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HickMan Jul 24th, 2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 570608)
:/

;o

:pagebrak

MattJack Jul 24th, 2008 10:01 PM

fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous

FU*K THI* GAM*

HickMan Jul 25th, 2008 05:09 AM

D*MN RIGHT

HickMan Jul 25th, 2008 05:35 AM


MetalMilitia Jul 25th, 2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 570613)
fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous

FU*K THI* GAM*

YOU'RE WRONG! HITLER AGREES WITH ME

MarioRPG Jul 25th, 2008 10:55 AM

Guys I'm back to this topic temporarily why the F*ck are we censor*ng

bigtimecow Jul 25th, 2008 11:01 AM

f*ck you b*tch references? :(

MattJack Jul 25th, 2008 11:17 AM

hahaha I love these Hitler movie things.

But srsly, fu*k the germa*s.

The censorsh*p thing is so the FCC won't f*ne me

bigtimecow Jul 25th, 2008 11:19 AM

MattJack, i just wanna say that your loveline posts are most wonderful

MattJack Jul 25th, 2008 12:52 PM

I'm jus tryn to help out the fellas

HickMan Jul 25th, 2008 08:31 PM

h*f*ve

MarioRPG Jul 25th, 2008 08:51 PM

F*ck the FC*.

Kitsa Jul 25th, 2008 08:53 PM

I'm a little disturbed. I just saw the neighbor kid go past in a bikini and rollerskates and the first thing I thought of was liquidstatik :(

Pub Lover Jul 25th, 2008 08:56 PM

A little disturbed is right. When you start reaching for your camera you know you've got a problem.

Tadao Jul 25th, 2008 09:14 PM

Still waiting for Kybo to be funny.

liquidstatik Jul 25th, 2008 11:26 PM

I hope you did get your camera :eek

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2008 03:07 AM

DON'T EAT TOO MANY SUNCHIPS IN ONE SITTING GUYS I SCRAPED UP MY MOUTH PRETTY BAD :(

OK SEE YA TOMORROW

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:16 AM

HEY, THEY HAVE SUNCHIPS HERE, BUT WE CALL THEM 'GRAINWAVES' AND THEY SCRAPE MY MOUTH TOO :D

MY FAVOURITE IS THE SWEET CHILLI FLAVOUR, BUT I LIKE THE HONEY MUSTARD TOO

THESE ARE THE ONLY FLAVOURS HOWEVER

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:18 AM

SEE WE HAVE CHOICE IN THE COMMIE-LANDS! >:

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:18 AM

I ONLY HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE THREE WEEKS

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:20 AM

AND THEY HAPPEN TO COST ME SIXTY TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS, BUT I GET A CHOICE OF TWO FLAVOURS OF CHIPS, DAMMIT

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:23 AM

Chips aren't made of grain, goddamnit.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:24 AM

I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:27 AM

I DON'T EVEN CALL THEM CHIPS, I SAY CRISPS. :x

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 570812)
I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek

BEFORE OR AFTER HE HAD THEM FIXED?

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:35 AM

Whatever they looked like during the seventies.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:35 AM

THE SHARP KIND

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:36 AM


Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:41 AM

If I had some self-confidence today I would show you how fucked up my teeth are, and maybe you would feel better.

But today I think I am scum and should die, so no Shitty Pub Teeth.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:43 AM

My teeth are in good condition, just sharp and yellow.

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2008 03:48 AM

We have a differing opinion on what constitutes 'good condition' it would appear.

Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 03:50 AM

Healthy, not soft or full of holes. They're not really crooked, either.

I had one cavity when I was ten.

wobzire Jul 26th, 2008 10:21 AM

GUESS WHERE I AM???

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 10:27 AM

do tell

wobzire Jul 26th, 2008 10:34 AM

I'm at work.


wheeeeee

Shrubfest Jul 26th, 2008 11:25 AM

Wow. Wobzire's at work. SHOCK!

:D

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 03:36 PM

yeah who isnt :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jul 26th, 2008 03:40 PM

ME :eek

I TOOK TODAY OFF SO I COULD GO TO A FAMILY REUNION :groan

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 03:44 PM

This is my first day back at week since last saturday. I can't wait for tomorrow so I have another day off.

liquidstatik Jul 26th, 2008 03:44 PM

ME :eek

I TOOK TODAY OFF ALONG WITH 4 MORE DAYS BECAUSE I SUCK AT MY JOB :cry

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 04:14 PM

ME :eek

I TOOK THE NEXT 16 DAYS OFF TO ENJOY MYSELF BEFORE BASIC TRAINING

MattJack Jul 26th, 2008 04:31 PM

I got the weekends off :9to5tryintomakealivin

Tadao Jul 26th, 2008 04:33 PM

Basic training? Who's gonna watch your ho's?

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 04:51 PM

Dey bes' watch demselves cuz when I get back I be in full force :yaherd

HickMan Jul 26th, 2008 04:51 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 26th, 2008 04:56 PM

I never EVER get nose bleeds. This is a bad omen.

wobzire Jul 26th, 2008 05:07 PM

I just got a nosebleed too for the first time in years! Insane.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 05:25 PM

A Blood Omen.

MarioRPG Jul 26th, 2008 05:44 PM

I lol-ed

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 26th, 2008 11:26 PM

There's going to be a Solar Eclipse on Fri 8/1/08 at sunrise. Northern half of Maine and parts of Canada will be able to see it.

MetalMilitia Jul 26th, 2008 11:40 PM

eclipses are gay

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 02:03 AM

NIGGAS GONNA TAKE MY LIFE

NIGGAS WANNA FUCK MY WIFE

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 02:06 AM

IT'S MY LIFE

THAT'S MY WIFE I PAID FOR DAM TITTIES

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 02:58 AM

Can you sign your bitches over to us in case you don't come back? I'd like the asian on please. I'll keep her clean for you upon your return.

liquidstatik Jul 27th, 2008 03:00 AM

I'll take a black one :eek

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 11:13 AM

I don't have a black one :eek

liquidstatik Jul 27th, 2008 01:02 PM

get one :(

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 01:10 PM

I have a problem.

Stop drinking and have tea, or steal the bf's beers and be more tipsy?

wobzire Jul 27th, 2008 01:15 PM

If drinking is even an option you Don't have a problem.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 01:22 PM

OOh....can-tastic then.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 03:08 PM

Steal the BF's beer and then blow him. He'll forget all about it.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 03:34 PM

You miss the point. He's on holiday. He'll forget he had beer without me blowing him. Win-win, I'd say.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 03:40 PM

He can thank me by posting pictures.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 03:41 PM

Wait, yoursaying your gonna steal his beer and not have to blow him. :sadclownface

HickMan Jul 27th, 2008 03:41 PM

Girls beg to blow me :picklehat

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 03:50 PM

Nice. But its more fun when the guy begs. Gives you a nice sense of power, and a reward for ironing his shirts all week...

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 04:12 PM

Your reward is washing the stain out of your blouse.

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 04:14 PM

I don't wear blouses! do you think i'm 50?

wobzire Jul 27th, 2008 04:36 PM

maybe?

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 04:43 PM

53 to be exact.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 570987)
53 to be exact.


Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2008 04:52 PM

Orientation of image: 1
File change date and time: 2007:08:14 17:45:19
Image description: Teresita Carrazana has been missing going on 12 days and local and state authorities are asking the public to help locate the 53-year-old, police said yesterday. Missing Nutley woman.
She is described as being between 5'3 and 5'4 feet tall, 180 pounds with black hair and an olive complexion.
Software used: Adobe Photoshop CS Macintosh
Person who created the image: Nutley Police Department

Shrubfest Jul 27th, 2008 05:20 PM

Worried.

And marginally upset.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 05:48 PM

NO YOUR A NUTLEY

wobzire Jul 27th, 2008 06:47 PM

Hahaha! Nutley.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2008 06:51 PM


Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 08:42 PM

Pink Taco time.

Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 09:01 PM


Tadao Jul 27th, 2008 09:35 PM

I'm going to booty camp


HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 12:12 AM

They have bb guns :o

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2008 02:59 AM

I SHOT CANS WITH A BB GUN YESTERDAY

FOR THE FIRST TIME :tear

I FUCKED THOSE CANS UP

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:00 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2008 03:03 AM

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT DANNY OR ELSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL GRAZE YOUR EAR AFTER SIX OR SEVEN TRIES

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:05 AM

:lol when I was a youngsta we used to shoot BB guns at our neighbbors barn aaaaaaalll day :o

Esuohlim Jul 28th, 2008 03:13 AM

WELL I'M NOT A GODDAMN REDNECK LIKE YOU

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:23 AM

I TRIED TO THINK OF A COMEBACK BUT I COULDN'T SO YOU SHOULD TALK THESE HIGHER UPS INTO INSTALLING THIS MOD FOR VBULLETIN ;D

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:25 AM

I KNOW I CHANGED TOPICS IN THE SAME SENTENCE, SORRY

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 03:25 AM

DID YOU EVER HIT THE BROAD SIDE LS?

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 03:36 AM

BROAD SIDE OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 03:37 AM

<3

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:37 AM

FUCK YOU TADAO :FIGHT

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 03:38 AM

STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN GANG RULS

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 03:58 AM


Dixie Jul 28th, 2008 04:50 AM

Vintage Psychedelic Baby Jesus hates you.

MattJack Jul 28th, 2008 11:37 AM

i don't have a day off for the next 3 weeks yall

;_;

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 12:23 PM

15 DAYS LEFT TIL BASIC DUUUDES

MattJack Jul 28th, 2008 01:37 PM

did you join the armies or what?

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 01:37 PM

MATTJACK KEEP UP

MattJack Jul 28th, 2008 01:45 PM

I know he joined the military, but I mean like the AIRFORCE or the MARINES or THE ARMIES or THE NAVIES or whatev

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 01:46 PM

oooooh, i don't even know that ;(


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