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bigtimecow Feb 7th, 2010 05:14 PM

sherlock homeless/womti/whoever the fuck you are get the fuck out of here you unfunny faggot

Zhukov Feb 7th, 2010 05:53 PM

Jesus. I've thought you were an unfunny fuckwit for the longest time, and I'm glad the Leader shares that opinion.

All is right with the world.

executioneer Feb 7th, 2010 06:28 PM

womti you arleady HAVE a thread to ruin this one is mine pub lovers >:

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2010 06:28 PM

God, i didn't think it was possible for someone to pollute the chat thread any worse than it already was

doin its job as the forum septic tank, tho

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2010 07:24 PM

i dont know who much i hate worse, queen latifah or carrie underwood

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2010 07:36 PM

Carrie Underwood. White bitches got no excuses for suckin' so bad.

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2010 07:49 PM

THAT was the controversial Tim Tebow anti-abortion commercial? The one with the huge firestorm surrounding it?

Fucking drama queens

executioneer Feb 7th, 2010 08:37 PM

GUYS SOME OF US ARENT WATCHING THE SUPPER BOWL

executioneer Feb 7th, 2010 08:38 PM

OKAY ITS PROBABLY JUST ME N/M :lol

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2010 08:52 PM

I'm not watching that shit, I'd rather see half-naked men groping and BAH GAWD STONE COLD STUNNAH-ing each other

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2010 08:57 PM

DAMN good game, nice catches and footwork, but i really thought that it would be a high-scoring game :/

and I'm actually watching the halftime show this year, the world must be ending

The Leader Feb 7th, 2010 09:07 PM

I didn't even know the super bowl was today. :(

Colonel Flagg Feb 7th, 2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 671537)
well my horrible infection is looking better but my antibiotics make my skin feel like it's on fire and i'm horribly swollen. i can barely open my eyes. i haven't been able to eat in days (i'm attempting chicken noodle soup right now), nothing has any flavor and after a bite or 2 i just don't feel like trying to finish anything. also the antibiotics i'm on causes horrible body aches so i'm extremely tender and sore, not to mention my lymph nodes all over are painfully swollen. i'm just not doing too well
:(

Dix, are you taking Florastor, or eating Activia or something? Seriously strong AB can destroy intenstinal flora, and this might result in some of your symptoms.

Just a thought.

Feel better, K?

Colonel Flagg Feb 7th, 2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 671609)
sherlock homeless/womti/whoever the fuck you are get the fuck out of here you unfunny faggot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 671611)
Jesus. I've thought you were an unfunny fuckwit for the longest time, and I'm glad the Leader shares that opinion.

All is right with the world.

Make that 4 votes for GTFO, womti.

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2010 10:18 PM

AT THIS POINT, 5:42 4th quarter, I PREDICT A VICTORY FOR THE COLTS

executioneer Feb 7th, 2010 10:23 PM

i predict a victory for the clots *has heart attack*

Grislygus Feb 7th, 2010 10:32 PM

3:12

HOLY FUCK




so completely wrong

MarioRPG Feb 7th, 2010 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671651)
3:12

HOLY FUCK




so completely wrong

Bahaha that was amazing.

captain516 Feb 7th, 2010 11:07 PM

:lol I lost five bucks. At least the halftime show was entertaining.

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Zhukov Feb 8th, 2010 09:52 AM

So there's been this Canadian guy stalking me for the past few weeks, calling me up every day, leaving me six text messages a day etc. Just want's to be my friend after his wife broke up with him.

Anyway, I did the polite thing and went to his house to watch the superbowl. I'd never seen a game of American football, but I was not entirely bored out of my mind. I asked what team we were going for, and him and his buddies told me, and then I asked "yeah, but what colour are they?" and everyone laughed like I had told a really funny joke. I didn't learn what team we were going for until a few minuets in. The blue ones.

Dixie Feb 8th, 2010 09:59 AM

yeah i started taking activia yogurt and dannon's probiotic smoothies yesterday and i think it's helping alot.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 10:03 AM

Activia is no different from regular yogurt. They've been sued a bajillion times over it and now there's a class-action thing going around about it. I assume it's because it's a bit more expensive than regular yogurt.

Colonel Flagg Feb 8th, 2010 10:26 AM

Probably right, FZ. The only thing you need with the yogurt is the "live active cultures" - as long as this is on the label you're good.

Womti Feb 8th, 2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 671645)
Make that 4 votes for GTFO, womti.


well, you do have my vote for get the fuck out, Mr. Flagg. and stop talking like you're form vampirefreaks only they use retarded abbreviations like that.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 10:39 AM

You'd be amazed at what you learn through legal briefs when you work at a copy center.

bigtimecow Feb 8th, 2010 12:26 PM

womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

Babs Feb 8th, 2010 01:01 PM

Good news, Tupac is coming out with another album after his death. Along with the good news, they found a terabyte sized hard drive in Tupac's basement with about 200 more albums to be released soon.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 8th, 2010 02:13 PM

I don't even think they had Terabytes when he died.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 02:14 PM

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 8th, 2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 671691)
yeah i started taking activia yogurt and dannon's probiotic smoothies yesterday and i think it's helping alot.


How did the tour go?

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 03:49 PM


Colonel Flagg Feb 8th, 2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 671717)
womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

:lol

Babs Feb 8th, 2010 06:09 PM

So I saw this today a temporary job agency...

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671618)
womti you arleady HAVE a thread to ruin this one is mine pub lovers >:

I do my best. XD <3

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671619)
God, i didn't think it was possible for someone to pollute the chat thread any worse than it already was

doin its job as the forum septic tank, tho

I've seen & done worse. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 671675)
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Aww, mister fart and apportioner? You're so lucky. I guess I'll just be happy with Tadao & Wiffles. :(

Wait... Wiffles? AWESOME! :orgasm

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671697)
well, you do have my vote for get the fuck out, Mr. Flagg. and stop talking lie you're form vampirefreaks only they use retarded abbreviations like that.

OMFG! The colonel is on VF? PGLN! (please give link now!) :eek

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 671734)
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

I am wearing a shirt with his face on it right now. :x

It is like Halloween costume I think?

All polythene and saying TUPAC-MAN on the back.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 07:46 PM

when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her. then when you listen to her anyway you shouldn't wear skinny jeans. you wear skinny jeans for the 12 or so hours of your day and then you go to take them off but you can't, because the scab has grown just as she said it would except it's grown right through the tight denim and your skin has begun to form on and into your jeans. if and when you do finally manage to very painfully get yourself out of said pants, you will have lost a chunk of your knee in the process. and this is why you should not wear pants ever.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 07:53 PM

Your mom is a dumb.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 07:55 PM

that's not very nice :(

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 08:13 PM

I'm pragmatic.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 08:42 PM

where's your doctorate of thinkology??

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 08:46 PM

I'm a doctor of love.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 09:01 PM

how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

Sam Feb 8th, 2010 09:27 PM

i'm dr. pepper

Grislygus Feb 8th, 2010 09:31 PM

I'm Mister Goodbar

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671776)
how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

I have none.

Sam Feb 8th, 2010 09:55 PM

Grislygus and I taste awesome together. :(

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 10:07 PM

music tastes better with you

Terra Feb 8th, 2010 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 671781)
music tastes better with you

I hate page breaks. I read your line, got all worked up and had to go back a page and it's womti as the last post. :(


Life's a bitch.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 11:00 PM

I don't do no brakin'.

http://adam.pra.to/public/pics/breakin2.jpg

Terra Feb 9th, 2010 01:01 AM

Well you just did, babycakes. :)

LordSappington Feb 9th, 2010 01:11 AM

http://www.rwordcounter.org/
Is it wrong that I'm having so much fun with this?

Tadao Feb 9th, 2010 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 671787)
I hate page breaks. I read your line, got all worked up and had to go back a page and it's womti as the last post. :(


Life's a bitch.

Hahahaha Sam = Wompti. WAY TO GO CHAMP

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2010 02:44 AM

WHEEZE HACK COUGH CHOKE

Bubsy Feb 9th, 2010 04:29 AM

cover your motuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colonel Flagg Feb 9th, 2010 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671762)
when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her.

Unfortunate. :ouch

Next time ask Mom how many people she sees out and about with open weeping sores instead of band-aids covering their cuts and scrapes.

On another subject, I hate snow. And we're going to get buried again, second time in a week.

:domo

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2010 08:53 AM

Walking away from, walking away from things that move too fast.

Zhukov Feb 9th, 2010 12:08 PM

Sort of pointless really. If they're that fast moving then you walking away from them is going to be like a drop in the ocean. Just stand still until they have moved away themselves at a much faster rate than you could achieve.

Fathom Zero Feb 9th, 2010 12:17 PM

That's assuming that they're moving towards you.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 9th, 2010 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 671806)
On another subject, I hate snow. And we're going to get buried again, second time in a week.

:domo


We barely got any snow so far. I noticed the entire rest of the east coast is getting snow-plowed though.

Colonel Flagg Feb 9th, 2010 02:14 PM

Hey DC! Buffalo is calling. They want their snow back. :'(

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 9th, 2010 02:59 PM

Snowstorms are all politics now.

Pentegarn Feb 9th, 2010 04:44 PM

Nah, the snow simply thought D.C. would want to be buried in something besides bullshit for a change.

MarioRPG Feb 9th, 2010 05:43 PM

Why is it snowing crazy hard now.

Dimnos Feb 9th, 2010 06:23 PM



:lol

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2010 06:31 PM

:lol that's pretty awesome.

Personally i think that president bush should go down as the greatest(CANT REMEMBER HOW TO DO STRIKEOUT) HILARIOUseSt american president because of his dances and hilarious faces.

Dimnos Feb 9th, 2010 06:41 PM

[ strike ] [ /strike ]

I do miss Bush. If for no other reason than the laughs.

Babs Feb 9th, 2010 07:25 PM

He was like that uncle who touched you in a very special way. A couple of years pass, and you're left changed and confused.

kahljorn Feb 9th, 2010 08:02 PM

just think in ten to fifteen years cataloging and categorizing the different dances president bush did could become a serious historical pursuit.

Tadao Feb 9th, 2010 08:14 PM

If only the shoe hit him in the head. I gotta give him credit for that dodge and that pains me.

executioneer Feb 9th, 2010 08:21 PM

i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

Terra Feb 9th, 2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671876)
i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

He can't do that or else he'll look like a major world power shoving it to the man :irony

Sam Feb 9th, 2010 09:29 PM

Terra how dare you call me Womti >:

Colonel Flagg Feb 9th, 2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671876)
i'd have given him credit if he'd thrown one back, dodging isn't impressive to me

I would have given him props if he'd caught both shoes, took one of his own off, and started to juggle.

executioneer Feb 10th, 2010 02:07 AM

yeah that def. would have been a good response

captain516 Feb 10th, 2010 02:12 AM


I would've liked to see him throw the shoe back too, would've showed them A-rabs you don't mess with the USA.

Colonel Flagg Feb 10th, 2010 09:32 AM

So, just spent 2 hours shoveling 6" of "the taster" before the blizzard hits sometime this morning. Latest from the weather channel is that Philly is expecting 22" or some such ridiculous amount. 50+ inches in less than a week. Where the hell are we supposed to put it? The drifts outside my house are already about 5' high. >:

At least I got it done before the kids woke up. :\

Colonel Flagg Feb 10th, 2010 09:35 AM

JEEZ WE'RE NOT USED TO THIS CRAP!!!!!!!

I know, let's hire a trucking company and ship all this out to Vancouver so they'll have snow for the Olympics. :\

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2010 09:46 AM

I thought they were over already. :(

The Leader Feb 10th, 2010 10:02 AM

Way to support the USA. >:

Fathom Zero Feb 10th, 2010 10:53 AM

Snow sports don't count.

Dildo Faggins Feb 10th, 2010 10:57 AM

this is a test

Dildo Faggins Feb 10th, 2010 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildo Faggins (Post 671944)
this is a test

great success my account works

sorry guys i will never post off topic again

Dimnos Feb 10th, 2010 11:31 AM

>:

Pentegarn Feb 10th, 2010 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildo Faggins (Post 671945)
sorry guys i will never post off topic again

Wait... it's actually possible to post off topic in this thread? How?

And I sense a great dark cloud in your future....

Esuohlim Feb 10th, 2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildo Faggins (Post 671945)
great success my account works

sorry guys i will never post off topic again

Your rude username is against the rules. There are children here.

executioneer Feb 10th, 2010 12:45 PM

i give a shit about posting off topic, you don't "troll" on this message board you btard

Dildo Faggins Feb 10th, 2010 01:32 PM

lol

elx Feb 10th, 2010 01:47 PM

i really really really really really hate you.

The Leader Feb 10th, 2010 01:55 PM

I have no opinion yet.

Dimnos Feb 10th, 2010 01:59 PM

$10 says hes a jackass.

elx Feb 10th, 2010 02:07 PM

yeah he really is, i apologize in advance :(

The Leader Feb 10th, 2010 02:07 PM

Do you know him?

Tadao Feb 10th, 2010 02:39 PM

he is her discarded scab

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 04:55 PM

GUYYYYYYYS MA FEEEEEEEEEEEND

HE LIKE SIGNED UUUUUUUUUUUUP :-grog-

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 04:56 PM

CAUSE WE'RE TWO WILD AND CA-RAZY GUYS

Grislygus Feb 10th, 2010 04:57 PM

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE, SO SOLLY, HEEZ JUST ZUH QWAZIEST OF PEEBLES


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