Eh, it all happens around the same time.

What the fuck is that?

Mordy Mermeltashen. Duh. :lol

DUUUUHHHHH.

That is not a Jew nose :/

but it is circumcised.

and hairless

I still can't believe they put that thing on a kid's page.

And why is it flesh colored?

Did you get a load of how he looks during party time? Is this really a kids page?

Yep, aish is a huge Jewish site and that's their kids page.

Here's Mordy with his son, who I understand is a little prick.

And here I thought the Japanese were strange! Thank god I'm not the only one embarrassed by my blood line.

You want to see something embarrassing, look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcB68AtrmZM

Lol, I get a visual of several female Jewish comedians from that.

The only thing yet to be determined is which gender's organs it actually is.

Edit: I can't believe I missed these coloring book pages.

http://www.aish.com/purimfamily/puri...ring_Pages.asp

That's the great thing. It is both. Point up in masculine, point down is feminine. Make them hump and you'll see stars!

Now I need to bake some and make them hump :(

hehe

Weird. I just got a call from one of the bf's coworkers. I don't think he knew he was calling me, he must have been set up somehow.

He stammered that he liked the oreo balls I made for their Christmas party and quickly got off the line.

Hehe sounds like a phone joke gone awfully bad.

Hi, is your refrigerator in a can?

Poor bastard, having to call me. I knew who it was when I heard the name, but I accused him of being the bf's "other woman" just the same. I think he thought I was serious.

Maybe they thought you would be rip roaring drunk.

Speaking of which, I think it's time to switch from coffee to vodka.

Just add the vodka to the coffee, it'll be okay.

It will never be ok. Dave Blood has been dead 5 years to the day.

:tear