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Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2008 12:07 AM

:pagebrak

liquidstatik Aug 8th, 2008 12:17 AM

D:

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 11:34 AM

danny, who ever is that in your avatar? :?

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 12:45 PM

Isn't that ElPila? :lol

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:22 PM

where the hell is that guy, anyway

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 01:27 PM

i get it! because he has danny tatom in his avatar :eek

so guess what GW, i work in the computer science department of my school. please keep that in mind, computer fucking science. we get paid by filling out paper time sheets and faxing them to payroll. i also get paid every 2 weeks, so if a timesheet is missed then i'm fucked for like 4 weeks. I DIDN'T GET PAID TODAY BECAUSE MY TIMESHEETS WERE PROBABLY TURNED IN LATE BY MY BOSS, OR MY NEW PROJECT NUMBER DOESN'T WORK FOR SOME REASON, BUT OF COURSE I WOULDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL I TRIED TO GET PAID

COMPUTER FUCKING SCIENCE, AND WE USE PAPER TO GET PAID >: >: >: >:

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:36 PM

ok

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:37 PM

I'm wasting time in my school's computer lab right now instead of working, so I blame you guys for my shitty academic habits.

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:40 PM

While we're on the subject, is Calculus

A, hardened plaque
B, inherited
C, good for teeth
or D, a protective covering on the tooth?


I could probably find this in my book, but I really don't want to because I care incredibly hard.

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:41 PM

hey guys, go google "Calculus +dental" in images

it'll be funny

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:43 PM

I should be a senior this year, why the fuck am I doing Health?

fuck high school

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 01:45 PM

so you're in summer school then

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 01:45 PM

those pictures were wonderful btw :x

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:47 PM

I seriously regret using my normal "do everything in two months" school for summer school, because instead of what normal public schools do, which is hold your hand through the entire course for 3 weeks and give you a virtually free credit, they actually make you do a semester's worth of work in that time

which is ridiculous >:

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2008 01:49 PM

Freddy got upset that danny used him as his avatar.

How upset?

Anakin Vader upset! :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 573148)
hey guys, go google "Calculus +dental" in images

it'll be funny

I'm British, I've seen worse.

HickMan Aug 8th, 2008 02:20 PM

3 days left guys. lets try to get to 2000 pages before i leave

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 573143)
i get it! because he has danny tatom in his avatar :eek

so guess what GW, i work in the computer science department of my school. please keep that in mind, computer fucking science. we get paid by filling out paper time sheets and faxing them to payroll. i also get paid every 2 weeks, so if a timesheet is missed then i'm fucked for like 4 weeks. I DIDN'T GET PAID TODAY BECAUSE MY TIMESHEETS WERE PROBABLY TURNED IN LATE BY MY BOSS, OR MY NEW PROJECT NUMBER DOESN'T WORK FOR SOME REASON, BUT OF COURSE I WOULDN'T KNOW THIS UNTIL I TRIED TO GET PAID

COMPUTER FUCKING SCIENCE, AND WE USE PAPER TO GET PAID >: >: >: >:

Do you back up the records to Microfiche? Sucks about the pay situation, usually you can get an advance from HR if you did everything you where suppossed to.

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 573154)
3 days left guys. lets try to get to 2000 pages before i leave

ok

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:26 PM

remember when I got the first post on page 1000 and then some comedian deleted it

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:26 PM

I hate you guys so much

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 02:30 PM

How can anyone forget if you mention it every time an event comes up?

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:32 PM

Ok, but we've had like 1 event

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:37 PM

fffffffffffffffffffffff

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:37 PM

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:38 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:39 PM

:oneofthosedays

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 02:39 PM

:x

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 02:39 PM

hey man. :(

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 02:40 PM

[/late] :lol

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 02:40 PM

shit, i mean [/early] :( >:

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 02:54 PM

Why does Liquid like thirty eight year olds?

Spoilers!

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2008 03:01 PM

>:

Zomboid Aug 8th, 2008 03:09 PM

But really, is being a pedophile what you cool kids are doing now? 'Cause I still think he's one of the most disgusting people here.

liquidstatik Aug 8th, 2008 03:09 PM

its 31 year olds tadao the way you saiad it doesnt even make sense >:

liquidstatik Aug 8th, 2008 03:10 PM

why dont you cry about it zomoid

liquidstatik Aug 8th, 2008 03:14 PM

sorry tadao i thought you said thirty year olds, not thirty eight. :x

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 03:37 PM

:x

MetalMilitia Aug 8th, 2008 03:59 PM


liquidstatik Aug 8th, 2008 04:29 PM


Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 04:36 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2008 04:42 PM

That's about to be Night of the Leapus ON DVD.

HickMan Aug 8th, 2008 06:26 PM

keep it up guys! <3

Rez Aug 8th, 2008 08:00 PM


Kitsa Aug 8th, 2008 08:15 PM

Excedrin is so wonderful, I want to roll around on a pile of it.

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 08:29 PM

Will it make you less of a know it all bitch?

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2008 08:36 PM

Possibly.

Rez Aug 8th, 2008 08:48 PM

kitsa i was three minutes late with the pink ribbon image :(

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2008 09:06 PM

That's ok, yours is a tad different with the shading, I can use both :) Thanks.

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 09:52 PM


Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2008 10:09 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2008 10:10 PM


Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2008 10:11 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...pinkribbon.jpg

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2008 10:12 PM

That isn't what meant to post at all. My apologies.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2008 10:44 PM

I'm sick. I think Whiskey is going to be the solution here. I usually go with either Jamison or Beam. Any other suggestions that aren't the norm?

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2008 10:49 PM

My standby is Johnnie Walker Red, but that's scotch.

pac-man Aug 8th, 2008 11:06 PM

Some scotch whiskey will cure what ails you. I like the Glenfiddich on the rocks.

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2008 11:12 PM

When it's Scotch you don't put the E in Whisky. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2008 11:14 PM

I'm going to check that out. It's too bad they don't have RX Scotch

pac-man Aug 8th, 2008 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 573280)
When it's Scotch you don't put the E in Whisky. :eek

I had noticed it on labels, but old habits die hard. I also enjoy the Oban, but its pricier.

Babs Aug 9th, 2008 12:39 AM

I generally prefer wild turkey bourbon.

Colonel Flagg Aug 9th, 2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 573282)
I'm going to check that out. It's too bad they don't have RX Scotch

Try Woodford Reserve Bourbon - it's pricey, but probably more pleasant to drink than medication.

Colonel Flagg Aug 9th, 2008 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 573284)
I had noticed it on labels, but old habits die hard. I also enjoy the Oban, but its pricier.

Try Laphroaig for a kick!

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2008 12:41 AM

Tomorrow I get to see if I won anything at the fair!

Probably not. There was an Amish guy in front of me who was submitting a pic of a cow, which confused me to no end because I thought photos weren't their thing. But everyone around here dampens their drawers for the Amish, so I'm guessing he'll win.

Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 01:06 AM

I guess that as long as electricity isn't involved, everything is ok.

WhiteRat Aug 9th, 2008 02:12 AM

Anyone else plan on watching the UFC Brock Lesnar fight tomorrow night?

Sam Aug 9th, 2008 02:51 AM

HE STINKS

WhiteRat Aug 9th, 2008 02:58 AM

Well you are just no fun.

HickMan Aug 9th, 2008 03:09 AM

TIME TO STEP IT INTO GEAR!

liquidstatik Aug 9th, 2008 03:51 AM

:eek

Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 573314)
Anyone else plan on watching the UFC Brock Lesnar fight tomorrow night?

But ir SciFi Saturday :(

WhiteRat Aug 9th, 2008 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 573327)
But ir SciFi Saturday :(

SciFi Saturdays are a thing of legends, but Mr. Brock Lesnar is fighiting in his home state and also it's my fried house warming party so T-Rex In Space Strikes Back must take a back seat for the weekend.

wobzire Aug 9th, 2008 10:43 AM

BRACE YOURSELVES I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
I am at work.

Shrubfest Aug 9th, 2008 12:22 PM

Nice.

I'm at home. Where my boyfriend is currently living. Unfortunatly, so is my ex. They hate each other. It's awkward central. THE STRESS IS KILLING ME.

Esuohlim Aug 9th, 2008 01:54 PM

POST++

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2008 02:02 PM

I went to the fair and saw I hadn't won anything, but a shitty ass picture did and some pumpkin someone dressed like a baby, and I concluded the judges have no taste, and then I went and got the biggest margarita the mexican place had and now I'm quite tipsy.

wobzire Aug 9th, 2008 02:07 PM

A pumpkin dressed as a baby? that sounds adorable.

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2008 02:10 PM

ALSO I TOOK A PICTURE OF THIS SHEEP DRESSED AS A MEMBER OF THE KKK. ONE MOMENT AND I WILL EDIT TO ADD THE PICTURE OF THE PUMPKIN.


Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 573351)
I went to the fair and saw I hadn't won anything, but a shitty ass picture did and some pumpkin someone dressed like a baby, and I concluded the judges have no taste, and then I went and got the biggest margarita the mexican place had and now I'm quite tipsy.

Bummer Kitsa, but I would like you to go back and take a picture of the picture that won so that we can judge it ourselves.

Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 02:46 PM

Morning Wobby

wobzire Aug 9th, 2008 02:50 PM

What a morning it is. I've made 2 comics and saw a racist sheep!

wobzire Aug 9th, 2008 02:52 PM

How could it get any better?

Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 02:53 PM

I noticed. You a re a very funny comic, but the 2nd one didn't catch me by surprise like you usually do.

wobzire Aug 9th, 2008 03:02 PM

I see why you would think that. It's not my favorite either. The gunmans opinion is my own. I only finished it beacause the second panel is sadly one of the best things I have ever drawn.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 9th, 2008 03:45 PM

Bernie Mac Died today :tear

MattJack Aug 9th, 2008 04:12 PM

some cookies and millllkk

;_;

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2008 05:39 PM

Here are some pics of the vegetable people, which apparently is an entire division of the agricultural thingamawhatsit...


Cucumber baby


Mr. Eggplant got third place...


The trophy means "best in show". It appears I didn't take a pic of the pumpkin baby, or it didn't come out. It was a pumpkin with eyelashes drawn on and a hole cut for a pacifier where the mouth would be.

Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 05:44 PM

I would put a Vegetable Person on life support just to piss people off.

Kitsa Aug 9th, 2008 05:47 PM

You never know, Tadao. These judges seem a bit quirky.

There was a display of toy farms. One was properly scaled, had obviously had hours and hours put into it, and even had rows of artificial wheat in a field. Another had giant, shoddily painted cheap plastic animals indifferently affixed to a plank with large blobs of glue. Guess which one won?

MattJack Aug 9th, 2008 05:49 PM

cucumber baby is complete shi*

a cucumber wrapped up in a blanket with a face drawn on it is art?

rly?

liquidstatik Aug 9th, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 573391)
I would put a Vegetable Person on life support just to piss people off.



I was gonna hook it to life support, but I lost interest. :(

MattJack Aug 9th, 2008 05:56 PM

that should be imockery's new logo :{

Tadao Aug 9th, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 573393)
You never know, Tadao. These judges seem a bit quirky.

Then maybe next year you should use a potato and use the natural energy in it to make diodes light up on a life support machine.

Sam Aug 9th, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 573320)
Well you are just no fun.

HE STINKS!

He should fight Kimbo.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2008 03:08 AM

moved hickman's posts to a new thread as well as the replies

link because i am sure he's too drunk to find it:

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69700322

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2008 03:15 PM

I liked watching The Bernie Mac Show in the UK. It was nice how he kept calling me America.

Also, it was four in the morning, and I was drunk, and really just waiting for Countdown and the Hoobs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 573458)
What's more interesting is the abandoned Ebony mine near Balmora...

What does that game think Ebony is?

It is still wood, right? No one changed that while I wasn't looking?

Babs Aug 10th, 2008 07:02 PM

A good way to remember Bernie Mac's dead corpse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFr9ne6B8Cs

everyday... is a day closer to your death


Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2008 07:05 PM


Babs Aug 10th, 2008 07:15 PM

terri schiavo and the veggie tales

sloth Aug 10th, 2008 07:16 PM

isaac hayes, reunited with xenu

MattJack Aug 10th, 2008 07:16 PM

chris must be tired because before he took that nap he forgot to put his money in his pocket


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