Hope for an omnisexual?
i want to fuck, like, everything
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Stock up on lube
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Obviously the cure involves having sex whenever possible
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Stay away from my trellis.
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Inanimate objects around the house would be a good starting point for beginners.
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Will be tough when trying to fuck things without fuckable holes though.
A solid brick for example |
Be sure to sand wood or metal before fucking.
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AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DATING
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"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." - Emo Philips
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but omnisexual means i want to fuck them all AT ONCE :(
i need science help so i can make my d*ck pass thru all points in the universe at once |
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think Omnisexual would just mean that you are all sexes at once.
So, two then. Wanting to have sex with the universe... I think that's just over excitement and it might go away. Keep us posted. |
Intersexed individuals count, too, mister.
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i guess i gotta run for president of the galaxy now :doyougetit
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:idontgetit
Wouldn't you run for president of the universe? Parallel included of course. |
yes but if i run for president of the galaxy i'll be in a perfect position to steal the ship with the infinite improbability drive, and then stick my wein*r in it
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:igetitnow
That way you can also screw the past, present and future. :eek |
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I was with somebody tonight :( It was really bad, he kept being like "can you feel that?" and I was like all I feel is hungry.. then he was like, "let's go to mickey dees, they open at like 5" so I was like "ok" just because I wanted in his car so he'd take me home :( I am sharing this with the internet in hopes that the internet will shame me into never ever ever ever ever going near him again, my brain doesn't seem to be doing the trick on it's own. :( feels so bad, man! :(
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Shame, huh. Sorry. In the hypothetical situation where that actually happened, I can't actually bring myself to give you hell over it
Mainly because it's his fault. That's a sad story; you get to think of him as The Hamburglar from now on |
:( The hamburglar strikes again.
In positive news I thought I clicked on shyandquietguys new thread. Then I read what happened ELX. I'm glad this is a different thread. |
elx true love sometimes takes a bit to unwind, you need to stay with him until his micro penis blossoms into a grand sea cucumber
when he turns 15, then you can start worrying about his girth |
if you do it with him again make sure to make sexy robble robble noises
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I think you should stay away from him cause he used the term "mickey dees". Who says that anymore?
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I am just one of those people that was cursed/blessed with being naturally selective. I'm not attracted to the entire gender as a lot of people are, it's more like a one in a million thing. when I have instant chemistry with a guy then it's fucking awesome, but when there is no such connection then it will never work. I knew I didn't like him, but let him try anyway and made him stop when I got bored/it wasn't working. so he's the one that ended up feeling bad for something that wasn't his fault.
it's a curse because you can't have random sex with whomever, even if you like them a lot. it's a blessing because when it does work out it's like a decatrontilianzillion times better! I think half of the population is the same way. at least half of the female population. |
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