM

I won five bucks in the lottery drawing today :(

GADZOOKS Aug 19th, 2006 09:26 PM

I liked this place when it was Saved By The Bell

I tolerated this place when it became Saved By The Bell: The College Years

But I can't stand this place now that i's Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

You know what I mean, guys.

I'm going to melt, thanks alot juttin and misdemanor you cads

EDIT: AND TRASH >:

ArrowX Aug 19th, 2006 09:40 PM

Am I a vet yet?

Supafly345 Aug 19th, 2006 09:50 PM

You need to go see a vet.

GADZOOKS Aug 19th, 2006 10:42 PM

A vet is where his pal Shifty's baby was born.

Juttin Aug 20th, 2006 01:06 AM

:(

Misdemonar Aug 20th, 2006 01:15 AM

Hey gadzooks man, I ain't posting here, man I was like " fuck noone likes me" so I'm gong to stop man, sorry man, sorry. :(

Juttin Aug 20th, 2006 01:18 AM

I've improved over my old posting.

like this lol.this is how i used to post,all the time

I mean,

Come on. Come on.

liquidstatik Aug 20th, 2006 01:24 AM

Why do people continuously feel the need to say how they've gotten better at posting, or have gotten funnier since they first joined?

If you're funny, people will realize. They don't need you to tell 'em.

:O!

Oh, and being a vet isn't THAT big of a deal, kids. It's nothing to stress over. Alrighty? :D

Juttin Aug 20th, 2006 01:28 AM

I don't care about being funny, or being a "Vet".

I've been lurking here longer than half of this board's been posting

liquidstatik Aug 20th, 2006 01:36 AM

And once again, that matters because?

Misdemonar Aug 20th, 2006 01:54 AM

MOCKERY, I'M SORRY FOR MY CRIMES AGANST YOU, LET ME HOLD YOU TO ME, AND WHISPER SOFT WORDS OF SORROW. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2006 02:06 AM

I feel the same as I always did.

Seven Force Aug 20th, 2006 02:33 AM

It doesnt fucking matter whos a vet or whos gotten better or whatnot. The point is is that we're all white.

Seven Force Aug 20th, 2006 02:34 AM

Alright.

Alright is what I meant to say.

Esuohlim Aug 20th, 2006 04:58 AM





I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all

ArrowX Aug 20th, 2006 05:07 AM

Yay another bitch for me to slap around.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2006 07:25 AM

I have a very sad confession to make.

MarioRPG Aug 20th, 2006 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim



I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all

:( I wanted the "glory" of posting that.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I have a very sad confession to make.

I have an account with Myspace.

ArrowX Aug 20th, 2006 02:52 PM

so I play Second life.

liquidstatik Aug 20th, 2006 03:32 PM

:lol

Seven Force Aug 20th, 2006 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim



I hope everyone brought a bag of LOLs because you are going to need them all

:( I wanted the "glory" of posting that.

There's not much glory involved, unless you get that person to post something in defense. :)

It's the internet equivilent of saying "hey guys that annoying kid is walking towards us let's say mean things to him".

IMO

Guitar Woman Aug 20th, 2006 04:08 PM

shouldn't it be "Snakes on a Forum"?

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2006 04:10 PM

He could be dangling them by a string.

ArrowX Aug 20th, 2006 04:47 PM

Sevenforce Gimme Back my TV! >:

Juttin Aug 20th, 2006 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
shouldn't it be "Snakes on a Forum"?

Shouldn't you be cooking my dinner? >:

Immortal Goat Aug 20th, 2006 06:15 PM

Oh, I haven't read a "Woman cooking dinner" joke for such a long time, ever since before Kulturkampf took over for ole whatshisname.

Thanks, Juttin. You are now a valid poster in the I-Mockery community.

Juttin Aug 20th, 2006 06:28 PM

I feel so validated :(

Anyways, I agree, that was in bad taste.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2006 06:53 PM

No you don't, kissass.

Fathom Zero Aug 20th, 2006 07:21 PM



Now that is comedy gold.

Juttin Aug 20th, 2006 07:59 PM

You should be talking, KISSASS

Seven Force Aug 20th, 2006 09:04 PM


MarioRPG Aug 21st, 2006 10:40 AM

I almost didn't notice the whip.

Esuohlim Aug 21st, 2006 11:44 AM

If that's Pee-Wee Herman that picture is fucking great.

FUCKING

GREATXFLAHG

Esuohlim Aug 21st, 2006 11:44 AM

Ever since I stopped updating I've been getting like 4 HITS A DAY man :picklehat

Trash Aug 21st, 2006 02:42 PM

That's because me being the eternal queer I am, I check the site about 4 times a day. :(

Pub Lover Aug 21st, 2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Ever since I stopped updating I've been getting like 4 HITS A DAY man :picklehat

Hey, I wrote a really funny article for your site. Shoot me an email if you're interested!

Esuohlim Aug 21st, 2006 10:29 PM

I'll shoot your face >:

But yeah I'm interested but I'm not going to throw URLs all willy-nilly on my address bar to access my email right now.

If you're still interested in getting emailed then shoot me an email.

Pub Lover Aug 21st, 2006 10:37 PM

Oh man, sorry, that was a joke. :(

I was totally going to post right after that with some sort of sarcastic comment about me never being funny. :(

It's Chojin's fault he said his new newb toy was 'better than nude shots of my [Chojin's] perfect ass' which it isn't. Seriously, this forum used to get asses like this Eliminator chap every other day. :(

P.S. if anyone has some new shots of Chojin naked I'm totally willing to trade for some old ones. :(

xbxDaniel Aug 21st, 2006 10:39 PM

I can make one for you.

Chojin Aug 21st, 2006 10:40 PM

i... i got a little excited :( i haven't had an oversensitive dickbag to poke in a while :(

Pub Lover Aug 21st, 2006 11:02 PM

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I can make one for you.

Waht happened to you? And why hasn't your name changed yet? >:

xbxDaniel Aug 21st, 2006 11:05 PM

I went away to discover myself.

In north carolina.

Immortal Goat Aug 22nd, 2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
i... i got a little excited :( i haven't had an oversensitive dickbag to poke in a while :(

I'll always be here, Chojin. How about I call you out again for old times sake :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by me
lol that's not funny I heard this all before lol that's not funny seriously guys it's not funny why are you all still laughing :(

EDIT: That is a lot of frownies in that post. This is a sad post.

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 12:29 AM

No more frownies than can be found in one of my posts. :(

Immortal Goat Aug 22nd, 2006 12:33 AM

I had three more frownies in that post than you had in yours. And don't edit your post to make it have five or so help me I'll probably care at least a little. :(

executioneer Aug 22nd, 2006 12:36 AM

pub lovers posts automagically get +100 frownies ;(

Immortal Goat Aug 22nd, 2006 12:37 AM

Pub rolled a goth chick :(

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
And don't edit your post to make it have five or so help me I'll probably care at least a little. :(

I do not edit my posts. If I started doing that I would just get mad and want to delete every post I've ever made. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
I had three more frownies in that post than you had in yours.

I should have said per sentance. :(

I sometimes wonder if :( just means full stop to me. :(

Err, you guys call the periods in the US, right?:(

You couldn't call them that in the UK. :(

You'd end up having to turn a hose on the childrn to stop them giggling. :(

Stupid children always laughing at me! >:

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
pub lovers posts automagically get +100 frownies ;(

:lol


:(

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Pub rolled a goth chick :(

What does rolled mean in that context? :(

I think it means 'fucked'. :(

'Is' would have been a better word. :(

:lol @ :goth

:(

Immortal Goat Aug 22nd, 2006 12:51 AM

"Rolled" in that context means that's the character type you chose when you started a D&D game or any MMORPG.

Nerd reference.



:(

EDIT: :(

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 12:52 AM

Since I started to 'touch type' instead of 'watching my fingers', my spelling has really gone down hill. :(

Emu Aug 22nd, 2006 12:55 AM

I can't find chojin's email thread but I got this one today

Quote:

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Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Nerd reference. :(

I actually got that the first time I read the post, but then my self pity made me forget by the time I replied. :(

I'd have said +5 to make extra sure people knew I was being a nerd. :(

+5 is the nerd catch all in my opinion. :(

I dated a hot girl with a +5 after date experience. :(

I saved the town and gained a +5 population gratitude award. :(

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing +5 sunglasses. :(

Immortal Goat Aug 22nd, 2006 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing +5 sunglasses. :(

Code:

get ye flask
Code:

ye can't get ye flask. ye be driving.
:obligatoryfrownyfaceemote:

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