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Esuohlim Oct 22nd, 2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 701750)
That is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen. It's definitely the greatest automobile I have ever seen.

It's no MYSTERY MACHINE >:

Esuohlim Oct 22nd, 2010 11:33 AM

BRAK w/e

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 701763)
One of my co-workers said another ape went on a rampage and attacked some people a few minutes before you posted that.

I had no idea. :eek

Esuohlim Oct 22nd, 2010 12:26 PM

hey guys it's international capslock day :eek

The Leader Oct 22nd, 2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 701764)
It's no MYSTERY MACHINE >:

No, it's better. The mystery machine is just a paint job. This has lasers.

The Leader Oct 22nd, 2010 01:10 PM

AND A SPOILER

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 01:43 PM

Well Mystery machine is a 1960s van, which may add classic-ness points, Hence cooler. The original Turtle Van was probably a modified VW Combi, which is also cool. Cant decide >_<

However the Mystery machine gets points because Its ridden by babes like Daphne and Velma, and hunk Fred of the ladies. Shag and scoob for the munchie induced types.

The Turtle van is ridden by 4 immature pizza eating Teenage turtles and their master sensei who is a rat. Not very classy. Although April O'Neil has her own news van, she is mostly seen riding the Turtle Van which redeems it for babe factor. Still cant decide >.<

on a sidenote the film versions of the Turtle van would destroy the Mystery machine because of its mods. IRL Turtle van vs Mystery machine would probably be a tie because their weapons dont work irl

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 22nd, 2010 01:58 PM

Turtles van is spring loaded and has a side door that can catapult pizzas.

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2010 02:10 PM

Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.

Dimnos Oct 22nd, 2010 02:12 PM

Scantily clad too.

Dimnos Oct 22nd, 2010 02:14 PM

GW. My mom just gave me a bottle of about 30 quad bars. If I somehow manage not to take them all, what is the current going rate?

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701779)
Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.

You're a bad bunny, I bet you will find some other she-bunny to fulfill your bunny fantasies. Im a hamster

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2010 03:25 PM

Don't be a speciesest.

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 04:56 PM

Besides I already told you, Im a 47 year old trucker named Bob. Your bunny mind cant possibly handle that.

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 701779)
Wiffles, post more pictures of that asian girl you pretend to be, I need new masturbatory material.

:tear

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 05:03 PM

just google asian girl pix. thats where I got mine. Its not like i have the monopoly on those pix you precocious bunny O_O

Esuohlim Oct 22nd, 2010 05:03 PM

Wiffles creeps me out

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 05:07 PM

Whats more creepy? A talking hamster trucker serial killer or a real life Anime Boy?

*ring in your votes. our teleprompters are standing by* o_o

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 05:12 PM

Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 05:13 PM

More Wiffles Pics! :love

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 05:13 PM

Trucker, Hamster, or Robot welcome. :yum

Esuohlim Oct 22nd, 2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 701810)
Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek

;)

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 701810)
Esuohlim is creepiest. :eek

There, a totally non creepy opinion from a non creepy individual. Consider yourself a creepy, Millhouse! XP

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2010 05:31 PM

fuck Fig Newtons and those fucking seeds. All the technology advancements we have and they still don't have a way to remove the seeds?

Wiffles Oct 22nd, 2010 05:33 PM

I read somewhere they were supposed to add texture

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2010 05:41 PM

:pagebrak

Nothing like biting into a cookie and meeting with a sickening crunch.

I spotted the best name for a Halloween 5K today: "Run For Your Life".

MLE Oct 22nd, 2010 08:14 PM

Hey kitsa, how about you buy real fig newtons instead of the dollar store ones. My brand name ones don't have seeds.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:13 PM

Fig Newtons are one of the few types of biscuit that I have found are better when you get brand name. Luckily for me hobnobs aren't.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:13 PM

Unless I want them chocolate. Dammit! >:

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:15 PM

THIS IS NOW THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:15 PM


Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:16 PM

THIS THREAD CAN STOP BEING THE YOUTUBE THREAD NOW, OR STAY IT... I DON'T CARE

Fathom Zero Oct 22nd, 2010 09:16 PM

omg science

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:17 PM

Despite being awesome, I'm sure I'd still make a mess with that sauce packet. :eek

Fathom Zero Oct 22nd, 2010 09:18 PM

You'd shoot it all over your distinguished attire.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:20 PM

I own thirteen suits. I have food stains on them all. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2010 09:20 PM

I never learned how to eat right. >:

Fathom Zero Oct 22nd, 2010 09:26 PM

or color in the lines

MLE Oct 22nd, 2010 09:51 PM

No, that's Zhukov

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2010 11:06 PM

Final preparations are being made for my kid's participation in a citywide halloween event. She's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in a red and blue tinsel-wrapped stroller that's wired to play the Ghostbusters theme, and she's giving out packages of halloween mini-marshmallows.

We might very well be the most obnoxious presence there.

Shyandquietguy Oct 23rd, 2010 02:17 AM

Hey guys, I just visited the asian market.

I bought lemon creme wafers.

Fathom Zero Oct 23rd, 2010 02:29 AM

nig fewtons are racist

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 23rd, 2010 10:36 AM

Just got the last piece of my halloween costume. My girl is going as a flapper so I got a pinstripe suit and hat to match. Then I decided to get some devil horns and a pitchfork. Going to cut holes in the front of the hat for the horns. I'm going as "GANGSTER AS HELL"

Now the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i o n.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2010 05:16 PM

Guess who got first place in her age group and a kickass trophy that's fun to chew!?!

I knew we were okay when I saw one of the judges dressed as Egon.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2010 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 701869)

Now the d and the a and the m and the n and the a and the t and the i o n.

gah damn you for getting that stuck in my head. That CD and the one after it were two of the first CDs I ever got.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 23rd, 2010 06:58 PM

Having the judge dressed as egon is a great sign. Congrats on the trophy too :)

It was one of my first cd's too, after the "Do America" soundtrack.

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2010 07:59 PM

You guys are young.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 23rd, 2010 08:12 PM

Only in years.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2010 08:28 PM

I had an extensive vinyl collection before I ever had CDs. Strangely enough, I only had three cassette tapes.

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2010 09:09 PM

I had a cd burner before that album even came out.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2010 09:15 PM

:pagebrak

I was 18 when that album came out.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 23rd, 2010 09:29 PM

I was 13 :(

Zhukov Oct 23rd, 2010 09:56 PM

Went to a Roller Derby last night, and god damn it was really cool. I hate sports but I was cheering and yelling and screaming "GO FOR THE FACE". It was Hobart (Convict City) vs Launceston (The Van Demons), and Hobart lost horribly, but only because ninety percent of the match we had two or more people in the sin bin. I was proud.

Also, it didn't hurt that I was surrounded by gorgeous women, in the crowd and on the track.

No pictures this time, but there is another one coming up soon, and I'll take photos then.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2010 10:55 PM

Roller Derby is one of those things I would have loved to do if my body weren't so damned defective.

Fathom Zero Oct 24th, 2010 02:40 AM



the jungle is massif

kahljorn Oct 24th, 2010 08:17 AM

I DONT UNDERSTAND ROLler DERBY. FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE THIS VICIOUS SPORT I gueSS MAYBE CAUse gIRLS Were tRYING TO SOUND COOL BUT ISNT IT BASICALLY JUST SKATING AROUND IN CIRCLES?

Quote:

Also, it didn't hurt that I was surrounded by gorgeous women, in the crowd and on the track.
SO THERE WERE NO GOOD LOOKING WOMEN THERE AT ALL, huh? THAT SUCKS.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 24th, 2010 01:12 PM

There's good looking women there ometimes but usually lesbosses or getting drilled by their boyfriend already.

Tadao Oct 24th, 2010 02:12 PM

OR GETTING DRILLED IN THE FACE BY THE FLOORBOARD

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2010 02:22 PM

I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO IS INTO ROLLER DERBY, ALL GETTING DRILLED BY HER BOYFRIEND AND LOOKING LIKE A LESBIAN AT THE SAME TIME

Esuohlim Oct 24th, 2010 02:23 PM

ALL WEARING KNEE PADS FOR SUCKIN' DICK

Tadao Oct 24th, 2010 04:06 PM

ALL DOWN SYNDROME LOOKING FROM HITTING HER HEAD ON THE GROUND TOO MANY TIMES

Pub Lover Oct 24th, 2010 06:33 PM

GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOW THE SCIENCE THREAD FOR SCIENCE!

Pub Lover Oct 24th, 2010 06:33 PM


Pub Lover Oct 24th, 2010 06:34 PM

ALSO, I GUESS IT IS STILL THE YOUTUBE VIDEO THREAD FOR VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE!

Pub Lover Oct 24th, 2010 06:36 PM

Blob Motility is an early phase of a new "actuated shape display using programmable matter."

Pub Lover Oct 24th, 2010 06:36 PM

This has me going all kinds of :eek

Fathom Zero Oct 24th, 2010 08:11 PM



zience

kahljorn Oct 25th, 2010 03:49 AM

I've decided I'm going to shoot myself in the face, so if i dont post here anymore thats why.
nice knowing you fuckers

Tadao Oct 25th, 2010 05:15 AM

pix plz

Babs Oct 25th, 2010 05:16 AM

I'd buy that for a dollar.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 25th, 2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 701981)
I've decided I'm going to shoot myself in the face, so if i dont post here anymore thats why.
nice knowing you fuckers


:lol Did you finish reading Invisible Monsters yet?

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2010 05:28 PM

I could go for a rub-fest right about now :eek

Perhaps by someone whose initials are S H ;) ;)

I guess I could go for a SH rub-fest :x

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2010 05:29 PM

SAMMY HAGAR :orgasm

executioneer Oct 26th, 2010 05:41 PM

SEAN HANNITY

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2010 05:49 PM

SONNY (H)BONO

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 26th, 2010 06:57 PM

SOLOMON HRUNDY

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2010 07:22 PM

THIS IS NOW THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME SUGGESTION THREAD!

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2010 07:22 PM


Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2010 07:23 PM

Someone please make a joke about hammer heads and devouring pussy. :eek

Tadao Oct 26th, 2010 07:23 PM

i want that :(

kahljorn Oct 26th, 2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

:lol Did you finish reading Invisible Monsters yet?
NO YOU NEVER SENT IT TO ME ASSHOLE

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2010 08:05 PM

Kahl, you are a suicide tease! As recompense please spoiler some pics of your dick in this thread.

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisGlass (Post 702105)
I'd love to give out this:
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm



A 3lb. gummy worm. All sold out, though.

Giant candy wang of my dreams. :love

kahljorn Oct 26th, 2010 08:10 PM

SEE MY LOCATION FOR YOUR ANSWER

don't you already have pictures of my cock from when iw as like 13 or whaever.

kahljorn Oct 26th, 2010 08:21 PM

i got to see bruce campbell last night :(

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2010 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 702138)
don't you already have pictures of my cock from when iw as like 13 or whaever.

Are you suggesting I would ever be satisfied with a finite number of pictures of your pleasingly long todger? >:

kahljorn Oct 26th, 2010 09:21 PM

yea one should be enough

plus now im over age so it probably wouldnt be as sexy for you :(

i thought you said pleasingly long tender and i was going to put that in my signature :(

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2010 10:26 PM

didja ever see a jew jitsu

executioneer Oct 27th, 2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 702125)
(shark costume picture)

aw that looks like my old kitty :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 27th, 2010 01:08 PM

That looks like my current kitty.

I'll send you the book Kahl with some aviators so you can read it right.

ChrisGlass Oct 27th, 2010 08:43 PM

I already asked Rog, but he blocks facebook apps, would you guys mind thumb-upping my video in a contest?

If not, that's cool. I'll just stay at home and cry.

MLE Oct 27th, 2010 10:25 PM

NO

ChrisGlass Oct 27th, 2010 10:48 PM

URL removed. No problem.

Fathom Zero Oct 27th, 2010 11:20 PM

:( I would have.

ChrisGlass Oct 28th, 2010 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702251)
:( I would have.

http://bit.ly/danceParty

I really appreciate it.

Tadao Oct 28th, 2010 01:55 AM

Installing an app to vote is crazy talk

ChrisGlass Oct 28th, 2010 02:55 AM

Eh. It's not obtrusive that I've seen yet, but I respect your right to avoiding Facebook shit.

Mockery Oct 28th, 2010 03:37 AM

Yeah I'm happy to give a thumbs up on Youtube or Digg or wherever, but I've never installed a single Facebook app and never will. I just don't trust any of 'em and have seen far too many people have their accounts fucked up because of apps.
:chatter

Fathom Zero Oct 28th, 2010 04:01 AM

I did because I don't have much to share with people, anyway.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 28th, 2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 702269)
I did because I don't have much to share with people, anyway.

I was in Babies r us last night and they were playing Eye 2 eye. I was all like "I wish Dylan were here with me to do the power line dance."


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