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Seven Force Dec 14th, 2007 03:02 AM

but he is in dire straits

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2007 03:04 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698443

Quick guys this spambot is asking us to give him links :eek

:eek :eek :eek

:eek

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2007 03:14 AM

Want to know who else is in dire straits?

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2007 03:17 AM

Mark Knopfler.

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2007 03:37 AM

MUSIC FORUM >:

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2007 01:18 PM

DONE WITH FINALS, MOTHERFUCKS :eek

800.5 out of 1000 in one of my classes. That's .6 AWAY FROM A DROPPED GRADE :iamawesome

Time to smoke some fat blunts and watch Sanford and Son reruns

Emu Dec 14th, 2007 09:24 PM

Why don't we have that emoticon

bigtimecow Dec 14th, 2007 09:38 PM

:pimp

let's make it happen guys

bigtimecow Dec 14th, 2007 09:39 PM

lmao look at that

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2007 10:38 PM

It's :hat from the good ol' ezboard days, vets you know what I'm talking about haha

Emu Dec 14th, 2007 10:54 PM

I know it

Fathom Zero Dec 14th, 2007 10:59 PM

Haha, I never saw those days.

bigtimecow Dec 15th, 2007 01:20 AM

:posh

:hat :(

Fathom Zero Dec 15th, 2007 02:18 AM

I thought Garth Marenghi was a real person. Now I feel really dumb.

Guitar Woman Dec 15th, 2007 02:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcUQzDDGJQ

:D

Mockery Dec 15th, 2007 05:30 AM

Bust out your copies of MS Paint and join in the ho-ho-hilarty:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698444

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 03:52 PM

I have all the information I would need to identify her & stalk her forever, but that has never worked out to be something useful. So, Gentlemen, I'm going to pour my angst out as childish behaviour on here, yet as I cannot expect to leave for so long & then return to find the rules unchanged... I'm going to need all of you to generally lower the tone just a bit until I get up to speed. Thank you for your consideration, and Merry Christmas.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 03:54 PM

Can I delete this post? No? Well fuck it then. >:

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 15th, 2007 04:48 PM

Juttin is online!

Currently Active Users: 123 (9 members and 114 guests) Most users ever online was 892, Jul 6th, 2007 at 04:44 AM.
zeldasbiggestfan, Pub Lover, Juttin, eggyolk, Sniperwulf, darkvare, casinobonusde, Uncle_Sham, HickMan


And we have alot of guests on!

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 04:53 PM

Has Woody not been around much recently then?

Chojin Dec 15th, 2007 04:53 PM

I thought we banned him? Or boogie did? Or something.

Chojin Dec 15th, 2007 04:54 PM

Not woody, Juttin. I have no idea who woody is.

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 04:58 PM

Juttin's 'real' name.

I have a list. :dadsarmy

Chojin Dec 15th, 2007 04:59 PM

I can thank an anonymous guest on the 'Who's Online' list for reading the following thread and unintentionally directing my attention to it!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2761

Chojin Dec 15th, 2007 05:00 PM

i just realized that ziggy trix doesn't post here anymore

RaNkeri Dec 15th, 2007 05:10 PM

Now that we're in the subject, has anyone seen Kahljorn around? I think last time I saw him online was around August. :<

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 05:14 PM

Those guys need to befriend a bunch of sucky forum idiots that'll keep their names alive while they pretend to have a life away from the net. Then we'd have spotted that they'd left a lot sooner.

In unrelated news: oh man, I miss Willie. :(

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 514606)
I can thank an anonymous guest on the 'Who's Online' list for reading the following thread and unintentionally directing my attention to it!

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2761

That thread reminds me that I accidentally caused kellychaos to leave.
After years of actively trying, it came as a surprise when I finally hit on the winning formula. :(

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2007 06:11 PM

RULES & GUIDELINES - Let's agree to disagree! - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698251

Uh...? :confused


I really don't understand the concept of this place. :(

Saying that, when I've been 'Nice' to new people they tend to get more angry/scared/gone than if I'm an ass. ;(

I guess I'm done posting for today. See you all tomorrow. :)

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2007 06:15 PM

I really miss soundtest, ziggy, kahljorn, and willie :(

MLE Dec 15th, 2007 06:57 PM

helm :<

Zomboid Dec 15th, 2007 08:04 PM

I'm so hungover and I have a girl coming over and I think I should drink to cure it :(

Sethomas Dec 15th, 2007 11:35 PM

Pub's story reminds me of when I went on pilgrimage to Italy.

Back in December 1999, I went on a youth retreat. There was lots to say about it, but one of those was that I was struck by the beauty of this one girl in particular who was in crutches at the time. At the end of the night I picked up a flier about going to Italy for the Jubilee, and after a crazy six months of thinking I couldn't go, I ended up going. Beautiful girl went too, this time she was crutchless! Our first day in Italy, we were in a bus and she fell asleep on one of the official chaperone's shoulders, and I just kind of pined about how I wished for a beautiful girl to fall asleep on my shoulder just once.

I talked to her a handful of times throughout those two weeks, but we never really connected at all. After our plane landed in Cincinnati, I realized that it probably was never meant to happen anyways. I took my seat on the bus to Indiana, and stared blankly out the window at the rain as others boarded from my group. Suddenly, beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder.

It was one of the more memorable moments of my life to that point!

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 02:20 AM

I just fleshed out an entire movie in my mind based on those two short paragraphs you gave and it was one of the best movies I have ever seen.

Girl Drink Drunk Dec 16th, 2007 02:31 AM

lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride:lol

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 16th, 2007 12:08 PM

When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too. :(

Emu Dec 16th, 2007 12:21 PM

I once had a girl fall asleep on my shoulder

my girlfriend

MarioRPG Dec 16th, 2007 01:15 PM

I hate that, because it makes you look weird.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 02:17 PM

Story Time - http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698353

I was that guy. I still am. I also get overly attached to people that I've just met, but I don't say that out loud because it's too close to a truth, & I only lie. :(



Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 514652)
Pub's story reminds me of when... ...Back in December 1999... [a]...beautiful girl looked at all the empty seats around her and sat down next to me. We didn't talk at all that I can remember, but within half an hour of the ride she fell asleep on my shoulder.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf (Post 514673)
lol. I was taking a bus to Dartmouth, NS, around early October, and some cute asian girl kept falling asleep on my shoulder for a good portion of the ride:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 514694)
When I was going up to Canada this girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was just asleep too. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 514697)
I once had a girl fall asleep on my shoulder

Frankly gentlemen, you disappoint me. I can only imagine that each of you immediately went and had relations with a host of ladies in a less confined area. Except Emu, who could have reasonably rolled his shoulder sleeper over & commenced with the loving.

bigtimecow Dec 16th, 2007 02:54 PM

girls sleeping :love

yeah gross sleepophile >:

bigtimecow Dec 16th, 2007 02:55 PM

oh, and i miss willie too

:(

he liked my maxx tattoo

:(

none of you guys make me feel good like he did

:(

i have a proposition. instead of talking about how much we love girls sleeping (>:) we talk about times when willie made us feel good / laugh.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 315782)
seriously if by "stairway to heaven is a god" you mean "stairway to heaven is the most heavily overrated song in the history of songs" then we are in agreement

Quote:

Originally Posted by beoulve913 (Post 315788)
Its only underrated by people with no musical taste. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 315791)
bzzt wrong


:lol

Willie. :tear

Mockery Dec 16th, 2007 03:38 PM

Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.

False advertising. >:

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 04:03 PM


Zomboid Dec 16th, 2007 04:15 PM

Willie would make a great caveman :(

RaNkeri Dec 16th, 2007 04:26 PM

Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left. :(

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 16th, 2007 06:40 PM

Too many j*rks. :(

Seven Force Dec 16th, 2007 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 514732)
Why did he leave anyways? I only remember that he got pissed (?) at something and left. :(

people like zbf and gw

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 09:52 PM


Seven Force Dec 16th, 2007 09:55 PM

YOU SON OF A BITCH

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 09:59 PM

I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 10:00 PM

Gentlemen, please calm down. This is no place for that sort of thing.

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 10:08 PM

[15:02] PublicPubLoather: Hello from the internet.
[15:02] executioneer: hello, internet
[15:03] PublicPubLoather: Are you ok? We are worried.
[15:03] executioneer: i'm ok
[15:03] executioneer: just needed a break from jerks
[15:04] PublicPubLoather: Very understandable. Have a good time. Be happy. And maybe come back sometime, ok?
[15:04] executioneer: ok :(


Miss you Willie. :tear

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 10:11 PM

oh man that's a relief

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 10:46 PM

Haha, I bet you made all of that up.

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 10:48 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

Pub Lover Dec 16th, 2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 514768)
Haha, I bet you made all of that up.

Are you talking to me, Sir? >:

While I do much respect Mister Mobbs, if I was spending my time faking conversations, they would not be with him. :posh

With whom would I falsely converse? Ladies on Planes. :(

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2007 11:21 PM

I bet it's like Fight Club and you're talking to Willie and he's posting on the message board, but it's really you and then you two fought and disappeared for a while and Willie died and stuff but it's really all in your head anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2007 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 514763)
I was hoping that would go right over your head, but I forgot about all the quality /b/ content you put up in the porn thread.

Hey Guitar Woman don't post 4chan shit here because not only are they always memes that have ran their course anywhere from one to eight years ago elsewhere on the internet but 99 times out of 100 they weren't funny back then either.

Mockery Dec 16th, 2007 11:34 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69698444

Those who haven't already joined in, make sure you do so :O

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 514778)
Hey Guitar Woman don't post 4chan shit here because not only are they always memes that have ran their course anywhere from one to eight years ago elsewhere on the internet but 99 times out of 100 they weren't funny back then either.

I was gonna just post an iron but too many people would have gotten it

Guitar Woman Dec 17th, 2007 12:08 AM

Mock, I've sat down at paint with the intention of making a picture for that thread a few times, but I've not been satisfied with any of the things I've made. They aren't retarded enough.

Mockery Dec 17th, 2007 02:17 AM

Then you're trying too hard. Just let your pen (er, mouse) flow freely. If you act like your natural, true self... the retardation will flow forth like fine wine from a box. I believe in you.

:themoreyouknow

Sethomas Dec 18th, 2007 02:19 AM

My mother and younger sister drug my father to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. He, like myself, hates them. I talked to him on the phone tonight and asked him how he liked it.

"Oh, the concert was great! It would have been better if it was KISS, though. Apart from that, it sucked."

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2007 02:32 PM

How about it was still a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert but at an undisclosed moment KISS run on and smash the crap out of the stage? Those are the kind of shows of which I want to see more.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 514903)
I have this picture in my head where Terra is talking on the phone with her boyfriend. She says she misses him, and then hangs up the phone and goes to put some things away in her closet. As she's moving things around the closet, her eyes settle on a small cardboard box with a vibrator her girlfriends gave her as a gag gift. Her eyes glaze over for a moment, but she quickly shakes it off and goes about the rest of her day in peace.

The next day, she goes to see a movie with friends, and decides to set her cell phone to silent mode. It's at a very tense part of the movie when she sudden gets a call, and her thoughts drift back to that closet... After returning home, she's brushing her teeth, and she catches a glimpse of that closet door in the mirror. She looks away. "No, I can't," she says to herself, "it's just too degrading."

The weekend comes, and it's time to do laundry. The whites are ready to go in the dryer. She stuffs the clothes into the cylinder and starts the machine. As she prepares to load the washer, she places her hand on the rumbling dryer. The sensation is too much. She rushes back to her bedroom and gives into temptation...

She makes a post on the I-Mockery boards about how she doesn't want to use a vibrator.

:lol

This is why the good Doctor gets paid the BIG BUCKS.

RaNkeri Dec 18th, 2007 03:48 PM

Was posting that on the Loveline section too degrading for you?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2007 04:01 PM

I don't post outside of this thread. It keeps my levels of stupid down. ;)

Plus not everyone trawels all the forums, so they'd have missed it. I think of myself as a completely useless service to the lazy & bored forum members. :(

Chojin Dec 18th, 2007 04:10 PM

I had originally confined pub to this thread back when I thought that he was the problem.

But I do appreciate "Pub's forum review" so I've never thought to tell him otherwise!

bigtimecow Dec 18th, 2007 09:59 PM

i only post in here, the secret santa thread, and the gaming forum every now and then :hat

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2007 11:04 PM

You can find my nuisance-ass posts everywhere, even occasionally the politics forum when I'm feeling frisky :eek

Rongi Dec 18th, 2007 11:29 PM

I dont wanna do my philo homework. Fuck Aristotle, what did that guy ever do for ME?

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 514726)
Damnit, I saw you quoting Willie and thought he came back.

False advertising. >:

Here's something to irritate or maybe even unlikely please you; I'm watching MTV and it has the making of 'Jackass the Game' on and I realize to myself that you, Roger Barr, & Johnny Knocksville share the same mental real estate inside my head. Sure, it's my failing, but be careful buddy, you have 'crazy eyes'. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 01:38 PM

Urgh, morning came again. :hangman


Seriously, if synthehol's intoxicating effects can be so easily dismissed, & if it would've made getting out of bed just now any easier, then sure I want to live in Star Trek. :x

RaNkeri Dec 19th, 2007 02:36 PM

Holy fucking shit

So, I thought I'd make a small dvd wishlist for christmas.

Commando Director's Cut - No DVD for Region 2
Sledge Hammer Season 1&2 - No DVD for Region 2

Why the hell do you guys have to make everything so fucking difficult? >:

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 02:42 PM

Region-free DVD players that hard to come by in Finland?

Saying that I have four various region specific machines just play everything I own without needing to go to the living room. Finding the right drive & then channel is only an irritating inconvenience. My time is worthless after all.

RUN SPELLCHECK?

RaNkeri Dec 19th, 2007 02:55 PM

Sure, I could get myself a dvd-player and a tv, but atm there are far more important things that I need to spend my money on.
And my laptop is a region 2 one, and I don't want to start fucking with all kind of settings to get it play region 1 dvds >:

MetalMilitia Dec 19th, 2007 02:57 PM

There's big news going down in the gaming forum. Firstly there is a new Duke Nukem Forever trailer out (srsly), secondly guitar women is acting like a foul swine - but that's hardly news.

RaNkeri Dec 19th, 2007 02:58 PM

Aw fucking hell, there's no region 2 version for The Man With No Name Trilogy either

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 02:58 PM

Hey, don't take out your alcohol-fueled rage on me just because you're really not that interested in watching those shows. :(

Pub Lover Dec 19th, 2007 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 514987)
So, uh, in trying to not act like a faggot I become a bigger faggot?

Internet Zen.

Seven Force Dec 19th, 2007 03:11 PM

I hate it when he posts

Seven Force Dec 19th, 2007 03:13 PM

When he posts my face makes the same face pubs avatar has (there's also weird little symbols and "liar" flashing around me)

RaNkeri Dec 19th, 2007 03:16 PM

Well guys, since my whole wishlist is FUCKED right now, maybe you would like to help me by naming movies I should own on a dvd. (I'm huge fan of 80s and 90s action movies, and comedies that are good*hinthint*)

Zomboid Dec 19th, 2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 515163)
I hate it when he posts

Me too. I just get pretty disgusted that someone like that even exists and feel like there's no hope for humanity at this point. No big deal!

Also, a little bit hungover :(

MLE Dec 19th, 2007 06:37 PM

I think he's just another wacko that kinda belongs here because of the inherent mental problems. Much like many other board members!

Also, I find the ability to convince an entire community online of being the opposite gender for over a year an incredible feat, and he can't be all that unintelligent if he managed it.

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2007 07:06 PM

I like how Zomboid thinks I'm more disgusting than Seven Force

Zomboid Dec 19th, 2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 515197)

Also, I find the ability to convince an entire community online of being the opposite gender for over a year an incredible feat, and he can't be all that unintelligent if he managed it.

Not sure how hard that would be. Especially in a community like this where about 80% of the male members have probably never touched a vagina since birth. Also, the fake girl personality is pretty much the exact same as the "guy" personality that he has now.

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2007 08:48 PM

Look. Zomboid. I really, really don't know what the hell your problem with me is, aside from how 1, I'm younger than you, and 2, I pretended to be a girl on the internet for over a year.

Now, I can see why the second one would irk a few people just a teensy bit, and indeed it did back when it was still big news. But fuck's sake, man, that was over a god-damned year ago. Other people seem to have gotten over it, as evidenced by their general feelings of nonmalice towards me and how a few of them even pal around with me outside the forums a little bit mabye. Fuck, some other people I've told about it actually thought it was pretty funny. I don't see what's keeping you or the select few others like you dwelling on it (with possibly the exception of reason uno above, but that would just mean you're some sort of elitist faggot).

Now, I'm not saying you have to stop loathing me or anything, I could care less what you think of me. The problem, here, is that you will not stop fucking voicing your opinion of me. Yes, we know already, you don't like me. I think everyone who has posted on the forums in the few years I've been here knows that, ok. I don't see what you think you're trying to acomplish by not shutting the fuck up about it. If something in my posts is causing you to have to repeat yourself like this, fucking ignore me like Chojin suggested, and I've said numerous times before. It helped me with my problem with ZBF and Seven Force, I'm sure you could reap similar benefits!

And if for some reason you're incapable of doing that, you could probably just stop fucking coming here. Another poster whom I won't refer to by name did, it seems to have worked for him!

Rongi Dec 19th, 2007 09:08 PM

yeah so me and sam wanna start a "I Hate Guitar Woman" club

who wants to join???

Zomboid Dec 19th, 2007 09:17 PM

I do :D.

GW- I think I'll stick with what I'm doing, thanks.

edit: For the record, it has nothing to do with your age. The pretending to be a girl thing, I find disgusting since it wasn't particularly funny and there wasn't ever a punchline to that whole fucking thing. The main thing that I don't like about you is your whole ":< parapa is so cool lol internet meme 4chan blah blah blah" . You're a fucking stereotypical shithead, sexually confused little mongoloid kid who appears to have no real life social skills whatsoever. In essence, it's not YOU that I hate, it's that you're the embodiment of several very annoying traits of the internet.

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2007 09:22 PM

I've got deja vu all of a sudden!

Rongi Dec 19th, 2007 09:24 PM

Maybe it's because you havent gotten any less sucky with the passing of time??

Zomboid Dec 19th, 2007 09:25 PM

Hey I edited my post. Feel free to read it for a better understanding of why you leave a foul taste in my mouth.

edit - not you rongi, we're buds :lol

Rongi Dec 19th, 2007 09:28 PM

Of course we are zomboid! I wouldnt let just anyone* in the "I Hate Guitar Woman" club!

*That means you ZBF, you fat lil munchkin you.

HickMan Dec 19th, 2007 09:34 PM

Who the F is ZBF? Lemme in on the secret via e-mail/text

Sam Dec 19th, 2007 09:38 PM

Zeldasbiggestfan :sickfacethrowingup

Guitar Woman Dec 19th, 2007 09:46 PM

Ok, a few things!

1. "No social life" isn't really a valid reason for hating anyone. Plus, if you had a better one than you do you'd probably not care about this whole thing even half as much. I know I wouldn't.

2. I love NaNaOnSha a whole lot! I don't see what your problem with this is, but you seemed to find it a valid enough point to put it in your complaint. Mabye you should go back to Guitar Hero, you gigantic queermo!

3. Ok, I realize the 4chan thing is getting a little out of hand, I'm stopping that.

Ok? Ok. Great.

Zomboid Dec 19th, 2007 09:54 PM

1. Having a social life doesn't make me immune to your annoying behavior. It's not as if having friends makes it impossible to be any less disgusted by someone like you when I come to a forum that I've frequented for years. Hating people with no social skills is perfectly valid. If you can hate people for being ugly, why not for having an ugly personality?

2. It sucks! Guitar hero bores me! What I don't like is that you seem to like anything even remotely gay, such as that game with the pink shirt protagonist. You may not understand this, but you don't understand how to not suck either, so we'll just leave it at that. Also, guitar hero is boring unless you're plastered.

3. Glad to hear that!

Sam Dec 19th, 2007 09:54 PM

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW


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