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liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 01:47 PM

i always forget the army is one part, not the whole thing :x

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 01:58 PM

lol :o

I'm joining THE ARMIES

ARMY STRONG! That's such a stupid phrase. It's like the Incredible Hulk joined the army.

ARMY STRONG! TANK BIG! GUN SHOOT! BOMB BOOM!

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:00 PM

are you gonna come out if it being a jerk everytime someone makes fun of the army or america?

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 02:14 PM

NO because I protect the freedom to be a jerkwad and make fun of the army and AMERICA : patriotic

Shrubfest Jul 28th, 2008 02:34 PM

I likes it.

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 02:37 PM

what?

Shrubfest Jul 28th, 2008 02:43 PM

Defending the right to insult the fact you're defending rights.

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 02:45 PM

Sounds 100 percent middle American.

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 04:00 PM

YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE ROOTINIST TOOTINIST VARMINT IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 04:01 PM

Now you're messin with a :JudasPreist

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 04:05 PM

I've learned all I know from watching wrestling.

HickMan Jul 28th, 2008 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571101)
Now you're messin with a :JudasPreist

Nazareth :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 06:40 PM

Uffie :love

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571126)

Robot nipples? ;x

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 06:42 PM

kinda

The Pope's a bitch and declared that robolove's not a sin. So the Sky Doll's are really popular.

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 06:46 PM

I would be very interested in watching Seth be forced to read such a book. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 571133)
The celebrity I, DJ Conner son of Spock, most resemble would be, modern day troubadour and douchebag, Jack White.

:lol

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 571124)
Nazareth :rolleyes

That was Nazareth? :lol

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 06:59 PM

HAIR OF THE DOG, SONOFABITCH

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571127)
SOULWAX - NY Excuse

Don't double post, dude.

Either be patient and wait for someone else to reply, or edit your last entry.

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 571060)
Dear pub: devour a dick

:/

BAN ME

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 07:04 PM

You're not cool enough for that joke, son. :eek

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 07:06 PM

DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 07:07 PM

Way to edit your posts, punk. :lol

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 07:09 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 07:09 PM

I FOUGHT THE LAW BUT THE LAW WON

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571159)

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! :love

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 07:12 PM

Iron Maiden - Running Free

Kitsa Jul 28th, 2008 07:13 PM

That does kind of look like Uncle Jesse.

If your hair was a little different you'd look like the evil sensei from Karate Kid kinda.

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 571163)
No, people just think of other redheads but SOMEHOW IT'S NOT RACIST :(

Mick Hucknall, the lead singer of shit British band Simply Red says it is racism and we should all be ashamed for picking on ginger people. :eek

But then he is a total wanker. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 07:20 PM

Red heads are disappearing and the gene should be phased out soon. I think I still carry it, though.

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 07:23 PM

Well, it's a recessive, so it can spring up again with careful selective breeding.

Kitsa Jul 28th, 2008 07:53 PM

Red haired female, black haired male. 6 offspring- 1 blond, 4 redheads and 1 brunette. 14 grandchildren- 5 redheads, 5 blondes, 4 brunettes. 9 great-grandchildren- 2 redheads, 2 blondes, 5 brunettes.

Then again, none of us girls got with redheaded guys.

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 571168)

If your hair was a little different you'd look like the evil sensei from Karate Kid kinda.

I have no idead who that is, I've only seen the first.

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 08:40 PM

TADAO :love

Kitsa Jul 28th, 2008 08:43 PM

strike first strike hard no mercy sir!

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 09:32 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 09:42 PM

sup dood

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 09:45 PM

i kinda sorta won the lottery, you?

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 09:51 PM

how much didyou kinda sorta win? :eek

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 09:53 PM

FREDDY? ARE YOU OUT THERE FREDDY? DANNY IS USING YOUR FACE AS AN AVATAR, BUT I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE ZELDASBIGGESTFAN, SO I DUNNO, AM I BEING A JERK? :eek

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 10:01 PM

around 5,000 i had 5 out of 6 numbers I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE -> ||

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 10:02 PM


Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 571210)
around 5,000 i had 5 out of 6 numbers I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE -> ||

HE ALSO WORKS TWO JOBS! :eek

LADIES, THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

HE MAY NOT BE PACKING IT IN HIS SHORTS LIKE HIS SKINTONE WOULD SUGGEST, BUT HE'S GOT THE CASH AND WE ALL KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU GOLDDIGGERS ARE AFTER.

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 10:05 PM

zbf aged well like shit on a windowsill

Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 10:10 PM

Congrachilations.

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 10:17 PM

thanks :)
whats new with you?

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 10:29 PM



T-Dawg, that is a great 'tache. :hypno

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 10:32 PM

:lol what the fuck

ElPila666 Jul 28th, 2008 10:37 PM


Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 10:43 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 28th, 2008 10:48 PM

:lol

liquidstatik Jul 28th, 2008 10:52 PM

:lol :'(

Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 570283)
THAT OR CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER >:

I WAS DOUG FUNNIE LAST YEAR :(


Seven Force Jul 28th, 2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 570017)

You guys hate me

idk bout you guys but id fuck her till her cunt falls out

Tadao Jul 28th, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571234)


T-Dawg, that is a great 'tache. :hypno

I choked on the water I was drinking :lol

Pub Lover Jul 28th, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 571250)
Knees together you tramp.

A little consideration please! He just gave birth! You're lucky he has his trousers on.

HickMan Jul 29th, 2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 571243)
idk bout you guys but id fuck her till her cunt falls out

No big deal :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 12:21 AM

Seven Force said the same thing about the version with your face though. :x

HickMan Jul 29th, 2008 05:47 AM

No big deal :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 11:15 AM

Who wouldn't?

Tadao Jul 29th, 2008 02:02 PM

Have you guys ever been here?

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/index.php

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 571298)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez (Post 571296)
3 band forums (one of which is a spinoff for all the jerk vets to get their clique on, and i dont think most of us even like the band in question)
1 general music forum
1 everything-moves-too-fast-all-at-once forum
1 nothing-moves-but-somehow-thats-okay forum
1 art forum
and this one.

You must like boards where jerk vets get their clique on, then.

He mentioned eight forums, but said only one had jerk vets on it. He also didn't give their names. Whatever could be your insinuation, Kitsa? :eek

Tadao Jul 29th, 2008 02:10 PM

That you're all jerks!

Kitsa Jul 29th, 2008 02:13 PM

O NOES PUB I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SUBTLE AND SHIT AND YOU NABBED ME WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERS OF DEDUCTION.

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 02:19 PM

No, Tadao! She said the vets were jerks. I'm not a vet or a jerk. :picklehat

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 571332)
O NOES PUB I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SUBTLE AND SHIT AND YOU NABBED ME WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERS OF DEDUCTION.

I R SMARTS, I TOP OF CLASS AT SCHOOL, VERY SPECIAL SCHOOL. ;)

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 02:29 PM

I didn't have any friends though. :tear

DAMN STUCKUP RETARD KIDS AND THEIR NOT LETTING ME PLAY THEIR RETARD GAMES. >:

Kitsa Jul 29th, 2008 02:38 PM

Last night I was reaching up into a cabinet and a heavy crockery plate fell and the rim hit me smack dab between the eyes. I thought for sure I'd broken my nose.

Which would have been fantastic because that's pretty much the only way I could ever get a nosejob.

But no, just a bruise and one hell of a headache that has just entered its 18th hour.

Tadao Jul 29th, 2008 02:42 PM

I'll give you a nose job baby.

HickMan Jul 29th, 2008 04:56 PM


Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez (Post 571358)
yeah well i'll um break you down to the essential components of DNA because yr in for a beat down and get to the root of your mom.


Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 05:23 PM

:hypno

HickMan Jul 29th, 2008 05:25 PM

Who is that >:

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 05:40 PM

A Tribute to Alan Dill (Alan Dill is a Jerk)
By Hobo Renee

Alan Dill is a major jerk
I am going to burn his house down
Alan Dill really pissed me off
I am going to cut his hair really short
Alan Dill Alan Dill is a mothertrucker
Alan Dill Alan Dill I want to sucker punch you
Alan Dill Alan Dill Alan Dill
Alan Dill, the finance office is your best friend
Alan Dill Alan Dill everyone knows that you’re DJ Rez
Alan Dill, like the pickle
He is French
French people suck
French people suck
French people suck
Because they are related to Alan Dill
Alan Dill
Renee is going to steal yr fajita bowl but they didn’t give you one
Ha ha ha I find that funny
Alan Dill

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 05:43 PM

:hypno

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 06:04 PM


liquidstatik Jul 29th, 2008 06:06 PM

ITS FUCKING HOT HERE

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 06:14 PM

More like "DAMMIT FATHOM STOP MAKING ME CRY! :wah"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 571367)
fuck, could you shut up about "immortal goat" already? :rolleyes

Hickman mentions his brother that used to post on this site, at most, once a month.

You draw attention to the fact that you are a faggy loser everytime you post, you knock that off.

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571372)
You draw attention to the fact that you are a faggy loser everytime you post

I think I'm confusing Zomboid with me. :x

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 06:17 PM

Melody Club - Last Girl On My Mind


I mean

:hypno

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 06:21 PM

I don't have an edit button though. :(

liquidstatik Jul 29th, 2008 06:34 PM

oh wait IG is hickmans brother :eek

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 06:37 PM

YEP, IG GOT MARRIED DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER AND NOW LIVES WITH A CRAZY CULT. :rumour :eek

liquidstatik Jul 29th, 2008 06:40 PM

YEP, IG GOT MARRIED DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER AND NOW LIVES WITH A CRAZY CULT. :spreadinrumors :eek

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 06:54 PM

BREATHE THE PRESSURE COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez (Post 571351)
HEY GUYS FIND ME ON FACEBOOK THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE


Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571365)
A Tribute to Alan Dill (Alan Dill is a Jerk)
By Hobo Renee

Alan Dill is a major jerk
I am going to burn his house down
Alan Dill really pissed me off
I am going to cut his hair really short
Alan Dill Alan Dill is a mothertrucker
Alan Dill Alan Dill I want to sucker punch you
Alan Dill Alan Dill Alan Dill
Alan Dill, the finance office is your best friend
Alan Dill Alan Dill everyone knows that you’re DJ Rez
Alan Dill, like the pickle
He is French
French people suck
French people suck
French people suck
Because they are related to Alan Dill
Alan Dill
Renee is going to steal yr fajita bowl but they didn’t give you one
Ha ha ha I find that funny
Alan Dill

:hypno

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 571388)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571380)
I heard he Immortal Goat got married dressed as a storm trooper and now lives with a crazy cult.

You are correct! AND I WILL MENTION MY BROTHER EVERY CHANCE I GET NOW, ZOMBOID

:rumourconfirmed :eek

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 08:25 PM

:hypno

Zomboid Jul 29th, 2008 08:48 PM

Pub!! Have you longingly stared at any girls on the bus lately?

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2008 09:00 PM

My bet's on Pub being asexual.

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 571397)
Pub!! Have you longingly stared at any girls on the bus lately?

Wasn't that AChimp? :confused:

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571398)
My bet's on Pub being asexual.

NOT BY CHOICE, CUTIE. ;)

Tadao Jul 29th, 2008 09:14 PM

Wasn't that everybody? Oh yeah, Zomboid only stares at MattJack that way.

Pub Lover Jul 29th, 2008 09:23 PM

If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek

Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 571353)

:lol

Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571404)
If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek

I remember this story :eek

Esuohlim Jul 29th, 2008 11:24 PM

So I played Brawl last night for the first time.

And therefore Wii for I think the fourth time.

And I didn't suck as much as I thought I would. :eek

Although I wish there was a jump button for the right hand. That was throwing me off a bit :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 29th, 2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 571422)
So I played Brawl last night for the first time.

Although I wish there was a jump button for the right hand.

Are you using the Wii-mote?

Zomboid Jul 29th, 2008 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 571404)
If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek

My mistake then, it might have indeed been chimp. I'm assuming you still blew your load though, because... that's the first and last time you'll ever "sleep" with a girl :lol :lol :lol :lol

GET IT? SLEPT WITH? :lol


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