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Tadao Aug 3rd, 2008 02:48 PM

hung over

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 02:49 PM

i only have one cigarette left and no money :'(

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 02:57 PM

I've been taking the tablets for almost a year and my breasts aren't any bigger.

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 03:02 PM

i think C cups are the hottest boobs how about you pub?

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 03:07 PM

I'm all about the dicks, Sir.

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 572140)
That almost looks like it could be a zany greeting card.



Inside: "GET WELL SOON"

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 03:10 PM

Or "HELLO, MY NAME IS PUB LOVER, YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM THE INTERNET"

liquidstatik Aug 3rd, 2008 03:11 PM

Eskyra rubs Remmy's hard throbbing cock

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 03:13 PM

Inside jokes ahoy.

HickMan Aug 3rd, 2008 03:57 PM

hey guys. sup?

MattJack Aug 3rd, 2008 04:08 PM

I leave today for 2 and a half weeks for business

I HANDLE MAH BIZNESS

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 04:12 PM

SAY GODBYE TO HICKMAN, HE'LL BE DEAD BY THEN

HickMan Aug 3rd, 2008 04:40 PM

NO YOU JERK. I'LL BE TRAINING TO BE DEAD.

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2008 04:50 PM

I need some bloody mary mix :/

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2008 04:51 PM

WHAT THE FUCK HICKMAN, YOU GIVE UP FUCKING A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY WEEK TO SHOWERING WITH SWEATY MEN. fag

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 05:02 PM

I-LOVE-ROGER-BARR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 572162)
WHAT THE FUCK HICKMAN, YOU GIVE UP FUCKING A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY WEEK TO SHOWERING WITH SWEATY MEN.

I would.

HickMan Aug 3rd, 2008 05:07 PM

IT'S TO DEFEND FREEDOM



Tadao Aug 3rd, 2008 05:15 PM

IT'S TO DEFEND FREEDOM of sexual preference

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 05:18 PM

The freedom to suck cocks.

HickMan Aug 3rd, 2008 06:18 PM

lol guys :rolleyes

I just bought a journal and Watchmen from Barnes & Nobel. I'm such a tool.

MetalMilitia Aug 3rd, 2008 06:26 PM



Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 572195)
Can't believe this thread has two replies without a single comment on comic sans. I-mockery must be going soft in it's old age.

The posts before you in that thread were by the three biggest idiots to post today, I was ignoring it's very existence as it was mediocre imbecility compared to their thread in General Blabber.

However, yes. You all suck and you let idiots act sucky too much, so fuck off. ;)

MetalMilitia Aug 3rd, 2008 06:41 PM

"its" old age I mean. :(

Also Comic Sans.

MarioRPG Aug 3rd, 2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572150)
Inside: "GET WELL SOON"

:lol That's great. The card is awesome.

Kitsa Aug 3rd, 2008 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 572124)
[17:35] Danny: dakota fanning<3
[17:35] Pub: bugeyed
[17:36] Danny: hot
[17:48] Pub: I don't like blondes
[17:49] Danny: i dont care about hair color :/
[17:49] Danny: except i hate red heads
[17:49] Pub: haha
[17:49] Danny: its only gross cause their skin sucks and have ugly freckles
[17:49] Pub: ah
[17:51] Pub: blondes look washed out in red, and that puts me off my cutting.
[17:52] Danny: true ;o


I'm fairly sure redheads hate you too :\>::domo

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 07:53 PM

:pagebrak

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 09:56 PM

so what's going on fellas i haven't really here for like a week :eek

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 572224)
so what's going on fellas i haven't really here for like a week :eek

Where have you really?

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 10:01 PM

massachusetts, rhode island, maine, new hampshire, vermont, and connecticut

new england :love

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:04 PM

You're a regular really machine! :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffkomix (Post 572129)
just curious about this, cuz there are many good movies out there. pls give a movie and a reason if you are not responding to someone else's comment

Is the bit in bold really hard to read? Or are you all just fans of lists?

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 10:10 PM

FINE BRB LET ME EDIT

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 10:17 PM

HELLO BIGTIMECOW HAVE YOU SEEN EMU HE HASN'T BEEN AROUND EITHER :(

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:23 PM

How about this as a thread: I post the top 100 movies and you all add up the numbers of the movies you liked, divide it by the total of numbers on your list and then say how that number makes you feel.

For example:
I liked 17. Raiders of the Lost Ark, 28. Citizen Kane, & 39. Léon. But what I post is the sum of 17+28+39 divided by three.

I then tell you how the number 28 makes me feel (pretty good actually), except none of you do anything but post the number as you have no feelings or thoughts on why you like things.

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 10:23 PM

i haven't, but i hope he's alright :)

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 10:24 PM

LEAVE ME ALONE ALRIGHT I'M KINDA FEELIN' TIRED AND CRANKY

kinda like YOU >:

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 10:28 PM

69

haha loooolll :hypno

Zomboid Aug 3rd, 2008 10:29 PM

:lol I hope that emu goes where dufresne went and that pub and liquid follow suit :lol

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:31 PM

Dude, you're such a homo.

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 10:31 PM

i'm f*ckin' hungry

suggestions?

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:33 PM

noob3 always wanted bacon or noodles when he was hungry, except he always settled for chips.

bigtimecow Aug 3rd, 2008 10:34 PM

what a noob :rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:36 PM

Now ask me for money. :x

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2008 10:39 PM

He always asked for money even after he won $20,000 in the lottery

Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 572241)
Dude, you're such a homo.


Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572246)
He always asked for money even after he won $20,000 in the lottery

OH MAN, DON'T HAVE ME ON IGNORE! THAT IS WAY UNCOOL! :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 572210)
I'm fairly sure redheads hate you too :\>::domo

SORRY I FORGOT YOU WERE PALE AND GROSS

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 572224)
so what's going on fellas i haven't really here for like a week :eek

hey sweetheart :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 572240)
:lol I hope that emu goes where dufresne went and that pub and liquid follow suit :lol

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 572246)
He always asked for money even after he won $20,000 in the lottery

:lol i miss him :(

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 572250)
OH MAN, DON'T HAVE ME ON IGNORE! THAT IS WAY UNCOOL! :(

;)

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:16 AM

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES I'm gonna see Pineapple Express on Wednesday

Who wants to come

We can share snacks as long as none of you homos try to pull the old dick-in-the-popcorn shenanigans

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:21 AM

:reversepsychology

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:21 AM

oh man lucky louie is hilarious :(

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:30 AM

YEAH IF YOU'RE HIGH :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:32 AM

I haven't had any bud in 3 days :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:32 AM

This show is just lol & I want to fuck pamela adlon so hard while she talks dirty in the voice of bobby :x

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:33 AM

WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND


Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 572291)
This show is just lol & I want to fuck pamela adlon so hard while she talks dirty in the voice of bobby :x

Why, is she 7 years old

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:34 AM

hahahhahahaha, maybe if i was high :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:35 AM

she's like 40 you jerk have you not seen this show? >:

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:36 AM

Do I look like I have HBO to you? >:

Apologize

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:37 AM

I'm watching it on the internet :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:38 AM



:love

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:38 AM

Oh well I don't have fast internet right now :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:39 AM

Are you home from college or something? :(

executioneer Aug 4th, 2008 04:39 AM

i haven't seen it

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:40 AM

Recess: School's Out (2001) (voice of Spinelli)

lol

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:40 AM

oh well i like it and you guys can go back to your curb of enthusiasm or w/e :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:41 AM

yeah she does a lot of little boy voices, but most female voice actors do SO WHAT ABOUT IT >:

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:45 AM

Spinelli was a girl, dude

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:45 AM

She was the dyke :x

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:45 AM

i thught spinelli was the kid with glasses :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:46 AM

tbh i hated that show so much

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:48 AM

RECESS WAS A GREAT SHOW IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW IN THE WORLD

LIQUIDSTATIK IT'S A BETTER SHOW THAN LUCKY LOUIE

NO CONTEST

executioneer Aug 4th, 2008 04:49 AM

I DONT WATCH TELEVISON

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:51 AM

I BET YOU LIKED THAT ONE SHITTY SHOW THAT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME REMEMBERING THE NAME OF I'LL GET BACK TO YA ON THAT :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:52 AM

ME EITEHR WILLIE I USE THE INTERNET TO WATCH THE GOOD STUFF TV IS FULL OF SHIT

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 572311)
I BET YOU LIKED THAT ONE SHITTY SHOW THAT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME REMEMBERING THE NAME OF I'LL GET BACK TO YA ON THAT :(

TOUCHÉ, JERK :(

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 04:56 AM

Actually I don't watch much TV anymore either since almost all of Comedy Central is just dumb to me now and the Food Network just makes me hungry >:

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:58 AM

I really can't think of a channel thats worth watching anymore, everythings filling up with stupid reality shows. >:

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:00 AM

and adult swim has sucked this last year >:

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 05:06 AM

Adult Swim has sucked since 2002 :(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:07 AM

home movies >:

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:07 AM

its sucked since like 2004 :(

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 05:08 AM

There was Home Movies back then >:

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:09 AM

yeah but it didnt end 'til 2004 >:

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 05:11 AM

:nerdargument

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 05:11 AM

MockBot is posting :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:12 AM

at least we can still kiss girls afterwards :x

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 05:13 AM

Speak for yourself, homo :rolleyes

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:14 AM

:lol

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:15 AM

i haven't kissed a girl in 9 months :eek

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 05:17 AM

Dude if we start talking about girls Pub's going to show up and ruin it

executioneer Aug 4th, 2008 05:20 AM

what about me can't i ruin it ;_;

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 05:22 AM

He IMd me some more halfnaked pictures of miley cyrus today while I was at work :x

executioneer Aug 4th, 2008 06:08 AM

i havent kissed a girl in like six yrs

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 06:22 AM

:(

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 06:22 AM

im glad hickmans not here to make us all cry ourselves to sleep :(

MetalMilitia Aug 4th, 2008 08:57 AM

hey milhouse, who was that guy that would always come into the chat thread and say something like "Just because this is the CHAT THREAD it doesn't mean you should CHAT IN IT :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes"?

HickMan Aug 4th, 2008 11:52 AM

ONE DAY, YOU P*SSIES

HickMan Aug 4th, 2008 12:05 PM


THIS GUY'S ON IT

Kitsa Aug 4th, 2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 572346)
i havent kissed a girl in like six yrs

The one and only time I ever kissed a girl on the lips it was a total accident and it was my professor at a school function. That was embarrassing as hell. :\

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2008 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 572353)
hey milhouse, who was that guy that would always come into the chat thread and say something like "Just because this is the CHAT THREAD it doesn't mean you should CHAT IN IT :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes"?

Idk why don't you ask your cat


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