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wobzire Jul 20th, 2008 12:21 PM

I have passed out in my office chair a good 3 or 4 times now.

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 12:34 PM

so drink some coffee, jackass

Guitar Woman Jul 20th, 2008 12:35 PM

do you have your own office, or just a cubicle?

You could try closing the door and taking a nap under the desk ala Seinfield

wobzire Jul 20th, 2008 12:38 PM

just a cube. but i'll probably be doing that in a second or two anyhow.

Shrubfest Jul 20th, 2008 12:52 PM

Mmmmcube. The perfect nap space.

Tadao Jul 20th, 2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 569769)
Shit. I hate Sundays.

It's half two, and the only thing I want to do is comfort eat chocolate due to loathing and misery.

Take a trip to California and drop some E with me.

wobzire Jul 20th, 2008 02:41 PM

I feel asleep in the lunch room for an hour and a half!

Shrubfest Jul 20th, 2008 03:17 PM

Tadao, how would i get to California from Yorkshire on short notice?

Thanks for the offer, though...

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 03:57 PM

Whats the worse shit heard
A shotgun blast from the back a ya head
Niggas don't know who got hit
But I know fo sho somebody dead
All I hear is people scream in the background
Everybody in the club down on tha flo
Everybody in the VIP was
Runnin over each otha fo the back do
I don't see MJG nowhere
Gunshots still pop in the mayhem
Imma reach fo the heat that I snuck in
Hope my shots don't hit the innocent
Seems like we done been here a long time
But its only been about 5 minutes
Shoulda stayed my ass at home
Its too late now I'm already in it
Whats the worse shit seen
Blood on the flo, blood on the wall
People gettin hit didn't do nothing
Baby don't know, momma ain't comin home
And I don't know what started it all
Over some bitch, or over some broaaad
A nigga done went too far
Now you gotta run and deal wit the law
And I don't wanna do nuthin but get home
I don't wanna see nuthin but the freeway
I don't wanna have to pop this four five
But I will if it mean Imma get away
Pull back let it all go
Run outside, jump in the vee-hic
Burn off doin eighty four
Nigga wanna get me, boy betta be quick

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 03:58 PM

Security beatin the hell outta some of the instigatas
Who started the fuck rucous in the first place
And there ain't even no way I could sugar coat it
As bad is I want the shit to be over and be the worse case
I'm tryin to make it to my chevy, I don't give a fuck about
the bitches Or the little money Imma spend now
MJG I'm just tryna get up out the club like
So don't be stickin yo hand up to me talkin bout you hurtin
You a veteran now hit me wit a dub spot
And ain't no way I'm tryna get hit wit a stray bullet
But no matta what chu say nigga they pull it
A nigga who on a mission to get me and everybody
Who came wit me back to mutha fuckin safety
And don't nobody but me and a couple niggas who kill nigga for real
Hit the ignition on the Chevy Impala
To keep the lookout for me I just cut the music on the lo-lo
I got my hand on the fo-fo
Tellin my people to get down, help me look out for the po-po
Put it in drive, hit the accelerator
Pistol wippin while I'm dippin now
Anotha episode of niggas tryna get out the club
Because anotha mutha fucka nigga trippin now

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 03:59 PM

I didn't know wtf he said in like 5 lines so I just left htem out!

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:00 PM


liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:01 PM

GET LOW (GET LOW) GET LOW (GET LOW)
GET LOW (THEY FIGHTIN') GET LOW (THEY FIGHTIN')
GET LOW (THEY SHOOTIN') GET LOW (THEY SHOOTIN')

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:05 PM



I got my Lac sitting low, like a Honda Civic
Hundred sack of that dro, got a G lifted
And the way I work the grain, gotta be gifted
Dipping, in and out of traffic swiftly
Tipsy, off drank but no beers here
I got a tre, and a twenty ounce root beer
Muddy, like a motherf**king hog pen
Banging Pac "Makaveli", play that number eight again
Time go by, puffing on high
I'm feeling too fly, and that ain't even high
See I's a gangsta nigga, I shoot or shank a nigga
But it's some'ing about them swangas, that'll change a nigga
Have you chunking the deuce up, to a stranger nigga
You shining harder than a bitch, he don't blame you nigga
Who could blame you nigga, you doing the damn thang
Staying true to the game, you deserve to swang


Behind that five percent, windows never go down
Music never go down, my nigga say slow down
Keep driving, pass that dro
Tip slow while you ride on 4's, when we ride on 4's

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:05 PM

Hit your breaks homie, let the third light glow
Swang open the do', let em smell the dro
Naw we ain't capping, that there for them bitches
We grinding hard as fuck, and riding on our riches
Shit the fam good, the kids good
So why not grip wood through the hood nigga, come on now
Kush got me gone now, I don't smoke the stress
I been blessed, so if it's in the air it's the best
And if it's in my cup, it's that purple
Got me flipping through the hood, riding in a circle
No destination, nigga just riding
Big mothership gliding, motor on siding
That's what it is, what could be better
Send a couple pictures of the slab, in the letters
To my niggaz in the Penn, I'ma hold you down
Show the whole unit, how we do in H-Town nigga yeah


Behind that five percent, windows never go down
Music never go down, my nigga say slow down
Keep driving, pass that dro
Tip slow while you ride on 4's, when we ride on 4's

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:06 PM



I'm rolling on 4's, with the windows closed
Dro smoke up out my nose, letting the trunk do shows
Playafali on my toes, gotta show the world I'm having change
So I bought a candy Cadillac, up on them thangs
Hurting boys mayn, Thugga gotta represent
I stay lit up, behind that five percent tint
Stay bent on the daily, when I'm in the hood
Shining like a superstar, when I grip the wood
Pieced up smelling good, gotta stay fresh
And show the world I'm blessed, everytime my voice up in your deck
Wreck the mic, and I wreck on the 'vard
Every season some'ing hard, coming out my garage
I don't barred, H-Town repping till I'm dead
From the Tre to the West, to my G's off the 'Stead
Boys out here getting bread, and reaching our goals
Behind tint with the windows closed, when I ride on 4's


Behind that five percent, windows never go down
Music never go down, my nigga say slow down
Keep driving, pass that dro
Tip slow while you ride on 4's, when we ride on 4's

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:07 PM

I'm copy & pasted'n these, and whoever is writtingg the lyrics ar edoin a horrible job of being right :x

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:09 PM




I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss

Tadao Jul 20th, 2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 569798)
Tadao, how would i get to California from Yorkshire on short notice?

Thanks for the offer, though...

Fine, I'll start swimming there.

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:10 PM




Picture me posted on the corner, my pants saggin below my ass
With somethin weighin down my pocket, from people countin my cash
I'm a hop inside the drop and let the top down, and squat down
Then I make 'em pump they brakes like I'm a stop sign
Told you I rhyme gangsta, I got it locked down - Houston, Texas my home
My paint stay wetter then a bitch - on this nice selection of chrome
And if I ever choose to roam homey, I'm good where I go
Better ask yo'favorite ghetto star, how I get down on the low
My hustle fuh sho, when I'm gettin this dough
You better believe if I talk about it I got it to show
My neck and wrist enough to drop a hater jaw to the flo'
And don't worry bout the price it cost bitch I got money to blow
It's nothin to a boss!

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:12 PM




I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a bossss

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:12 PM




I make the money but don't let the money make me
But my money make alot of haters hate me
'cause I'm a shine, I ain't tryna tone shit down
I'm a put it in they face and show I'm paid now
I'm livin laid now, use to be broke strugglin
Till I got up off my ass and started straight hustlin
Got out and got it on my own, wasn't gave nothin
You ain't heard that lil'young nigga stayed thuggin
Went from the streets, to the beats now I'm makin hits
Momma happy cause her son gettin paid legit
I been the shit mayne, before the paper came
You can take away my money, but can't take my game
I'm the boss nigga, gyeah...

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:13 PM





I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I gett, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a bossss

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:13 PM



Now in the hood I'm gettin paid - slam butterfly do's
Gettin money just guarantee me a bunch of fly hoes
So I choose to let 'em have it, it's evident talk is cheap
I put about thirty in my mouth so now they feel me when I speak(yeah)
I'm Trae Tha Truth you better go ask 'em who the streets
And ask 'em who that, in that black on black with ostrich sittin on the seats
My money speaks plus I'm surrounded by a couple freaks
I'm so much in my zone I ain't been home in bout a couple weeks
They use to tell me I was broke, I told 'em not for long
And pulled up on they ass in somethin, that cost bout forty stacks alone
See in these streets I'm like the president ridin on chrome
Saggin my ceasers with my t - shirt on - like I'm a boss

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:14 PM



I get money - I get, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I get, I get moneyy - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss
I get money - I gett, I get money - I get money, it ain't nothin to a boss nigga
I get money - I, I, I, I get money, I get money it ain't nothin to a boss

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:15 PM


liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 04:16 PM

SCREWSTON, TEXAS

executioneer Jul 20th, 2008 09:16 PM

jeez ok you can go back to posting almost-porn of underages now :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 569854)
jeez :rolleyes


MetalMilitia Jul 20th, 2008 09:50 PM

good grief!

liquidstatik Jul 20th, 2008 11:32 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jul 20th, 2008 11:40 PM

:hypno

executioneer Jul 21st, 2008 01:03 AM

jeez louise

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 01:07 AM

you better stop talkin about my grandma willie!

executioneer Jul 21st, 2008 01:15 AM

jeepers, sorry

HickMan Jul 21st, 2008 02:20 AM

guys i'm back from the pitchfork festival. animal collective was great and I f'd an asian chick

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:28 AM

this is weird danny :(

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:31 AM

:lol

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:32 AM

you dfuckin' hick

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:33 AM

I'M NOT AVERY SOCIAL PERSON OTHER TAHN THE INTERNET :x

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:34 AM

I CAN TELL :(

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:35 AM

WEL I WAS TRYIN TO MAKE IT MORE AKWARD THAN IT WOLD HAVE BEEN BUT YEAH :(

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:35 AM

I TOLD THE SLUT I WOULD CALL HER LATER, AND I''M GOING TO.

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:35 AM

yeah i bet

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:36 AM

:lol :(

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:36 AM

GOOD, SHE NEEDS A FAT DICK :lol

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:36 AM

I TALKED TO MLE & IS A COUPLE YEARS AGO ON THE PHONE AND IT WAS TWICE AS AKWARD 'CASUE IT WAS A 3 WAY AND TTHEY KEPT MAKING FUN OF MY ACCENT :'(

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:39 AM

that slut just said she has a thing for southern accents

yeah boy hit that

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:40 AM

myd icks not a day and one hour long :x

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:41 AM

you mean 1607 miles :(

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:42 AM

idk my goggle maps didn't work :x

executioneer Jul 21st, 2008 03:43 AM

what are you on about, btc and liquid

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:44 AM

i called some slut but she didn't like me and gave the phoen to btc and we had awkwad conversation :'(

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:44 AM

danny wanted a slut so i gave him my friends number and then i talked to him on the phone and it was ew

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:44 AM

D:

executioneer Jul 21st, 2008 03:45 AM

is she a gr8 big slut

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:45 AM

BYE Y'ALL

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 03:46 AM

she sounded like an uptight b*tch

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 03:46 AM

p.s. YES SHE IS :!

Fathom Zero Jul 21st, 2008 04:14 AM

:hypno

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 04:18 AM

ventrilo :lol

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 04:46 AM

whoa im posting from my ds :o

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 04:59 AM

whoa im posting from my laptop :o

bigtimecow Jul 21st, 2008 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 569952)
p.s. YES SHE IS :!


NO SHE IS NOT!.


told you i'd do it. d!ck.


-omgsmg; damn it.

Esuohlim Jul 21st, 2008 05:40 AM

guys who wants to call me my phone number is uh well nevermind actually :( :coward

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 05:45 AM

im way more shy than i let on guys :truth

Esuohlim Jul 21st, 2008 05:52 AM

liquidstatik: HI MILHOUS E :D
Esuohlim: :(
liquidstatik: :(

This would be our phone conversation

Esuohlim Jul 21st, 2008 05:54 AM

Pub Lover: COWARD >:
Esuohlim: :(

Esuohlim Jul 21st, 2008 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 569943)
idk my goggle maps didn't work :x

GOGGLE MAPS :eek

Fathom Zero Jul 21st, 2008 06:35 AM

Which one of you bastards called me that one time and played a recording about vitamins or something?

Fathom Zero Jul 21st, 2008 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub
Was Hitler really capital E Evil? That is a simplistic view of the events that I wasn't taught at school.

Other than that? Yeah, I wrote alot of this sort of thing when I was your age. Then I died a little more inside and it's just a lingering irritation. Maybe that'll go soon too.

GO DO SOMETHING FUN

I can't remember if I meant he was pure evil or just really motivated.

When I write, it's like reading erotic fiction. I'm always ashamed afterward.

executioneer Jul 21st, 2008 09:34 AM

guys i got rockband, i kind of suck at it! i just barely got past enter sandman on medium on the guitar, and am inexcusably bad on drums >: i can do vocals ok though

HungryWantBiddy Jul 21st, 2008 09:47 AM

HI GUYS!!!! :-D

HickMan Jul 21st, 2008 12:25 PM

:(

HungryWantBiddy Jul 21st, 2008 12:31 PM

You guys know you love me.

HickMan Jul 21st, 2008 01:33 PM


You guys hate me

MetalMilitia Jul 21st, 2008 01:43 PM

Some guy came to my door trying to get me to change energy suppliers. He sounded like he was from Australia or New Zealand. I considered asking if he knew pub lover.

Maybe he did, I guess I'll never know.

liquidstatik Jul 21st, 2008 01:47 PM

do you have pics of you fucking her hickaman? :o

ElPila666 Jul 21st, 2008 02:37 PM

Asian girls are hot dude

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=uUTB1qn9O6E

HickMan Jul 21st, 2008 04:41 PM

I don't have pictures of me fucken her but I do have a picture of some crazy freak


He talked to me for an hour about how cool the Fuck Buttons are. And I thought they totally sucked

Pub Lover Jul 21st, 2008 05:03 PM

CLAY, YOU LOOK REALLY PALE, HAVE YOU BEEN SICK?

HickMan Jul 21st, 2008 05:04 PM

BEER

Pub Lover Jul 21st, 2008 07:45 PM

YOU'RE SUCH A STUD, CLAY! ENJOY THESE LAST FEW WEEKS OF NOT BEING SHOT IN A MILITARY TRAINING EXERCISE!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Ildebrando (Post 570077)
Hallo to all.
I am looking for a good impermeable or underwater clock with voice recorder function, even like that one of the cellular phone, where you click a button and it register, but I can't find it.
I bought something like that, the casio DBV 3000, but it wasn't impermeable .
I bought a chinese one too, it says "water resistant", but when you go under the water a few humidity passes and the contacts are oxidized therefore it doesn't works anymore.
Anyone knows a truly impermeable or water resistant model?
I use the clock inside the water but outside to register…
Any suggestion or link?
Thanks to anyone that can help me.

A joy to read. I applaud you, Mister Bot de Spam.

Kitsa Jul 21st, 2008 08:35 PM

that guy kind of looks like he belongs in Boris the Sprinkler.

HickMan Jul 22nd, 2008 12:46 AM

His gf was gross too :x

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 570131)

OH SHIT! CLAY, SHE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD YOUR BABY! :eek

HickMan Jul 22nd, 2008 01:55 AM

:x:|:lol

HickMan Jul 22nd, 2008 01:55 AM

oh and :eek

Sethomas Jul 22nd, 2008 02:20 AM

I was thinking more like :wank , but hey, whatever.

MLE Jul 22nd, 2008 06:16 AM


You guys hate me

Fathom Zero Jul 22nd, 2008 06:33 AM

uhhhhhhhhhh

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 01:59 PM


HickMan Jul 22nd, 2008 02:05 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1208915884

HickMan Jul 22nd, 2008 02:06 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 570200)

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 570201)
:(


HickMan Jul 22nd, 2008 02:11 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 02:13 PM


Jules Samza Jul 22nd, 2008 02:17 PM

HOLY SHIT I'M FAMOUS

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 02:19 PM

...FOR BEING A DICK. :/

Pub Lover Jul 22nd, 2008 02:20 PM

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